Stargate Trivia with Garry Chalk
Stargate Trivia with Garry Chalk
We have been fortunate to have more than ten episodes of trivia, led by some wonderful Stargate cast members… but you’ve never seen one like this. We’re dialing everything up to eleven in this very special program, hosted by “Colonel Chekov” himself — Garry Chalk!
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David:
Hello everybody, my name is David Read. Welcome to Dial the Gate: The Stargate Oral History Project. No oral histories as such today. We do have a special guest though, running things for us, game master of today’s trivia, Garry Chalk. Hello, sir, how you doin’? Welcome to the show. Welcome back. How are you feeling? How are things going for you post Hodgkin’s lymphoma? You’ve had a rough ride.
Garry:
It’s been the year that wasn’t, I gotta say. I’ve had my ups and downs, I’ve had my challenges. Overall, the cancer is gone. I have to take chemo for several more months to make sure it stays gone. Because of all the letters and things of support that I’ve gotten from around the world from people, it still chokes me up. Anyway, this is a great opportunity to just say thank you. Thank you for all your support and encouragement.
David:
Can we give him a round of applause please, guys? Thank you very much. Absolutely. Most of them are on mute, but I’m sure that they themselves can hear themselves clapping. But Garry, it is a privilege to have you back.
Garry:
Thank you.
David:
I’m thrilled that you are on the road out of this and let’s go ahead and have a good time, shall we?
Garry:
All right.
David:
All right, so everybody, this is Stargate Trivia 11 and it is gonna be a toughie. So, Jeremy, can you hear me? Jeremy?
Jeremy:
Sure can.
David:
OK, perfect. Linda, can you hear me?
Linda:
Yes, sir.
David:
All right. Let me introduce everybody first. Let’s go through the list and then I will go ahead and do the information on the trivia. William Murphy, welcome back to the show, sir. How you doin’, man?
William:
Thank you, David. It’s a pleasure. How are you?
David:
I am very well. All things going good at the nuclear power plant?
William:
Things are excellent, as always.
David:
Awesome. Welcome, moderator Lockwatcher. Hello, sir. How you doin’?
Lockwatcher:
Hi. Doing great.
David:
It’s a privilege to have you on and thank you so much for participating. You’re a newbie.
Lockwatcher:
Looks like it’s gonna be fun.
David:
Jeff Gulka, Reetou Charlie himself, he’s back with us, sir. Welcome back to the show.
Jeff:
Hello, hello.
David:
Kevin Szabo, over in Hungary. How you doin’, buddy?
Kevin S:
Hello, hello. Doing OK. What about you?
David:
I am currently well. Think most things are working right now, but we’ll see how things go. So, Marton of Stargate Seed. Hello, Marton. How you doin’?
Marton:
Hey, howdy. All is fine. Thanks for having me.
David:
Thank you for being here. If you can tilt your camera down a little bit and get a little bit closer, that would be awesome. If not, it’s all good too.
Marton:
OK.
David:
Kevin Weaver. How you doin’, man?
Kevin W:
I’m good. Thank you.
David:
Thank you for being here. Marton, I think you killed your camera. You smacked it dead. Can you hear us? There he is. OK.
Marton:
Is this better?
David:
Thank God you returned to the correct coordinates. I was like, “I’m gonna have to move everyone around again.” All right. Jakub Olejarz. Hello, which country are you in, Jakub?
Jakub:
I’m in the UK.
David:
You are in the UK?
Jakub:
At the moment, yeah.
David:
Welcome, sir. Good to see you.
Jakub:
Thank you, David. Thank you for inviting me.
David:
And the one surviving lady, all the others had to back out. Yvie Cahill, welcome to the show.
Yvie:
Hi.
David:
How are ya?
Yvie:
It’s great to be here, even though it’s 02:45 in the morning. I will do my best. I’ve had some coffee.
David:
We appreciate the sacrifice you and your body are making. Darren Sumner of GateWorld is gonna be joining us at some point here fairly soon, so I’m gonna keep my eyes open for this. We’re set to go if you guys are ready. Let’s do this.
Yvie:
As ready as I can be.
David:
All right. Game rules. Everyone will be playing on their own. You will be timed. The theme is Stargate episode titles.
Jeff:
If it’s the first two seasons of SG-1, I think I could be all right.
David:
All right. We’re gonna have a good time. I’m throwing myself into the wood chipper as well here. I have not studied before this at all, right hand to God. So, what you hear coming out of my mouth is gonna be from my memory. I will announce each player beforehand so Garry doesn’t have to. The timer is 20 seconds.
Jeff:
Oh boy.
David:
And will start the moment Garry begins giving the episode description.
Jeff:
Whoo, I like it.
Yvie:
Ouch. Oh, wow.
David:
If you know it before he’s finished, go ahead and say it, but don’t speak the episode name until you are sure. You get one answer.
Jeff:
Ooh.
David:
If the answer is correct, you will hear this sound.
Jeff:
Hey.
David:
If the answer is incorrect or you run out of time, you will hear this sound.
Jeff:
Ouch.
Yvie:
Ouch. Gonna be hearing that a lot.
William:
Threat level Foxtrot Alpha 6 right there.
David:
That’s right, exactly. Kull Warriors coming through the gate. There will be no steals. Everyone who knows the answer will be given a chance to shout it out once the klaxon is heard and then we will move on to the next contestant and episode.
Jeff:
But they don’t get any points?
David:
That’s right. For multi-part episodes, “The Siege Part One,” Two and Three, just say “The Siege.” Only the name is needed, not which part. The scores will be updated in real time, let me see here, on the screen. Linda will also have the list of players by order of score, which she will share verbally every couple of rounds or so, or if anyone asks. Anyone have questions about any of this? OK.
Garry:
How many times do you want me to repeat the question?
David:
If they ask for you to repeat it, you may repeat it. Otherwise, leave it to them.
Garry:
It’s only an ask then. OK.
David:
That’s right. All right, guys.
Linda:
Neither of the sounds came through to me, the happy sound or the bad sound, David.
David:
You didn’t hear them?
Linda:
Nope.
David:
Did everyone else hear them?
Jeff:
I heard it.
Yvie:
I heard them.
Kevin S:
I heard them too.
David:
OK, perfect. Linda, you don’t need to hear them.
Linda:
You’ll have to let me know though whether they got it right or not.
David:
Absolutely. Garry will signify whether it’s correct or not. Yep, absolutely. You guys ready to go?
Garry:
For a correct answer I’d give ’em my thumbs up.
Jeff:
Also, you’ll probably see people get annoyed by the sound of the “eh.”
David:
All right, gang.
William:
Annoyed by it already.
David:
Let’s rock and roll. William, you are first. You all set?
William:
I’m so ready.
David:
Jeremy, you good?
Yvie:
You got this, buddy.
David:
I guess he’s good. Wait.
Garry:
All set?
David:
Our last contestant is joining us right now.
William:
Oh, man. I was hoping we would get more of a head start.
Lockwatcher:
Mess up our Brady Bunch look.
David:
Give him just a second. Exactly. There he is.
Jeff:
Hello.
William:
Darren, how you doing?
David:
Everyone’s super small. Hey, Darren.
Darren:
What’s up? Did you guys start without me?
David:
Nope, we were just about to. It was really funny.
Darren:
You’re late. Perfect.
David:
Yes. Perfect, there we go. All right, can you still see yourselves pretty well?
Kevin W:
Yes.
David:
OK, Garry, can you tilt your camera up even more? Can I squish you?
Garry:
Tilt me up like this?
David:
Yes, perfect. There we go.
