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David:
Welcome to Stargate Trivia 12, everyone. How you guys doing?

William:
Hi, good afternoon.

Jakub:
Hey.

Marton:
Lovely.

Suanne:
Hi.

David:
Good to see you guys, I appreciate having y’all. This is Dial the Gate: The Stargate Oral History Project but this is our 12th Trivia and it’s going to be very interesting because these are gonna be the hardest ones yet.

Nicole:
David!

David:
I appreciate y’all tuning in. I hope you have some fun and be sure when you exit, exit with all of your limbs in hand. I’ve got Jakub. How we doing, buddy?

Jakub:
Hey, everyone. It’s all good. Glad to be here. Thank you, Suanne, for hosting this.

Suanne:
My pleasure.

Jakub:
And thanks, David, for organizing.

David:
Absolutely.

Jakub:
I hope it’s not gonna be too extreme.

Suanne:
Nah.

Jakub:
Actually, I do hope that it’s gonna be extreme because that’s gonna be fun.

David:
Exactly right. And we’ve got Marton.

Marton:
Hey, everybody. Thanks for the invite. It’s nice to be here.

David:
I apologize everybody for the screen. I’m fixing things up right now, so give me just a moment here. And then Kevin, how are you, sir?

Kevin:
Happy to be here and thank you, Suanne, for hosting this for us.

Suanne:
My pleasure. Thank you for having me.

David:
Nicole, running in from her train as per usual.

Nicole:
My train got in at half past and then I got here at, I don’t know, five minutes past, sprinting from the train. I’ve done three days of Comic-Con book stuff. I haven’t been sleeping ’cause I’ve been busy running to conventions at 6:00 AM, so I’m exhausted. I’m gonna fail miserably, but Suanne, I love you.

Suanne:
Aw, thank you. Listen, I applaud. That’s commitment.

Nicole:
I’m committed to you most of all.

Suanne:
That is commitment, so I love that.

David:
Make sure that your mouth is a little closer to the microphone otherwise you won’t be able to win.

Nicole:
OK.

David:
All right, I think everything’s functional and ready to go here. So, how this works is for this version of Stargate Trivia, everyone is their own player. Jeremy, how many seconds do we have to give the answers?

Jeremy:
20.

David:
Can you bump it down to 15?

Nicole:
You’re so rude. Do we get a letter? Can I get the first letter to help ’cause the letter helps me massively.

David:
OK. Jeremy, do you know how to do that? See, this is why I have you around. Yeah, I can do it. All right. I’m sorry, Nicole. You said what?

Nicole:
Can you give me the first letter if I can’t guess something or is that too nice?

David:
Sigma.

Nicole:
Ugh.

David:
Let me know when you’re ready, Jeremy.

Jeremy:
You can go ahead; I’ll be modifying the code.

David:
I’m gonna be asking you to demo the buttons.

Jeremy:
Ooh. I can hit the ding right now.

David:
OK. So, if you give a correct answer, you will hear [ding] and, alas, an incorrect answer is [buzzer]. That’s straight from the SGC. Suanne will listen for this prompt and then she may move straight into the next question or congratulate or console.

Suanne:
Exactly.

David:
We’ll keep going until we run out to around what was supposed to have been the top of next hour. It will be the top of next hour but I apologize for starting so late, as long as Suanne can stay up till that point, but we will not go over more than 1 hour and 13. Does anyone have any questions about any of this?

Nicole:
No. Just gonna lose, it’s fine.

David:
Great. That’s the spirit. All right, guys. We’re gonna go ahead and get started.

Nicole:
I’m gonna disappoint my god.

Suanne:
Never, never.

Nicole:
OK.

Suanne:
Everyone on the call, we’ve already discussed that the first prize might be a little sachet down the Nile in the sarcophagus.

David:
Oh, my.

Suanne:
We have a jacuzzi on board and some nubile people to do massages for those who need that. I’m just saying, guys, there’s a lot on the line. Is everyone ready?

Jeremy:
Yes.

Suanne:
I’m having a swig of my drink.

Nicole:
Yes, my queen.

David:
Swig away.

Kevin:
Isn’t it bad that eternal servitude to a System Lord feels like such a break this year? Is it my imagination?

David:
Before I finish, William, how are you doing? How is everything going?

William:
I’m well. I’m here. How are you?

David:
All is well. And Jeremy?

Jeremy:
I’m here to serve you, Queen Hathor.

David:
That’s what I’m talking about. All right.

Suanne:
This pleases us greatly. Thank you.

David:
Suanne, everything going good in your life? Anything new, noteworthy to report? Got some voice work coming up?

Suanne:
Yes, I’m currently working on four major video-game titles which I can’t talk about at all, which is so frustrating.