Garry:
I see. I’m sorry.
David:
I can get everyone a little bit bigger here.
Garry:
That’s too much.
David:
A lovely chest you have, Garry.
Garry:
How about that?
David:
There we go, that’s perfect. All right, do you see yourself?
Garry:
I can see myself.
David:
All right, perfect.
Garry:
Amazing.
David:
Darren Sumner, welcome to the show.
Garry:
OK, here we go.
David:
All right, Darren will be the last, so if you can’t figure it out by the end what the rules are, good luck. All righty. OK, William, you all set?
William:
I am. Sure.
David:
Jeremy, you’re good? I love it. All right, William. Let’s go. Start the clock.
Darren:
What was that?
Garry:
Number one. SG-1 discovers a military camp where young men are trained to impersonate SGC personnel to infiltrate Earth.
David:
Jeremy, if he reboots it, go ahead and restart the counter.
Jeremy:
Yep, got it.
William:
I know this one. I can’t remember the name but I will say pleasure talking to you, Mr. Chalk. I’m gonna leave in 20 seconds.
David:
The answer is? Come on.
Yvie:
Rules of Engagement.
David:
Thank you. All right.
William:
Which comes to me in 25 seconds, but OK.
David:
Lockwatcher. Garry, if you would…
Garry:
I’ll give you the answer after you guys have made the wrong answer.
David:
We can do that as well.
Lockwatcher:
You’re gonna be doing that a lot.
David:
We’re gonna shout it out too, so Lockwatcher, are you ready?
Lockwatcher:
Yeah.
Garry:
OK, number two. The team learns that a rogue Wraith has acquired several ZPMs to power a formidable new Hive ship, and he is headed for Earth.
David:
Stop. All right, what’s the answer?
William:
“Enemy at the Gates.”
David:
That’s right.
Lockwatcher:
Oh, “Enemy at the Gates.”
David:
All right. Jeff, you’re up, buddy.
Darren:
That buzzer is loud.
Jeff:
All right.
David:
Turn it down on your end.
Darren:
I’m startled.
Garry:
Number three. SG-1 finds a genetically advanced Goa’uld-human hybrid created by Anubis and returns him to Earth for study. But even keeping him alive may not be worth the risk.
David:
Darren should recognize these. These are taken from the GateWorld Episode Guide, everybody.
Jeff:
Ah.
David:
All right, what’s the answer?
“William:
Prototype.”
David:
That’s it.
Jakub:
“Prototype.”
David:
Kevin Szabo, you are up. Good luck.
Garry:
Ready? The Asgard aid Earth in negotiating a non-aggression treaty with the Goa’uld System Lords.
David:
Kevin, this is where you start talking.
Kevin S:
I know, I know. I figured.
David:
What is it?
Kevin W:
“Fair Game.”
Marton:
“Fair Game.”
David:
That’s it. Marton, ready?
Jeremy:
I’m having fun.
Marton:
Ready.
David:
I figured you would. Go ahead.
Garry:
Ready?
David:
Yep.
Marton:
Yep.
Garry:
SG-1 investigates a conspiracy theorist who has detailed knowledge of the Stargate program.
Marton:
Ew. That’s Marton Lloyd, I guess. “Point of No Return.”
Garry:
Yep. Well done.
David:
Nice.
Lockwatcher:
Great.
David:
Kevin Weaver, you ready?
Kevin W:
No, but let’s go.
Garry:
Daniel is taken captive by an alien with a hidden agenda, while SG-1 is made to believe he is dead.
David:
First half could’ve been [inaudible]
Kevin W:
“Fire and Water.”
David:
You’re right.
Yvie:
Yay.
David:
All right.
William:
Great job.
David:
OK, here I go.
Garry:
Number seven. Michael and his Wraith faction arrive at Atlantis to propose an alliance.
David:
“Allies.”
Garry:
That’s right.
David:
All right. I was like, “Where’s the bell?” “I need that bell.”
Darren:
play it more definitively.
Jeremy:
Giving you crap.
David:
Geez. All right. Jakub, you ready?
Jakub:
Ready.
David:
OK.
Garry:
When problems with the FTL drive threaten to leave Destiny stranded, the crew calls upon an expert from Earth to help, a quadriplegic woman who temporarily takes over Wray’s body.
Jakub:
I think that is “Sabotage.”
David:
Boom.
William:
Excellent job. Excellent job.
David:
Wow. There we go. Way to represent SGU.
Garry:
Well done. Number nine. The team gates to a climate-controlled environment amidst a toxic wasteland, whose people are all linked to a central computer.
David:
Come on, Yvie. We watched this two years ago.
Yvie:
Ugh, which one? I know. Oh my God, I can’t remember.
David:
What is it, guys?
William:
“Revisions.”
Jakub:
“Revisions.”
Yvie:
Thank you. “Revisions,” yes.
David:
I thought it was “The Game Keeper.” I would’ve gotten it wrong.
Linda:
Me too.
David:
All right.
Garry:
Number 10.
David:
OK, Darren, you ready? You don’t have to worry about the numbers, Garry. They’re irrelevant. All right, Darren. Here you go.
Garry:
The team meets a man with extraordinary prophetic abilities, who gives them a dark prediction about Atlantis’ future. Meanwhile, the Wraith seek a new alliance with Atlantis in their war with the Replicators.
Darren:
“The Seer.”
Garry:
You’re absolutely right.
David:
Ooh, there we go. OK.
Garry:
Number 11.
David:
The scores are up on the board. You don’t need to read the numbers. You’re good. William, are you set?
William:
Let’s see if I can get on the board.
Garry:
Prometheus is forced to land on an alien world where the local Stargate is the team’s only chance of returning home, though the local population believe the gate to be a myth.
David:
Come on, buddy.
William:
I’m battin’ zero today.
David:
What is it, everybody?
Lockwatcher:
“Memento.”
Jakub:
“Memento.”
David:
“Memento.” That’s right. It’s all good, man. We’ll come back around. All right. Lockwatcher, are you ready?
Lockwatcher:
Yep.
Garry:
SG-1 investigates a problem off-world and soon finds that they have become victims themselves; they cannot stay awake. Meanwhile, Vala Mal Doran undergoes an evaluation on Earth, hoping to join SG-1.
Lockwatcher:
Nope.
David:
What is it?
William:
Is it “Orpheus?”
Jakub:
“Morpheus.”
David:
“Morpheus.”
Lockwatcher:
“Morpheus.”
David:
“Morpheus.” I love you, Morpheus. Alrighty, Jeff.
Jeff:
Come on show and tell.
Garry:
There we go.
David:
Show and tell!
Yvie:
You got this, buddy.
Garry:
You got it. Ready?
David:
That would be something.
Darren:
I got that. That was good.
Garry:
After a conflict with Michael leaves several Atlantis personnel trapped, Colonel Carter leads a rescue mission, unaware that Michael is still nearby.
Jeff:
I am going to throw a random guess, “Extraction.”
David:
What’s the name?
William:
“Search and Rescue,” isn’t it?
Jakub:
“Search and Rescue.”
David:
That’s it.
Jeff:
Ah, that’s the one I haven’t seen.
Garry:
“How come the other guy gets the easy ones?”
David:
Kevin Szabo, you ready?
Kevin S:
No.
Garry:
Lieutenant Scott and Camille visit their loved ones using a communication stone, leading Colonel Young to a discovery about Telford’s activities. On the Destiny, Rush discovers technology he believes may be able to get them home.
David:
Come on, Kevin, this is SGU, you know it.
Kevin S:
Of course I don’t.
David:
What is it, everybody?
Garry:
“Life.”