Nicole:
As a gamer, this crushes me. I’m very excited.

Suanne:
One of them is a bucket-list dream job and I cannot wait to talk about it. They’re all amazing. They’re all completely different roles, very, very different styles, and that’s been an absolute win. I’m in the middle of shooting a series for ITV, which is a television channel here in the UK. So, that’s been quite nice. Working on a new play. So, she’s busy, girl. She’s busy.

David:
I appreciate you taking some time out to be with us.

William:
Thank you so much.

Suanne:
Ah, always, always. You’re so welcome. Stargate has and continues to be the gift that keeps on giving.

David:
It’s got some buoyancy. It’s been off the air for 14 seasons and it’s not a bright candle, but it never burns out.

Suanne:
No. It’s amazing to me. It happens in the most surprising places in my life, where I can be on a holiday or at an airport. I recently had to hand in my passport for something, as one does when you travel. Of course, those passport pictures where you’re looking like death on a stick. He looked at me and he was like, “Sioune Brown, Brown, Brown, Brown?” I said, “Yes.” He’s like, “Sioune, Sioune?” I said, “Suanne.” He’s like, “Like actress in Stargate?” I was like, “But I am the actress in Stargate.” He literally went, “No.” “Yes, but you have to imagine it with the wig.” Then I got a picture – How sad am I? – but I got a picture on my phone going, “See? See?” He was a bit like, “Mm, okay.” Massive Stargate fan. Who knew? This sort of happens to me. I got the loveliest message two days ago on Instagram from a guy who works in the video-game world quite a lot and he said, “A friend of mine is doing a show that he’s just released and everything.” I’d sort of commented on that and then he messaged me saying, “Hathor Hosts during the pandemic really, really helped me. It was such a high point during such a brutal time in my life and I really wanna thank you for that.”

David:
Bleak and brutal.

Suanne:
I can’t tell you how much that means to me. I really started it on a whim because we were all at home. I think initially nobody knew how long it was gonna be and it became this thing about the community, the fantastic Stargate community coming together. It was a show really loved by and run by the fans. Ooh, what’s that sound?

David:
It’s very pretty, but don’t do it again, someone. Jeremy.

Jeremy:
Sorry.

Suanne:
What’s going on?

David:
You’re flying, go ahead. Go ahead, I’m messing with you.

Suanne:
I really feel like everybody, the posters were designed by Stargate lovers and the music and the title sequence. It was such a collaborative effort and it remains, honestly, a high point of my life and my time, particularly during that time when we were all stuck.

David:
Dial the Gate was born out of the same crucible and I miss you being out there. I miss knowing that you’re out there because I really felt like we were comrades in arms, you, me and Simone. We were the ones who were really Stargate-heavy podcasters, or that was our claim to… I’m not famous, but that was what we were working on. I’d love to have you back with Simone Bailly, to talk about…

Suanne:
Yeah, I’d love that.

David:
… our respective shows and the period of time that was the in-betweens from the before times to now.

Suanne:
Let’s do that.

David:
All right.

Suanne:
I’d love to. ‘Cause also, David, you’ve done an amazing thing. I remember you messaging me and saying, “I’ve got this idea and I wanna do this show, but I…”

David:
We hadn’t met, so you didn’t…

Suanne:
That’s right.

David:
You didn’t know me, so I was like, “Please answer.”

Suanne:
And you were like, “I don’t know. I don’t know if I wanna do this.” I was like, “Do it. You’re so great.” I thought we had met in Vancouver years ago.

David:
No.

Suanne:
No?

David:
You were at the Gatecons and I was not.

Suanne:
Never mind.

David:
Can you please tell the football story?

Suanne:
The football story? What, the rugby story?

David:
Yes.

Nicole:
How dare you, David?

Suanne:
Smacked it into someone’s face.

David:
Yes, please. This is Gatecon… I can’t remember what year it was, but South Africa was in the World Cup, was it?

Suanne:
I think so. Much to my country’s horror, I’m not a rugby fan. I am, but I’m not an uber fan. Cliff was wanting to watch and somehow a rugby ball made it up onto the stage and I decided in a moment of lunacy and improvisation, which is a lot of my kind of comedy, that I would drop kick the ball, which is what they do, through the goal posts, and I drop kicked it straight into a woman’s face.

David:
Oh, God.

Suanne:
It was terrible.

Nicole:
But was she a fan and did she appreciate it, sort of, I mean, I guess?

Suanne:
She was a fan. I don’t think she appreciated it.

David:
Was she a fan after?

Nicole:
I would have appreciated it.