David:
“Life.” That’s right. Marton, you set?
Marton:
Yep.
Garry:
After a meteor strike buries the Stargate, O’Neill finds himself stranded on a planet with no hope of rescue.
Marton:
Phew. Ugh. There’s like 18% chance of a Stargate Universe episode popping up. So, basically that’s my answer.
David:
OK. All right. It is?
William:
“100 Days.”
David:
That’s correct. All right.
Jeremy:
I’m glad I’m not playing.
David:
Kevin Weaver.
Linda:
That’s the first one I would’ve got.
Yvie:
Me too.
Garry:
Are you ready?
David:
Kevin, you ready?
Kevin W:
Yes.
David:
All right, buddy.
Garry:
Colonel Sheppard and his team embark on a risky mission to steal a ZPM power module from the replicators, but must rely on a compromised Dr. Weir to succeed.
Kevin W:
Ugh. I don’t remember.
David:
It is?
William:
“Lifeline.”
David:
That’s right.
Kevin W:
“Lifeline!” Ugh.
David:
All right. It’s all right. Take a deep breath. All right, Garry do your worst.
Garry:
SG-1 realizes they have stepped through the gate into another planet’s museum. They’re mistaken for a band of zealous…
David:
“Bad guys.” All right.
Garry:
With a group of Wraith hive ships on the way to Atlantis, the team searches for a place to flee and a way to destroy the city. McKay leads a team to try and activate the ancient orbital weapons platform.
David:
Jakub, that’s you.
Jakub:
“First Strike.”
David:
Oh, no. What is it, guys?
Kevin W:
“The Siege.”
David:
Technically part one.
Yvie:
“The Siege.”
David:
“First Strike” is when the Asurans come for us. Good shot, though. Yvie?
Yvie:
All right. Give it to me, Garry.
David:
“Give it to me, Garry.”
Garry:
Here we go. Vala Mal Doran makes contact with Stargate Command from the Ori home galaxy and tells the story of her life undercover in a village of followers building the Ori’s invasion fleet.
David:
Come on, Yvie.
Yvie:
Ooh. Season 9 and 10 I’m not very strong with. No. I’m not gonna get this.
David:
It is?
William:
“Crusade.”
Jeremy:
“Crusade.”
David:
That’s right.
Yvie:
“Crusade.”
David:
All right. Darren?
Garry:
The team returns to Jonas’ home world when they learn the Goa’uld are after its naquadria. I’ll do this again.
David:
No, no. Keep on going.
Garry:
When Jonas is captured by Anubis, Daniel is his only hope.
Darren:
“Homecoming.”
David:
There we go.
Garry:
That’s right. Good job. Good job.
David:
If you know the answer, you can cut him off.
Lockwatcher:
It’s Colonel Chekov, I don’t wanna interrupt him.
David:
I understand. Garry, just so you know, the timer starts when you begin talking. So, do your best. William, you all set?
William:
Sure. Let’s do it.
David:
Garry, proceed.
Garry:
Carter must find a way to save Earth from total destruction at the hands of the Goa’uld, who have turned the Stargate into a doomsday bomb. Rya’c joins his father on a mission to destroy the Goa’uld weapon.
William:
“Redemption.”
Garry:
Yes.
David:
Woo-hoo. He’s on the board.
Garry:
You’re in, man. You’re in.
David:
That’s it.
William:
All aboard
David:
All righty. Lockwatcher, ready?
Lockwatcher:
Yep.
David:
Proceed.
Garry:
A group of primitive aliens begin to fall deathly ill after SG-1 arrives.
Lockwatcher:
“Fragile Balance?”
David:
“One False Step.”
Lockwatcher:
“One False Step.” That is the bane of my episodes.
David:
A group of Japanese…
William:
No, Bane’s a different episode.
David:
… begin to fall ill. Young Japanese. Jeff, you ready?
Jeff:
You betcha.
Garry:
Colonel Telford takes over Young’s command in order to enact a dangerous plan to try and get the ship’s crew home. Back on Earth, Young, Eli and Chloe visit their families.
Jeff:
“Home.”
David:
We actually already had “Home.” This one is?
William:
“Earth.”
David:
That’s right.
Jeff:
I knew. They’re all one word, most of them.
William:
“You’re such a great friend.”
David:
Kevin Szabo, you ready?
Kevin S:
Yes.
David:
All right, buddy.
Garry:
SG-1 locates the Tok’ra, a Goa’uld resistance movement who oppose the System Lords, and attempts to find an alliance. Jacob Carter’s cancer brings him near death.
Kevin S:
“Pretense.”
David:
The answer is?
William:
“The Tok’ra.”
Yvie:
“The Tok’ra.”
Garry:
Some of them are gonna have their names in them.
Jeff:
Ooh.
Garry:
All right. You hang in there, Kevin. Marton, you ready?
Marton:
Hit me.
David:
All right.
Garry:
When Young and Rush are trapped on an abandoned alien ship, Rush has Amanda Perry brought on board in an attempt to steer Destiny to them, while keeping his secret.
Marton:
“The Greater Good.”
Garry:
Yes, you are good.
David:
Wow.
William:
Great job.
David:
All right.
Garry:
Well done.
David:
Kevin Weaver.
Garry:
Are you ready?
Kevin W:
Yes.
Garry:
When the team finds Merlin himself, they must help him complete the Sangraal weapon before Adria and her Ori forces can track them down.
Lockwatcher:
“The Quest.”
David:
Bing. All right.
Garry:
There you go.
David:
Garry, lay it on me.
Garry:
OK. An alien artifact transports Daniel to an alternate reality, where he is not part of the Stargate program and the Goa’uld, led by Teal’c, are invading Earth.
David:
“There But For The Grace Of God.”
Garry:
Bingo.
Jeff:
I coulda got that one.
Yvie:
Me too.
Garry:
Are you ready?
Jakub:
I am ready.
David:
Jakub.
Garry:
SG-1 returns from a mission and discovers that the metamorphic aliens have taken over the complex.
Jakub:
“Foothold.”
Garry:
“Foothold.”
Yvie:
Good job.
David:
Well done. All right, Yvie, you ready?
Yvie:
Yes.
Garry:
OK. During an off-world mission, Colonel Sheppard unknowingly becomes host to an alien entity, which infects others in Atlantis and afflicts them with terrifying nightmares.
David:
Come on, Yvie. Come on. What is it?
Yvie:
I can’t remember.
Kevin W:
“Doppelganger.”
Jakub:
“Doppelganger.”
Yvie:
“Doppelganger.”
David:
“Doppelganger.” All right, Darren, you ready? Here we go. OK.
Garry:
Major Carter joins an alien pilot for a space race, but the rest of the team discovers that, on this world, there is more at stake than the finish line.
Darren:
“Space Race.”
Garry:
That’s it.
Yvie:
Oh my God. Seriously?
Lockwatcher:
It was so hard.
David:
William, you set?
William:
I’m all set. Yep.
Garry:
All right. Colonel Mitchell stands falsely accused of murder, but he remembers committing it thanks to technology that grafts memories into someone else’s mind.
William:
Goodness. “Collateral Damage.”
David:
Wow.
Yvie:
Well done.
Jeremy:
Literally one second left.
David:
One second left.
Garry:
Yeah, baby.
Lockwatcher:
He’s turning.
Garry:
Well done. All right.
Lockwatcher:
Wow.
Garry:
Lockwatcher, you ready?
Lockwatcher:
Yep.
Garry:
OK. Rush expresses concerns when Earth approves Eli’s plan to dial the Stargate home from inside a star, and is proved right when a duplicate of himself shows up with a warning from the future.
Lockwatcher:
“Incursion?”
David:
“Twin Destinies.”
William:
“Twin Destinies,” yep.
Yvie:
I actually knew that one.
William:
I agree.
David:
Jeff Gulka, you ready?
Jeff:
Yo.
Garry:
Carter must help keep a promising young cadet from throwing away a future at the SGC.
Jeff:
“Prodigy.”
Garry:
That’s it.
Jeff:
Yes.
David:
There we go. He’s on the board.
Lockwatcher:
Put it there. Wow.
Garry:
Kevin Szabo, you got this buddy.
Kevin S:
Of course.
David:
You were already on the board, Jeff. I’m sorry.
Jeff:
No, I wasn’t.
David:
You had one before.
Linda:
I think you were.
Garry:
Ready?
Lockwatcher:
Just smile.
Garry:
Here we go. SG-1 learns that Daniel’s alternate reality vision is true when they get into Apophis’ attack ship, headed for Earth.
Kevin S:
“Serpent’s Lair?”
Garry:
That’s a one.
David:
He got it.
Garry:
You got it.
David:
Was there a ring? I didn’t hear it. There we go. Jeff, was that your first win or did we miscount?
Jeff:
That was my first one, I’m pretty sure.
David:
Linda, you mistyped at some point.
Garry:
You’re on a roll.
David:
OK, so can you mark Jeff as one? Tell the truth and shame the devil, guys. Come on. All right, very good. Now we’ve got Marton?
Marton:
Ready.
Garry:
OK. Jackson becomes addicted to the effects of a Goa’uld sarcophagus and falls for the planet’s manipulative princess.
Marton:
That’s the episode titled “Need.”
Garry:
Yes. You’re right.
William:
Great job.
David:
Is everyone else digging the voice that we’re getting to hear throughout this? I’m just saying.
William:
It’s great.
Jeff:
Yeah, it’s awesome.
Lockwatcher:
It’s really awesome.
Jeremy:
We need the Russian accent. Just kidding.
William:
Real quick, if you don’t mind, I grew up with Mr. Chalk as Shockwave and others on G.I. Joe, so this is a childhood experience for me.
Lockwatcher:
It is.
David:
There you go, Garry. All right, Kevin Weaver. All right, buddy.
Garry:
The Daedalus is infected by a Wraith computer virus, while members of the expedition hope to return to Earth.
Kevin W:
“Intruder.”
Garry:
Boom.
David:
He’s got it.
Garry:
Well done. Next.
David:
We’ve got me.
Garry:
SG-1 receives alien brain implants that manifest themselves as the bizarre man, who tells them that they would not survive the procedure to remove him.
David:
“Me, me, me, me, me,” “Urgo.”
Garry:
You’re right, yes. Well done.
David:
All right, Jakub.
Jakub:
Ready.
Garry:
When SG-1 is captured by the Goa’uld, a pair of scientists mount a rescue mission, whether they’re wanted or not.
Jakub:
It’s “The Other Guys.”
Garry:
Boom. All right.
Yvie:
Well done.
Garry:
Yvie, come on, girl.
Yvie:
Yes.
Garry:
Colonel O’Neill is trapped on an alien planet with Maybourne and must fight to stay alive as his companion becomes increasingly paranoid.
Yvie:
“Paradise Lost.”
David:
No.
Yvie:
No? Yes?
Garry:
Yeah.
Darren:
That’s it.
David:
That’s the wrong button, Jeremy.
Jeremy:
It’s marked as “Sight Unseen” on my screen.
Darren:
It’s not “Sight Unseen?”
Lockwatcher:
No. Not “Sight Unseen. “
David:
That’s incorrect. Sorry, Jeremy.
Lockwatcher:
No, “Paradise Lost.”
David:
That’s weird.
William:
I like the tinn-a-ding.
Garry:
OK, next. We can trust the answers, yes. The group will correct if there’s something wrong.
Darren:
The group will know.
David:
Those are very close to each other in Season Six. I might have copied and pasted. Apologies to everyone. Not perfect.
Darren:
I’ll tell you if I’m right.
David:
There you go. Jeez.
Garry:
The Atlantis team investigates the disappearance of one of their allies, only to find an old enemy engineering a race of powerful monsters.
Darren:
That’s “Vengeance.”
Garry:
Yes.
David:
Wow.
Yvie:
I thought that was a curveball for Darren for a second.
Darren:
That’s vague.
David:
All right. Linda, what’s our order right now? You don’t have to read the numbers, just read the order. It’s alphabetized if everyone has the same number. Column E. Just read column E.
Linda:
Darren, David, Jakub, Kevin W, Marton, William, Jeff, Kevin S, Lockwatcher, and my favorite, Yvie.
David:
Ah, there we go. Garry, are you doing, OK?
Garry:
I’m fine. Great.
David:
OK, let’s rock and roll. William?
Garry:
All set.
David:
You up again.
Garry:
Daniel must once again decide whether to risk death or ascend when Oma Desala gives him a second chance. O’Neill and Carter struggle with their respective personal relationships.
William:
“Threads.”
Garry:
Yes. Well done.
David:
All right, very good.
Garry:
Next.
David:
Lockwatcher.
Garry:
Carter is possessed by a Goa’uld who claims to be an enemy of the System Lords, Jolinar of Malkshur, who is being hunted by an assassin that has followed her to Earth.
Lockwatcher:
“Jolinar’s Memories?”
David:
It is?
William:
“In the Line of Duty.”
Kevin W:
“In the Line of Duty.”
David:
That’s right. All right. Jeff, you ready? Got a swig? You good?
Jeff:
I’m good.
David:
All right.
Garry:
After a team from Atlantis goes missing, the expedition finds itself in the middle of a Genii coup.
Darren:
[Jen-eye]
Jeff:
“Coup d’etat.”
Garry:
Yes.
Darren:
Hey.
David:
There we go. Curveball on top of it, good deal. All right, Kevin Szabo.
Garry:
Ready?
Kevin S:
Yes.
Garry:
Homeworld Command tries to convince an ally occupying an naquadria rich planet to let them try to dial Destiny, but suspects they have already been infiltrated by the Lucian Alliance.
Kevin S:
“Alliances?”
David:
It is…
Marton:
“Seizure?”
Jakub:
“Seizure.”
David:
That’s right. Good try, man. Marton, you ready?
Marton:
Yep.
David:
Proceed.
Garry:
While a US senator visits Destiny, Camille and Sergeant Greer are trapped when Homeworld Command comes under alien attack.
Lockwatcher:
That’s a Season One episode… Shoot. I’m gonna say “Human,” but that’s not it.
David:
It’s a Season Two episode called…
William:
That one is “Alliances.”
Garry:
That’s “Alliances.”
David:
That’s right. Mr. Weaver?
Darren:
One of the hardest to remember.
David:
For you. Ready? Proceed.
Darren:
For me. “Alliances.”
Garry:
While a US senator visits destiny, Camille and Sergeant Greer are…
David:
We already had that one.
Garry:
We got that one. That’s “Alliances.”
David:
It’s all right. Reset for me, Jeremy.
Garry:
Here we go. Multiple SG-1s show up at Stargate Command, leading the real team to conclude that they have been inadvertently displaced.
Kevin W:
“Ripple effect.”
Garry:
That’s right.
David:
There we go.
William:
Nicely done.
David:
All right.
Garry:
OK. Ready?
David:
Yeah.
Garry:
Teal’c is infected with deadly venom from a giant insect and begins a terrible transformation. When he escapes the SGC, SG-1 must find him before Colonel Maybourne does.