Suanne:
About five years after that interaction, every time I met her, she’d be like, “You’re the person who hit me in the face. Do you remember?” I was like, “Yes.” She is a lovely lady.

Nicole:
I’d be honored to have that happen to me. I don’t know what she’s on about.

Suanne:
I slapped some woman upside the head with a great big ball, clearly ending my rugby life right there and then. Cliff and Dan, when I tell you that they wanted to wet their pants, they were laughing so much. They thought it was the funniest thing, which of course made it 10 times worse, because the more I apologized, the more they were just killing themselves laughing.

David:
It was the best thing.

Suanne:
Anyway. I think it’s on video, isn’t it? Somebody’s got it on video.

David:
I don’t know if he still has it saved, but it’s supposed to be out there somewhere. Did Allan tell you what he did when he redesigned the Gatecon stage?

Suanne:
No.

David:
It was Egyptian. Hathor is in her posture like this and whatever was in the middle has been replaced with a rugby ball.

Suanne:
I love that. I didn’t know that.

David:
I will pull the clip and I will share it with you.

Suanne:
That is brilliant.

David:
All right. You ready to have some fun, folks?

Nicole:
Yes.

David:
Because I am not belaboring my untimely demise, trust me.

Suanne:
I have no balls, which sounds rude. No balls are present to slap in anyone’s face.

David:
Whenever you’re ready, Suanne.

Suanne:
All right, team. Are we ready?

David:
For Jakub.

Suanne:
Question one.

Jakub:
Hit me.

David:
Not with a ball.

Jakub:
Not with a ball.

Suanne:
Never with a ball, or balls, for that matter. Carter and Teal’c go in search of the Asgard to try and save Colonel O’Neill, but discover that the Asgard’s enemy has returned with a vengeance.

Jakub:
So, that is “New Order Part One.”

Suanne:
I’m afraid I’m gonna need a bit more. “New Order…”

Jakub:
“Part One.”

David:
Jeremy, did you press the button?

Jeremy:
Yeah, you didn’t hear it?

David:
We didn’t hear it. There it goes.

Nicole:
There it is.

David:
Bing. All right. It comes and goes. Terrific. I don’t need the part. It’s fine. It’s fine. That will be the little bit of mercy but I will survive.

Nicole:
I said I knew what we were doing.

Suanne:
OK. You don’t need the part. All right. Sorry. My mistake. Well done.

David:
I apologize for not clarifying.

Nicole:
Is there a usual order we usually do? ‘Cause I assume that’s what it is. Do we go in order of people?

David:
Left to right, top down.

Nicole:
Sweet. Thank you. Carry on.

David:
And no steals. We’ve got plenty of them to go through.

Nicole:
Absolutely fine.

David:
Marton, you ready?

Marton:
Ready as ever.

David:
All right. Go ahead. Jeremy, if you hear the correct answer, ding it or buzz it.

Jeremy:
I did. I’m not sure why it didn’t go through.

David:
We’ll see what happens.

Suanne:
Maybe the Zoom glitched, the slight delay.

David:
What I need to do is buy him a bell and a buzzer. That’s what’s gonna happen after this.

Suanne:
I do need a bell. Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing.

David:
Exactly.

Suanne:
See? OK. Ready?

Marton:
Ready.

Suanne:
All right. A group from Destiny is left behind on a planet when the ship enters FTL and must find a Stargate route, or route if you’re American, back before the ship leaves the galaxy.

Marton:
That’s the episode titled “Lost.”

Suanne:
Yes. My God, you guys are so good.

David:
And the bell works.

Jeremy:
Good. You heard it this time?

Suanne:
And the bell works. All right. Who’s next?

David:
Kev.

Suanne:
Here we go.

David:
Ready, Kevin?

Kevin:
No, but let’s go. OK.

David:
You opened your mouth and I didn’t hear anything, so I just wanted to make sure. All right. Sometimes we’ll be talking on a phone and he’s talking and I can’t hear him, so it sounds weird.

Suanne:
All right. Come on, Kevin. I’ve got every faith. So far, we’ve got two out of two. Dr. Nicholas Rush tries to figure out why Destiny’s power reserves are critically low. Colonel Everett Young orders everyone to limit the power consumption.

Kevin:
“Light?”

Suanne:
I was about to go, “there’s a clue and it’s the opposite of light.”

Kevin:
“Darkness.”

David:
It’s the first part.

Nicole:
It was so close.

David:
That was really close.

Suanne:
So close.

Nicole:
SGU is hard because a lot of them are what they are, but they all carry into each other, so it’s a bit tricky.

David:
Jakub, you have to give yourself one point, buddy.

Jakub:
I did.

David:
No, you didn’t. It’s not working. That’s my fault.

Jakub:
It’s not working. Do you want me to change it manually?

David:
Yeah. Uno momento, por favor. OK. Let’s C3.

Nicole:
I love when David occasionally speaks Gen Z and Spanish. It comes out sometimes. It’s very funny.

David:
I have no idea what I did. What did I do?

Nicole:
You said, “Uno momento, por favor,” is what you said.

David:
I don’t even know that I’m doing it.

Jeremy:
It’s better than Gen Alpha.

Nicole:
It’s great. I love it.

David:
Oh, come on. It’s better than listening to Gen Alpha go, “Hello. What’s going on?” She’s like, “Why are you talking like that?” I’m like, “This is how I greet everyone, stupidly.” You English, you can tell who everyone is, where everyone is from by the sound of their voice. So, you hear it and it’s like, “OK, why are you saying it that way?” It’s like, “I’m just being stupid.” Go ahead, guys. All right.

Jakub:
Before we carry on, David, this spreadsheet is even weirder now. Are you looking at it?

David:
For God’s sake. All right. Hang on. Just a second.

Nicole:
Suanne’s like, “I’ve come here to this professional situation and just watching it fall apart around us.”

Suanne:
That’s right. I can’t see the spreadsheet, so I’m looking at my questions.

David:
Who’s not working right?

Jakub:
If I change mine, it changes two people.

David:
Seven, eight, nine. OK, which means that…

Jakub:
And if I change Marton’s, it doesn’t change anything.

David:
That’s right. So now… Six, six…

Suanne:
Y’all need a pen and paper.

Nicole:
I know.

Suanne:
Just the old-fashioned way of doing it with a pen and paper.

David:
There we go. No, I gotta be fancy. Alrighty. Now we’re good.

Suanne:
OK. Here we go.

David:
Appreciate everyone watching for this.

Nicole:
God.

David:
Go ahead.

Nicole:
I’m assuming it’s me next.

David:
Yes.

Suanne:
Come on, Nicole.

Nicole:
I’m tired.

Suanne:
I’m looking into your eyes.

Nicole:
I’m scared.

Suanne:
A mysterious new illness sweeps through the Pegasus Galaxy. Teyla is convinced by a vision that the father of her child is trying to communicate with her.

Nicole:
“The Kindred.”

William:
So good.

Suanne:
Come on, baby.

William:
You’re so good.

Suanne:
So good.

Nicole:
I love those episodes ’cause they feature Michael and he’s my favorite, so that actually helps.

Suanne:
I’m sorry. He’s what? Who’s your favorite?

Nicole:
You’re my favorite.

Suanne:
Thank you.

Nicole:
He’s my favorite SGA bad guy.

Suanne:
Second favorite.

Jakub:
Yes.

David:
From Atlantis. Favorite from Atlantis. That’s what she always meant.

Nicole:
Yes, that’s what I always meant.

Suanne:
All right. William, you’re up.

William:
OK.

Suanne:
Daniel… Ready?

William:
I’m so ready.

Suanne:
Daniel, Nicole’s favorite, tries to prevent a catastrophic accident on another planet and gets exposed to deadly radiation.

William:
I would have to tear up my bachelor’s degree if I got this wrong. This episode is “Meridian.”

David:
You have 20 seconds to tell the story. I love this. This is intense.

Suanne:
Y’all are so good.

William:
20 seconds. I was studying nuclear engineering in my freshman year of undergraduate when this episode came out. In the opening sequence when they show how much radiation he got, I said, “Oh my god” at the same time that Dr. Fraiser did.

David:
How much is a gray?

William:
A gray is basically half the amount you need to pretty much be almost guaranteed death, a little bit under, and he ate six of that, if I recall, or something like that. It was this horrifically lethal dose.

David:
So, 10 times over. OK.

Suanne:
So, note to the screenwriters.

William:
They nailed it. They nailed that type of number.

David:
I love that story.

Suanne:
They’re amazing, the screenwriters, actually.

David:
It’s my turn.

Suanne:
Ready?

David:
Ready.

Suanne:
Teal’c undertakes a dangerous Jaffa ritual in an attempt to free his mind from a pod.

David:
“Threshold.”

Nicole:
One of the best episodes.

Suanne:
You guys are so good.

David:
Thank you.

Nicole:
It’s really great.

David:
Kevin, we’ll pick you up, buddy.

Suanne:
A new military contingent from Earth…

David:
Jakub.

Suanne:
…is sent to take command of Atlantis and defend it from the impending Wraith attack.

Jakub:
Sorry, could you repeat that? Because I thought it was to Kevin.

Suanne:
Yes, sorry.

Jakub:
Thank you.

David:
Absolutely.