David:
It was the “Bane” of Chris Judge’s existence. All right.
Garry:
Yup.
David:
And Jakub?
Jakub:
Ready.
Garry:
SG-1 teams with a Russian unit when one of their Stargate teams goes missing in a mysterious alien ziggurat.
Lockwatcher:
“The Tomb?”
Garry:
That’s right.
David:
That’s also Mr. Chalk’s first episode.
Garry:
Mispronunciation. That’s right.
David:
We found one Russian member who made it back alive, barely.
Garry:
OK, here we go.
David:
Yvie?
Garry:
SG-1 discovers a planet where children are used to acquire knowledge for the entire population, then discarded.
Lockwatcher:
I know it’s Mirren.
David:
Come on, girl. Merrin?
Lockwatcher:
Merrin, I can’t remember
David:
It is?
Lockwatcher:
“Learning Curve.”
Yvie:
“Learning Curve,” of course.
David:
All right, Darren?
Garry:
Here we go. Ronon Dex is captured by the Wraith…[ding]
Darren:
Did I get it already?
Jeremy:
My bad.
David:
All right.
Darren:
Intuited the answer.
David:
He’s button happy. All right. Sorry, Garry. Proceed.
Garry:
Ronon Dex is captured by the Wraith and returned to his home world, where he is haunted by his past as he is forced to once again become their prey.
Darren:
“Sateda.”
Garry:
That’s it.
David:
There we go.
Yvie:
Good answer.
David:
You ready, William?
William:
Do it.
Garry:
OK. SG-1 is captured after a deal with a Lucian Alliance goes bad and the planet’s Stargate goes missing. Meanwhile, a former System Lord attempts to rebuild his empire.
William:
Bleh.
David:
What the hell?
William:
No, that whole fall thing, I don’t know.
Garry:
Anyone else?
Darren:
“Off the Grid.”
William:
Was that “Off the Grid?” Shoot.
David:
Yeah. Rebuilding his empire with Stargates. All right, Lockwatcher?
Darren:
Always collecting Stargates.
Lockwatcher:
Yep.
William:
That Lucian Alliance piece always throws me off.
Garry:
Lockwatcher, you ready?
David:
Yep.
Garry:
OK. SG-1 encounters a young woman with the ability to control replicators and who may hold the key to the salvation of the Asgard.
Lockwatcher:
“Avenger 2.0.” I’m gonna answer that every time I don’t know it.
David:
The answer is?
William:
“Menace.”
David:
All right. Jeff?
Jeff:
Yo.
Garry:
SG-1 is caught in a conflict between two civilizations trying to colonize the same planet.
David:
Good description.
Kevin W:
Oh!
David:
Yes, exactly.
Jeff:
“Inferno?”
Garry:
Survey says?
William:
“Scorched Earth.”
Jeff:
Ah, I knew it was something burning, the ship’s burning.
David:
Mr. Szabo.
Garry:
Here we go. An Air Force pilot attempts to reassemble SG-1 after they have gone their separate ways. An old friend arrives on Earth asking for Daniel’s help in finding the ancient treasure and she won’t take no for an answer.
David:
Come on, Kevin.
Kevin S:
“The Daedalus Variations?”
David:
The answer is?
William:
“Avalon.”
Kevin W:
“Avalon.”
David:
“Avalon.” All right, Marton?
Marton:
Ready.
Garry:
SG-1 discovers a race of attractive people who age extremely rapidly. The situation becomes personal when O’Neill begins to suffer from the same accelerated aging and must live out the rest of his life on the planet.
Marton:
It’s “Brief Candle.”
Garry:
Yes.
Marton:
Early SG-1.
William:
Very nice.
Yvie:
One of my all-time favorite episodes.
David:
It’s a very brief candle indeed. That’s right. Kevin Weaver.
Garry:
SG-1 is called into action while a film crew is documenting the Stargate program.
Kevin W:
“Heroes.”
Garry:
That’s right. Well done.
David:
Well done. All right. OK, Garry.
Garry:
When an operative of the Trust plants a bomb in Atlantis, the team must find the spy within their own ranks before the Wraith arrive and discover the city.
Darren:
You got this.
David:
Do I?
Lockwatcher:
I do.
Jeff:
Ooh.
David:
What is it, guys?
William:
“Critical Mass.”
Kevin W:
“Critical Mass.”
Jakub:
“Critical Mass.”
William:
One of my favorite episodes of Atlantis.
David:
Wow, there you go.
Lockwatcher:
Same here.
David:
“Beyond the Night.” All right, Jakub?
Jakub:
Let’s do it.
Garry:
SG-1 discovers an elderly man known for developing technology to fight the Goa’uld, who tricks Daniel into switching bodies with him, the reward the man believes he is owed for his work.
Jakub:
It’s “Holiday.”
Garry:
That’s it.
David:
There we go. Yvie.
Yvie:
All right, let’s do this.
Garry:
The banished Goa’uld Hathor is found in an ancient sarcophagus on Earth and takes over the SGC with hopes of raising a new army against the System Lords.
Lockwatcher:
“Hathor.”
David:
All right, see? It does work. Well done. There we go. Darren?
Darren:
Let’s go.
Garry:
Severe rationing can’t save the Destiny’s dwindling water supply, forcing Colonel Young and Lieutenant Scott to seek out drinkable water on a deadly ice planet.
Yvie:
I know this one.
Darren:
“Water.”
David:
Choices, choices. There we go. William?
Garry:
Got it.
William.
Let’s go.
Garry:
A near-death trial causes Teal’c to imagine his life as very different from the one he knows, where he is a normal person living on Earth, until he can no longer distinguish reality.
William:
That’s “Metamorphosis.” Shoot. No.
David:
Survey says?
Jakub:
“The Changeling.”
Jeremy:
Is it “The Changeling?”
David:
It is.
Jeremy:
It’s marked “Disclosure.”
David:
For God’s sake. Sure. OK, sorry guys, I screw up Season Six at some point when I fill this out. OK, go ahead.
Garry:
Ready?
David:
All right. Lockwatcher.
Lockwatcher:
Yep.
Garry:
Earth’s secret off-world base is attacked by Anubis’ forces, and Major Carter finds herself being hunted by the enemy. General Hammond and Jacob Carter make an unnerving discovery about the Earth-Tok’ra alliance.
Lockwatcher:
“Avenger 2.0.”
David:
It is?
Jakub:
“Death knell.”
David:
That’s it. Jeffrey.
Jeff:
Yo.
Garry:
Colonel Sheppard is captured by the inhabitants of a generational ship and their beautiful leader, who wish to use his ability to use ancient technology for their own ends.
Jeff:
“Upload.”
William:
“Travelers,” isn’t it?
Kevin W:
“Travelers.”
Garry:
“Travelers.”
David:
All right, Kevin Szabo.
Garry:
McKay, Carter and Keller are trapped in an underground chamber while on an off-world mission with no apparent means of escape.
Kevin S:
“Trio?”
David:
Got it. “Trio,” there we go.
Garry:
Pronounced “Trio.”
David:
Marton?
Garry:
There we go. SG-1 discovers a civilization that uses Unas as slave labor and attempt to liberate Daniel’s friend, Chaka.
Marton:
I can’t remember that.
David:
Take a swing at it?
Marton:
Nah.
David:
What is it?
Yvie:
“Beast of Burden.”
Jakub:
“Beast of Burden.“
David:
That’s it. Kevin Weaver
Garry:
When a virus causes amnesia in everyone except Teyla and Ronon, the Atlantis team must work together to find a cure before their memories fade entirely.