Suanne:
A new military contingent from Earth is sent to take command of Atlantis and defend it from the impending Wraith attack.

Jakub:
That would be “The Siege.”

David:
That’s right.

Jakub:
“Part two.”

David:
“Part two.”

Nicole:
Everyone else is getting questions that I would like. I’m scared about what mine are.

Suanne:
You guys, honestly, I’m super impressed.

David:
We were culled from the 10 or 12 of trivia 11. Whoever was beneath the line dropped and above the line stayed, so this is why this is more intense.

Nicole:
I wasn’t in the last one.

Suanne:
You guys are Champions League.

David:
Nicole wasn’t there. I tested her in between and I was like, “Girl, you’re coming in.”

Suanne:
You’re like the Champions League. This is like the Olympics of Stargate. Who’s next? Marton.

David:
Marton.

Suanne:
Tragedy reunites Teal’c with his son, who blames him for the death of his mother. O’Neill and Carter launch a risky plan with untested technology.

David:
Come on, Marton.

Nicole:
I love that episode.

David:
Jeremy, what is it?

Jeremy:
“Redemption Part One.”

David:
It’s all right.

Suanne:
Yes, it is.

David:
All right, Kev.

Suanne:
Here we go. Kevin, you ready?

Kevin:
Let’s go.

Suanne:
All right. While SG-1 is exploring a crashed alien ship full of passengers in cryostasis, an alien force downloads a number of their consciousness into Daniel.

Kevin:
“Lifeboat.”

Suanne:
Woo. So good.

David:
Awesome. Would everyone agree that Suanne has the best deliveries out of all 12 hosts, including myself?

Nicole:
Suanne is fantastic.

Suanne:
Thank you.

William:
Agreed.

David:
You notice she paid her a compliment and she’s like, “Huh? Did I?”

Suanne:
I know. I’m like, “Sorry. What? Sorry.”

Nicole:
That’s what I do as well. I loved it. It’s ’cause we have hair. Having hair helps you.

Suanne:
Seriously, not me. No, really. Do more, more, more.

David:
All right. Well done.

Suanne:
All right. We’re getting off-track, but thank you. All right, here we go,

David:
Nicole.

Suanne:
Ready?

Nicole:
Gosh. No.

Suanne:
On Dagan, the team find a series of clues leading to a Zero Point Module to defend Atlantis and contact Earth.

Nicole:
I don’t remember, so I’m gonna go with “The Brotherhood” ’cause that was one of two.

Suanne:
Yes.

David:
You got it.

Nicole:
I didn’t remember which planet. It was between “Childhood’s End” or “Brotherhood” in my head. Ugh. Thank you, though.

Suanne:
Damn, girl.

Nicole:
Thank you.

David:
“Childhood’s End” is M7-G677 ’cause Marton’s birthday is July 6, ’77. I was born six years later to the day.

Nicole:
That’s excellent trivia.

David:
That’s how we remember each other. We call each other on our birthdays every year. Go ahead, Suanne. It is William up next.

Suanne:
All righty. Here we go. Carter rebels against the social customs of an alien civilization after she is kidnapped and traded to a tribal leader.

William:
This is clearly the best episode of Stargate SG-1.

Nicole:
It’s one of my favorites.

William:
This episode’s name is “Emancipation.”

Suanne:
You are correct. But William, I’m sorry, did you say it was the best episode of Stargate?

William:
It’s close.

Suanne:
I think you’ll find…

William:
We’ll call it a tie, a tight tie.

Suanne:
There you go.

William:
Totally sarcastic.

Suanne:
All righty. Very good, you guys.

David:
Awesome.

Suanne:
All right, next.

David:
Me.

Suanne:
Come on.

David:
OK.

Suanne:
Teal’c discovers a world where people are being savagely attacked by an elusive creature, not me, leading SG-1 to a stunning discovery about its potential origin.

David:
“Uninvited.” OK.

Suanne:
Yes.

Nicole:
Bloody hell. I don’t like that episode.

David:
I must give thanks to Yvie, because she pulled the synopses from around the web, not just GateWorld this time, and read through them to make sure that they weren’t pulled from someone who had skimmed a TV guide once. So, thank you, Yvie.

Suanne:
Very good. Yes. Thank you, Yvie.

William:
We love you, Yvie.

Nicole:
Woo!

Suanne:
I’m giving it away here, but I’m slightly disappointed that there are no questions from Hathor. Just saying.

David:
I think we had Hathor last time we used this set.

Nicole:
Sadly, you weren’t here.

Suanne:
But maybe that’s good, because my face would give it away.

David:
It would.

Suanne:
I’d be like, “What episode was this?”

David:
Jakub, it’s your turn.