Kevin W:
“Tabula Rasa.”
Garry:
Excellent. Well done.
David:
Good job, buddy.
Kevin W:
I studied that one yesterday.
David:
There was a game coming out at the same time while I was at Stargate Worlds. It was called Tabula Rasa, and we were there when it was happening, so that one stuck.
Yvie:
Wow.
David:
Garry, go ahead.
Garry:
The team is called into battle unexpectedly when the Asgard homeworld is overrun by replicators which have evolved into a startling new form.
David:
“Unnatural Selection.”
Garry:
Excellent. Well done. Next?
David:
All right, Jakub.
Garry:
Rodney returns to Earth with Jennifer to witness the triumph of his rival who believes he has solved the problem of global warming. But when the new technology goes horribly awry, Rodney must help shut down the deadly weather device.
Jakub:
“Brainstorm.”
Garry:
Yes, you’ve got it. Well done.
David:
Very good. Yvie?
Garry:
Next.
Yvie:
All right.
Garry:
The team finds a world that possesses ancient defense technology where Colonel Sheppard finds himself a pawn in the rivalry between the heirs of the throne.
Yvie:
It’s not “The Tower.”
Garry:
Yes, well done.
David:
Good job. “It’s not The Tower,” except that it’s totally “The Tower.”
Darren:
I am going to do that with all my answers: “No, it’s not “The Tower.” I know it’s not…”
David:
All right, Darren.
Garry:
While the SGC investigates a seemingly unstoppable new enemy soldier engineered by Anubis, Daniel leads a team in search of an alien device in Central America.
Darren:
“Evolution.”
Garry:
Yes. You got it.
Lockwatcher:
Wow.
Darren:
Part One.
Jeremy:
[ding]
Garry:
Next.
David:
Part One. William, you ready? That was funny. Go ahead.
Garry:
Jonah’s people ask Earth for military aid in an impending war with their rival nations. But his former mentor offers another solution, a resistance movement ready for a coup.
William:
“Shadowplay.”
Garry:
Excellent.
David:
Well done. All right, Lockwatcher, it is not “Avenger 2.0.” Watch it be “Avenger 2.0.”
Lockwatcher:
It might be.
Darren:
What are the odds it’s gonna be?
Garry:
SG-1 must stop Apophis and Heru’ur from forming an alliance with their powerful forces, while Teal’c is captured and tortured by the Goa’uld.
Lockwatcher:
“Alliance?”
David:
It is?
Kevin W:
“Serpents Song?”
William:
“Venom.”
Garry:
“Serpent’s Venom.”
David:
“Serpent’s Venom.” Close. All right. Jeffrey?
Lockwatcher:
“Avenger 2.0” was closer.
Garry:
The SGC is put under quarantine after a mysterious infection leaves a Russian officer in the infirmary. But the disease may not be a disease at all.
Jeff:
Looks like everybody knows it but me. “Contagion.”
David:
It is?
William:
“Lockdown.”
David:
That’s it. I got that in stereo. OK, guys. Kevin Szabo.
Garry:
The team desperately attempts to stop two Wraith hive ships from reaching Earth. Sheppard must rely on an old foe to rescue McKay and Ronon.
Kevin S:
“Siege?”
David:
The answer is?
William:
“No Man’s Land.”
Garry:
“No Man’s Land.”
David:
That’s right. Marton?
Garry:
OK, here we go. Dr. Jackson’s undercover mission to a Goa’uld summit is complicated by the arrival of a surprise guest. Meanwhile, the rest of the team is buried under the surface of the Tok’ra homeworld after a Goa’uld attack.
Marton:
“Fair Game?”
David:
Answer?
Garry:
“Last Stand.”
Marton:
“Last Stand.”
David:
All right. Next, Mr. Weaver.
Garry:
Jackson and Mitchell must join Vala on an interplanetary scavenger hunt, but they learn that they are still bound together by an alien energy field.
Kevin W:
“The Ties that Bind?”
David:
He’s got it.
William:
Killer work.
Lockwatcher:
It is.
David:
All right. That’s me. Sorry. Just kidding. Now…
Garry:
An automated lockdown traps Atlantis personnel in various parts of the city, each of them hoping the others will come to their rescue.
David:
“Lockdown.”
Jeremy:
Was that your answer?
David:
Yeah, it was my answer and I was wrong. Yep, it sure was wrong. Yep, there we go. That’s what I get. What’s the answer guys? “Quarantine?”
Jakub:
“Quarantine.”
David:
Yep.
Garry:
Jackson and Mitchell must join Vala on… Is it Vala or [Vayla]?
David:
Vala.
Yvie:
Vala.
Darren:
Vala, and you read this one, I think.
Garry:
Jackson and Mitchell must join Vala on an interplanetary… Didn’t we just do that?
Darren:
Yeah, we did that one.
David:
Yeah, that’s bizarre.
Lockwatcher:
Should have taken it.
Garry:
That’s odd. We’ve got repeats here.
David:
That’s weird.
Garry:
OK, Destiny comes upon a colony of humans who claim that their civilization was founded 2,000 years earlier by Destiny’s own crew.
Jakub:
“Common Descent.”
Garry:
That’s right.
David:
There we go.
William:
Well done.
David:
Yvie?
Yvie:
Good job. Yes.
Garry:
The team is captured by the missing Lieutenant Ford, who is now leading a group of men who are taking the Wraith enzyme, and who wants the team’s help in a suicide attack against a hive ship.
Yvie:
I can’t remember.
David:
Answer?
William:
“Lost Boys.”
Garry:
“Lost Boys.”
David:
There we go. Darren?
Darren:
All right.
Garry:
When Ba’al comes to Earth seeking help, Stargate command must capture his clones and determine which one is the genuine article.
Darren:
“Insiders.”
Garry:
Yes. Well done.
David:
“I think bringing him aboard was a bad idea. Just saying.”
Yvie:
He was gonna be the winner overall.
David:
But I’m glad he’s here.
Darren:
I warned you, David.
David:
I’m glad you’re here.
Darren:
I warned you.
David:
You’re right.
Darren:
I was gonna be a ringer.
David:
OK.
Garry:
When Major Carter is kidnapped by a terminally ill man who intends to use a Goa’uld symbiote to save his life, O’Neill is forced to team up with an old foe to find her.
William:
This is the Adrian Conrad episode. Shoot.
David:
Answer?
Kevin W:
“Desperate Measures.”
David:
OK, Lockwatcher? Come on, Lockwatcher.
Garry:
O’Neill steals technology from the Tollan and is forced to leave the Stargate program. Maybourne offers an intriguing proposal involving his black-ops team.
Lockwatcher:
I’m trying to remember these now. I don’t got this one, I know.
David:
Answer?
William:
“Shades of Gray.”
David:
“Shades of Gray.” That’s right.
Lockwatcher:
Of course.
David:
Jeff?
Garry:
Pressed by the government to acquire new technologies, SG-1 is led to a world inhabited by a seemingly primitive race. When Apophis arrives, SG-1 ambush him with disastrous consequences.
David:
All right, you got a Season One there. Answer?
William:
“The Nox.”
David:
Garry, how much time do you have? Let me know when you’ve gotta go.
Garry:
I’ve got about 15 more minutes.
David:
OK, perfect. We’ll do 10.
Garry:
OK, here we go. Ready?
David:
OK.
Garry:
Dr. Rush directs a shuttle to a planet inaccessible by Stargate, but a crash landing threatens to strand those onboard. Meanwhile, Rush makes a stunning discovery on , and Young must decide what to do with his prisoners.
David:
Answer?
Garry:
“Aftermath.”
Kevin S:
“Aftermath.”
David:
Tougher one. I love how everyone was quiet on that one, so it’s not just you, Kevin. It’s all good. All right, Marton.
Garry:
When the Lucian Alliance puts a bounty on SG1-‘s heads, Cameron Mitchell finds himself a target while attending his high school reunion.
David:
I love this episode. I shouldn’t, but I do. Answer?
Kevin W:
“Bounty.”
David:
“Bounty.” Kevin.
Darren:
Kevin. When all else fails, guess a word from the description.
David:
I did. Look what happened to me. All right. OK.
Garry:
Sheppard and his team attempt to locate Lieutenant Ford, only to find themselves captives of a former soldier who is being hunted by the Wraith…
Kevin W:
“Runner.”
Garry:
Huh?
David:
He got it.
Lockwatcher:
He got it.
David:
Good job. Well done.
Garry:
When the Kelownans discover that a massive underground vein of naquadah is being converted into naquadria, Jonas Quinn seeks help from Earth in avoiding the total destruction of his planet.
David:
“Fallout.”
Garry:
Yes. Well done.
William:
Good job.
David:
Thank you.
Lockwatcher:
Good job.
Garry:
Next.
David:
Jakub?
Jakub:
Ready.
Garry:
A Tok’ra archeologist arrives at the SGC with newly discovered technology, giving the SG-1 team super-human powers.
Jakub:
“Upgrades.”
Garry:
Excellent.
David:
Good job, Jakub. Yvie?
Garry:
Next. Sheppard finds himself on a planet where time passes more rapidly, with no way to contact his team or return to Atlantis.
Yvie:
I know it’s like the Atlantis version of “100 Days,” but I can’t remember the name.
Kevin W:
“Epiphany.”
Jakub:
“Epiphany.”
Yvie:
“Epiphany.” OK.
David:
There we go. Darren?
Garry:
Tensions rise with the Tok’ra and rebel Jaffa at the SGC’s off-world base when they are attacked by an invisible enemy.
Darren:
“Allegiance.”
Garry:
That’s right.
Lockwatcher:
Wow.
Garry:
That guy knows his stuff, I’m telling you.
Lockwatcher:
He does know his stuff.
David:
The guy wrote the stuff, I’m telling you. All right.
Garry:
General O’Neill tries to settle into his new job but faces never-ending crises. Including the capture of SG-1 by the Goa’uld.
William:
That’s “Zero Hour.”
Garry:
Excellent. Well done.
David:
Lockwatcher.
Lockwatcher:
Yep.
David:
Come on.
Lockwatcher:
We’re trying.
Garry:
The replicators begin a systematic attack of the Goa’uld, forcing Ba’al to come to Earth for help. The Jaffa resistance risks their entire movement in an attempt to retake the Holy City in Ba’al’s domain.
Lockwatcher:
“First Strike?”
David:
Answer?
Kevin W:
“Reckoning.”
David:
That’s it. Jeffrey? You’re gonna have to pee really soon. Sorry, Garry.
Garry:
No worries. Sheppard and McKay discover that their competitive video game has been controlling a planet of real people who now stand on the brink of war.
Jeff:
I know the episode but I don’t know the title. So, I’m gonna say something like, “Upload.”
David:
The answer is?
Kevin W:
“The Game.”
David:
That’s it.
Jeff:
God.
David:
Mr. Szabó?
Garry:
An alien ship approaches Earth, sending SG-1 to an old friend for some answers, where they discover that Martin Lloyd has created a TV show about the…
David:
Come on, Kevin.
Kevin S:
“Wormhole X-Treme?”
David:
He’s got it. All right. Marton?
Garry:
Sheppard and Ronon are influenced by a mind-altering device created by the Wraith while on a mission to rescue a lost team.
Marton:
I’m gonna go with “The Rescue.”
David:
Answer?
Kevin W:
“Phantoms?”
David:
Is it “Phantoms?”
Garry:
It’s “Phantoms.”
David:
Perfect. All right. OK, Kevin?
Garry:
SG-1 joins forces with their robot doubles to rescue an alien world from the…
Kevin W:
“Double Jeopardy!”
Garry:
Woo! Well done.
William:
Good job.
David:
All right.
Linda:
OK, I missed something there because the cat stepped on the keyboard.
David:
These are wild animals. You should really keep them away. I’m just saying.
Garry:
Cat on the keyboard trick happens every time.
David:
OK, Kevin got the correct answer, so I think Kevin’s at nine now.
Linda:
Is it on you now?
David:
It is now on me.
Linda:
OK, great.
David:
Perfect. Thank you.
Garry:
SG-1 comes to the aid of a world about to be invaded by the Goa’uld only to discover that the local king is Earth’s Harry Maybourne.
David:
“It’s Good to be King.”
Garry:
You got that.
David:
All right. Jakub?
Jakub:
Yup, let’s do it.
Garry:
SG-1 must come to the rescue of their once powerful allies when the Goa’uld attack a secret Asgard laboratory.
David:
Ooh, ooh.
Jakub:
“Revelations.”
Garry:
That’s it, got it.
David:
Got it. Good job, Jakub.
Yvie:
Good job.
David:
Yvie?
Garry:
Here we go.
Yvie:
Yes.
Garry:
The Atlantis expedition is stunned when a ship full of Ancients returns to claim their home, forcing them to return to Earth.
Yvie:
Nope, I got nothing.
David:
I may need a new co-host. My goodness. You are nothing without your notes.
Garry:
“The Return.”
David:
“The Return,” you got it. I love you, Yvie. Here we go. This is bad.
William:
We all love Yvie.
David:
All right. Darren?
Garry:
When his former mentor dies, Dr. Jackson returns to his roots and discovers…
Darren:
“The Curse.”
Garry:
… an ancient Egyptian artifact…
David:
Woo! He got it.
Garry:
He got it.
David:
All right, guys. One more round and then the top people are going to all compete at the same time. So, one more round.
Yvie:
Ooh.
David:
William, go ahead.
William:
All right. Wow.
Garry:
SG-1 discovers an ancient artifact that takes the SGC hostage, infecting Colonel O’Neill with the remnants of a long-dead alien species.
William:
It’s not Ancient Ancient. “Message in the Bottle.”
David:
Yes! There you go.
Garry:
There you go.
Lockwatcher:
Wow.
David:
Come on, Lockwatcher. Pull it out of the fire and stick it in your mouth.
Lockwatcher:
I don’t think so.
David:
All right, here we go.
Yvie:
You got this.
Garry:
O’Neill, Carter and Jackson must escape Hathor’s clutches. While Teal’c tries to raise a Jaffa army on Tulak, General Hammond must take desperate measures to rescue the team.
David:
OK, I did not read that in advance, I’m just saying.
Jeremy:
Hence my laugh.
David:
The answer is?
William:
“Into the Fire.”
Kevin W:
“Into the Fire.”
David:
That was bizarre. OK.
Lockwatcher:
I can’t believe you said that.
David:
I can’t believe you missed it. All right.
Lockwatcher:
It was in there and I thought, “What is he saying?”
David:
So, it’s my fault? All right. Jeff, go ahead, please. God.
Lockwatcher:
You’re the host.
Garry:
Ready?
Jeff:
Yep.
Garry:
O’Neill, Carter, and Jackson must escape Hathor’s clutches. While Teal’c tries to raise a Jaffa…
David:
We already had that one.
Garry:
That’s already gone.
Jeff:
“Into the Fire.”
David:
Well done.
Garry:
OK, here’s a new one.