Suanne:
All right. Here we go, Jakub. Teal’c is unhappy with his son’s plans to marry. Ishta arrives bringing news that Hak’tyl may be compromised.

Jakub:
It’s one of the two. “Sacrifices.”

Suanne:
Yes.

David:
That’s right. We just watched this one last week.

Nicole:
David and I watched this last week.

David:
Yeah.

Nicole:
That’s why I got excited.

Kevin:
I made my feelings on that very clear.

David:
You did. And we talked about it for an hour. Kevin’s not a fan.

Suanne:
This next one is one of my favorite episodes.

David:
Marton.

Suanne:
Here we go. Rodney McKay is reunited with his estranged sister back on Earth, who has given up a brilliant career as a scientist to raise a family.

Marton:
Nah.

Suanne:
Shall I give you a clue?

Marton:
Which was it?

David:
She can’t, unfortunately.

Marton:
I can’t give a clue.

Nicole:
You don’t have time, no. This is the big leagues.

Suanne:
It’s “McKay and Mrs. Miller.”

David:
It’s a good show, isn’t it, Suanne?

Marton:
I should re-watch it.

Nicole:
Love it.

David:
Kevin.

Suanne:
All right, here we go. Colonel Sheppard and his team find themselves prisoners of the Wraith, following Ford’s attack on a Hive ship.

Kevin:
“The Hive.”

Suanne:
Yes!

David:
Well done.

William:
Nicely done.

Suanne:
Damn. I was trying not to emphasize hive.

David:
“On a Hive ship.”

Kevin:
That’s a two-parter and it’s one of the two-parters that has different names.

David:
“The Lost Boys.”

William:
Well done.

David:
Nicole.

Suanne:
You guys are ridiculously good.

Nicole:
We’re about to go downhill, don’t worry.

Suanne:
Seriously, it is the Olympic-

William:
We’re just feeding off your energy, that’s really what it is.

Suanne:
This is the Olympics of Stargate. I’m not even kidding. I was like, “OK, maybe one or two people get stuff right.” Hell, no.

David:
Hell, no.

Suanne:
All right. Nicole, here we go.

Nicole:
Oh, God. OK.

Suanne:
Ooh, that’s tricky.

Nicole:
That doesn’t give me any confidence.

Suanne:
No, it’s just a pronunciation thing. Nothing to do with the question.

David:
Tacluchnatagamuntoron, probably.

Suanne:
All right, here we go. The new Earth battle cruiser Apollo arrives in Atlantis to launch a pre-emptive strike against an armada of Asuran ships. I’m gonna start again because that was terrible.

David:
OK, Jeremy, reboot.

Suanne:
The new Earth battle cruiser Apollo arrives in Atlantis to launch a pre-emptive strike against an armada of Asuran ships preparing to take off to Earth.

Nicole:
I already knew the first time you were saying it. I think arrogance.

David:
Cut her off.

Nicole:
“First Strike.”

David:
If you know the answer, you can…

Nicole:
I wasn’t sure. I was sure, but I wasn’t. It also gives people time to guess in the chat as well.

David:
That’s a fair point. I like that logic.

Suanne:
Is that right? Is it Asuran?

David:
The Asurans, yeah.

Nicole:
I actually only remember that because I remember the preview of the next episode. It’s like, “Colonel Ellis, you made an excellent time on your first voyage here,” in the recap. That’s how I remember. It’s a previous one, Season Three finale. Sorry. Carry on.

David:
There we go.

Suanne:
All right.

David:
William.

Suanne:
William, you’re up. Jackson’s teammates notice a disturbing change in him when he is reunited with a Harcesis. Harcesis?

David:
Harcesis.

Suanne:
Harcesis. Jackson’s teammates notice a disturbing change in him when he is reunited with a Harcesis child and given the Goa’uld genetic memory.

William:
That’d be “Absolute Power.” I love that episode.

Suanne:
That is what we all want, absolute power.

William:
“Never were that bright.”

Suanne:
“That is what we all want; absolute power.”

David:
“Never were that bright.” That’s a great quote from the show.

Nicole:
Are we paying Suanne for this amazing delivery she’s giving? I’m shook to my core.

David:
No, I’m poor and Suanne is so gracious.

Nicole:
Honestly. I don’t deserve you.

Suanne:
She’s so marvelous.

David:
Thanks, man.

Suanne:
All right. Come on, David. Here we go. SG-1 is imprisoned in a virtual reality realm and forced to relive the worst moments of their lives over and over and over.

David:
Jeremy, “you are ruining the garden,” “Gamekeeper.”

Suanne:
Yes. All righty.

William:
That was a great, great Dwight Schultz impersonation.

David:
“His portals are always open.” He’s so good.

Nicole:
And then General Hammond’s sprinting down the corridor.

David:
That’s right.

Suanne:
All right, even I know this one. All right, ready?

David:
Jakub?

Jakub:
Yep, always.

Suanne:
Colonel Jack O’Neill is brought out of retirement to lead a new expedition back to Abydos.

Jakub:
Ooh, is that tricky now? “Children of the Gods.”

David:
Very good.

Nicole:
I was worried it was actually gonna be Moebius somehow and you’d sneakily changed it.

Jakub:
I thought it was a tricking question too

David:
That wouldn’t have been very nice.

Suanne:
No. All right, here we go, Marton. With a plan to potentially extinguish the Replicator threat, the Atlantis team must seek an alliance with a fleet of Wraith ships.

Marton:
Which one is it? “Unnatural Selection” or… No. “Replicator.”

Jeremy:
“Be All My Sins Remembered.”

Marton:
Atlantis.

Suanne:
Yes. Whoever said that, that’s correct. “Be All My Sins Remembered.”

Nicole:
That’s the mean one where David asked me about it and when we first met as part of an interview question and I didn’t know how to answer.

David:
You want to tell the story real, real briefly?

Suanne:
That feels like a hard question.

David:
It was a moral one.

Nicole:
David was interviewing me at Comic Con at WonderCon, because I won the competition to go to LA, and when he was interviewing me, he was like, “So, you’re just OK with the complete genocide of an entire species?” I was like, “David, I don’t have time for this.” I was like, “I don’t know how to answer this question.” I was 21.

David:
They’re an intelligent, sentient species and they have they have wrath. We see it in “First Strike” in the form of a great, big, red marker. Mops up the floor with the surface of the planet. All righty.

Jeremy:
My favorite episode in Atlantis.

David:
It’s intense.

Suanne:
Here we go then. Next. As the Ori plague…

David:
Is this me? Kevin?

Nicole:
Yes, Kevin.

Suanne:
Kevin. As the Ori plague spreads rapidly, SG-1 hopes that the Prior who caused the disease may hold the key to its cure.

Kevin:
“The Fourth Horseman.”

Suanne:
Yes! Damn. You guys are very good.

David:
Very good.

Suanne:
All righty, Nicole. Here we go.

Nicole:
I don’t want any more Atlantis questions. I’m stressed.

Suanne:
But it’s about Daniel, so you should be good.

Nicole:
Oh, God. OK, let’s pray.

Suanne:
Daniel comes face to face with the Ori, a fiery race of beings who demand the worship of mortals. I can relate strongly. Elsewhere, Stargate Command encounters the first Ori missionary in our galaxy.

Nicole:
“Origin” because Claudia Black is an absolute babe. Love Vala.

Suanne:
Yes!

David:
That’s right.

Suanne:
All righty, William, here we go.

William:
All right.

Suanne:
Destiny picks up an energy trace and the crew plots a course to investigate. They discover old battlefield, now turned into ship graveyard, and accidentally awaken a new, powerful enemy.

William:
Is this “Resurgence?”

Suanne:
Yes!

William:
God, I was thinking that. I always get that confused with “The Greater Good.”

Nicole:
I got so excited for you because you’re the Universe guy.

William:
Oh, man.

David:
That’s right. “Oh my God, we dialed Pittsburgh.”

Suanne:
All right, David, here we go. The Jaffa… Jaffa? Jaffa? I like to say Jaffa.

Nicole:
I say Jaffa.

David:
O’Neill is the only one who says Jaffa, so your right.

Suanne:
The Jaffa take the fight, not flight. They don’t take flight at all, what are we talking about?

David:
They can.

Suanne:
That’s because I can’t see. The Jaffa take the fight to the Ori using a genocidal weapon on their new worshipers and landing SG-1 in the middle of a war that they can’t control.

David:
Oh, God.

Suanne:
What do you do in a war when someone…

Nicole:
This is a tough one.

David:
It’s the episode that introduces Morena Baccarin and I don’t know its name.

Suanne:
It is Strike and “Counter-strike.”

David:
“Counter-strike,” that’s it. Yep.

Nicole:
Brutal.

Suanne:
Jakub?

Jakub:
Ready.

Suanne:
The crew organize a desperate rescue mission after a predatory creature, again, not me, attacks an off-world team and takes two people captive.

Jakub:
“The Hunt.”

Suanne:
Yes. You are on fire!

William:
Great job, man.

Suanne:
You are on fire. OK, here we go, Marton. 10 years into the future, the former members of SG-1 must send a message into the past to prevent the extinction of the human race.

Marton:
“Message in a Bottle?” No?

Suanne:
It was a good year.