Lockwatcher:
You really hit it the second time through.
Garry:
The team finds an impoverished world enslaved by a Goa’uld underlord but their plans to free it may be compromised when Jonas experiences unexplained visions of the future.
Jeff:
“Premonition.”
Darren:
So close.
William:
“Prophecy.”
David:
Is what?
Kevin W:
“Prophecy.”
David:
“Prophecy.” Here we go. Mr. Szabo.
Garry:
Weir and the team visit an advanced civilization that split off from Atlantians thousands of years ago, but discover they may not have left Atlantis in peace.
Kevin S:
I know the episode but I don’t know the name.
David:
It is?
Garry:
“The Progeny.” Didn’t we just do this one?
David:
No. There’s similar names. We had “Prodigy,” “Progeny,” and “The Prodigal.”
William:
And “Prophecy.”
David:
And “Prophecy.” All right.
Garry:
They’re not the same though.
David:
Marton.
Garry:
When SG-1 visits the underground warehouse of an advanced alien civilization, the area’s caretaker transplants their minds into robotic duplicates, a gift of immortality.
Marton:
“The Tin Man.”
David:
Got it. Well done. Mr. Weaver.
Garry:
SG-1 must free an alternate reality Earth from a Goa’uld invasion after duplicates of Samantha Carter and Charles Kawalsky come through the quantum mirror.
Kevin W:
“Point of View.”
Garry:
Excellent. Well done. After Dr. Jackson is taken captive by the Unas while on an archeological dig, the SGC mounts a rescue operation, but discovers a danger of their own.
David:
“The First Ones.”
Garry:
That’s right.
William:
Nice.
David:
All right. Jakub.
Garry:
Here we go. Stranded on the ancient vessel Destiny, the evacuees from the Icarus Base discover that the worn-out life support system and hull breaches will suffocate them in a matter of hours.
Jakub:
Is it just “Air?”
Garry:
Yes.
David:
You got it. Good job, Jakub.
Yvie:
I knew that one.
David:
All right.
Garry:
SG-1 is put on trial and exiled to a prison world, where a woman maintains a strange control over her fellow prisoners.
Yvie:
My god, that’s Linnea. Holy moly.
David:
Yvie, it’s right under your nose.
Yvie:
I know.
David:
No, you don’t.
Jeff:
“Prisoners.”
David:
“Prisoners” See, he was trying to give you a clue. It’s right there. God, Darren.
Garry:
OK. The newly elected president is debriefed about the Stargate Program and Vice President Kinsey makes a new play for control of the program.
Darren:
“Inauguration.”
Garry:
Well done.
David:
Wow. OK, that was 11 rounds. Darren, you are at 11. Kevin Weaver and Jakub Olejarz, you guys, whoever reads the answer first, I’m gonna consider the winner for today.
Kevin W:
We just shout it out?
David:
Yup. If you know it, you can cut Garry off.
Garry:
Are you ready?
Darren:
What’s happening right now?
Linda:
The three of you are answering.
David:
No, not Darren.
Linda:
Not Darren?
David:
‘Cause Darren’s got 11, so Kevin and Jakub have got 10.
Darren:
We’re having a tiebreaker?
David:
Of the two of them, yes. Yes, you of course win. Let’s see what they have to say. All right.
Darren:
It helps when you write the questions.
David:
Yep.
Garry:
Are you ready?
David:
All right, boys.
Garry:
The team finds their former Wraith allies’ hive ship drifting in space, which leads them to a secret project that could turn the tide of a civil war.
David:
I love this.
Kevin W:
“The Drift?”
Jakub:
Spoils of War.
David:
Jakub, you got it. Well done.
Yvie:
Good job.
David:
All right. One more between Jakub and Darren, please.
Garry:
OK, here we go. Ready?
David:
All right.
Jakub:
A lot of pressure.
David:
Darren, don’t let Garry keep talking if you know it.
Darren:
Sudden death duel? OK.
David:
All right, Jakub, good luck, buddy. Please, knock him out. OK, go ahead.
Garry:
Members of the crew left behind in another galaxy make a shocking return to Destiny, while Chloe…
Jakub:
“Pain.”
David:
What?
Jeremy:
What did he say?
Jakub:
“Pain.”
Garry:
It’s not “Pain.” While Chloe deals with the inevitable consequences of…
Darren:
“Visitation.”
David:
All right. He comes out on top.
Yvie:
Wow.
David:
Good job, though, Jakub.
Lockwatcher:
Once again–
Yvie:
Can’t be beaten.
David:
Well done, guys.
William:
Good job.
David:
Garry, thank you so much.
Lockwatcher:
Thank you, Garry.
Garry:
That was a lot of fun.
Kevin W:
Thank you.
Jeff:
Thank you very much.
Yvie:
Thank you, Garry.
Lockwatcher:
Appreciate you, Garry.
Jakub:
Thank you.
David:
Terrific to have you.
Garry:
Yes, thank you very much for having me and have a wonderful evening and day for some of you. I know it’s like 5:00 in the morning for you, so it must be….
David:
For Yvie.
Garry:
… a bit tough when you’re…
Yvie:
4:00.
Garry:
4:00 in the morning. That’s tough.
David:
Garry, before you go, would you please give us a little Optimus Prime?
Garry:
“Megatron, we’ve been fighting for centuries. We don’t need to do this anymore. We can combine as one. We are the Maximals. We are the Autobots and we combine. So, Autobots, transform.”
Jeremy:
Woo!
Yvie:
Yes.
Jeremy:
[ding].
David:
Wow. I need to take that button away from him. Thank you, sir for your time. All right, I’m gonna go ahead and…
Yvie:
Thank you, Garry.
David:
Thank you, Garry.
Garry:
Goodbye.
Marton:
Thank you so much. Thank you, thank you. You’re the best, sir.
Garry:
Have a wonderful afternoon, a wonderful Sunday. Enjoy your time.
David:
Thank you.
Garry:
Thank you so much.
Yvie:
Be well.
Garry:
Bye-bye.
David:
If the rest of you guys wanna stick around for a couple of minutes, let me wrap up the show on this side. Thank you so much for joining us for this episode. I really appreciate you tuning in. I really appreciate everyone for really being willing to go through the meat grinder, because that was not easy. We’ve got Claire Rankin rescheduled starting in about 15 minutes. So, she’s gonna be getting here momentarily. We’re gonna be talking with Dr. Kate Heightmeyer. We’ve got plenty of new content heading your way for the rest of April and into May right here on Dial the Gate. Just go to dialthegate.com and you’ll have all that information. If you enjoy Stargate and you wanna see more content like this on YouTube, click the Like button. It makes a difference with the show and will continue to help us grow our audience. Please also consider sharing this video with a Stargate friend. If you wanna get notified about future episodes, click Subscribe. Giving the Bell icon a click will notify you the moment a new video drops and you’ll get my notifications of any last-minute guest changes. Clips from this livestream will be released over the course of the next few weeks on the Dial the Gate channel. My tremendous thanks to my team of producers. Where are their names? There they are. Antony Rawling, Kevin Weaver and Linda “GateGabber” Fury. Big thanks to Jeremy and Linda for making the backend of the show possible. Hummed right along. My moderators, Antony, Jeremy, Kevin, Lockwatcher, Marcia, Raj, Sommer and Tracy. Thank you all for all that you do. A big thanks to Frederick Marcoux over at ConceptsWeb. He is our web developer on Dial the Gate who keeps us up and running. That’s what I’ve got and I hope you enjoy. Stick around for Claire Rankin, she’s coming up next. My name is David Read for Dial the Gate and I will see you on the other side.