Marton:
“2010?”

Suanne:
Yes!

Marton:
Yes. Thanks.

Suanne:
Come on, I know it’s a little bit repeat.

Marton:
Make it half point.

David:
There we go.

William:
The distant future year of 2010.

Nicole:
I remember when it was 2010 and I was watching it and I was like, “Oh, this hurts me.”

Suanne:
No, isn’t that weird when that sort of stuff happens?

Nicole:
Yeah. Yeah.

Jakub:
That’s a point, right?

David:
Yes.

Jeremy:
Yeah.

Nicole:
Marton’s like, “Maybe a half point, maybe a point, I don’t know which that is.”

Marton:
No, I got it, full points.

David:
All right.

Suanne:
All right, here we go.

David:
Kevin.

Suanne:
SG-1 discovers that their trip through the Stargate may have inadvertently doomed an entire civilization, and plead with the Asgard for assistance.

Kevin:
“Red Sky.”

Suanne:
Yes!

David:
Well done.

William:
Good job.

Nicole:
Can I get all the SG-1 questions?

David:
We’re gonna give you some Infinity questions.

Nicole:
Don’t do that to me.

Suanne:
Colonel Jack O’Neill accidentally encounters a machine which downloads an entire ancient database into his mind and causes his brain activity to increase.

Nicole:
“The Fifth Race.”

Suanne:
Yes!

Nicole:
Again, if it was “Lost City” I would’ve been upset with whoever set this up. Hope it’ll have been funny.

Suanne:
All righty, David.

David:
Wait, wait, wait. William.

Suanne:
Sorry.

David:
William.

Suanne:
Sorry, William. Oh my God!

David:
No, that’s all right.

Suanne:
I keep skipping right over you! How rude. I’m so sorry.

Nicole:
You are a Godess, step on us all you want, please.

David:
“I need, more, more!”

Suanne:
All right, William, here we go, darling. Just for you.

William:
Thank you.

Suanne:
When Rodney uses an ancient device, he gets special powers. But soon, Doctor Weir discovers it’s a double-handed gift and if he doesn’t ascend, he will die!

William:
That would be “The Tao of Rodney.”

Nicole:
My man.

David:
That’s it.

Suanne:
All right. Now, David.

David:
Okay.

Suanne:
O’Neill and Teal’c are trapped in an underground labyrinth and must fight for their lives against the original Goa’uld host.

David:
James Earl Jones, “Thor’s Hammer.”

William:
Nicely done.

Suanne:
Yeah. You guys are so good. All right, Jakub, here we go. Efforts to open trade relations with the Genii turn sour… Gen-i? Gen-gee?

Nicole:
[Gen-eye.] You had it perfect.

Suanne:
[Gen-eye?] Efforts to open trade relations with the Genii turn sour when the team discovers their new allies have ulterior motives.

Jakub:
It’s “Underground.”

Suanne:
It is indeed.

David:
Well done.

Nicole:
The one episode David and I just watched a few weeks ago.

Jakub:
Quite lucky with these questions from, again, Wormhole X-Treme.

Nicole:
Jakub, our biggest fan.

David:
Yes, good point. We’re lucky.

Suanne:
All right, we ready?

Marton:
Yeah.

Suanne:
Simeon makes his escape from Destiny, sending Nicholas Rush on a vengeful mission to catch him.

Marton:
“Malice.”

Suanne:
Good job, Marton.

William:
This episode is so good.

Suanne:
It is.

David:
“I have information.” “I don’t care, die.”

Suanne:
When a member of the SGC tries to kill a Tok’ra, it is revealed that O’Neill and Carter may be victims of an untraceable form of Goa’uld mind control.

Kevin:
“Divide and Conquer?”

Suanne:
Yes

David:
He’s got it.

Suanne:
<< He’s got it. He’s got it. Yeah, baby, he’s got it. >> OK, Nicole.

Nicole:
Oh, God. Oh, God, OK, I’m just waiting to fail one, OK.

Suanne:
Here we go.

Nicole:
Go, my queen.

Suanne:
How on earth do you say that?

Nicole:
Stop doing that every time you have a question for me!

Suanne:
Every time! OK, here we go.

David:
He starts the countdown when you start to speak, just so you know.

Nicole:
Thank God.

Suanne:
All right, here we go. I’m ready. Start the countdown now. Sheppard is infected with the Wraith retrovirus and slowly turns into an Iratus bug.

Nicole:
I’m gonna assume it’s part two of “The Situations,” that would be “Conversion?”

David:
Well done!

Suanne:
Despite my crappy pronunciation.

William:
Good job.

Nicole:
No, you nailed it. You nailed it.

Suanne:
What is it? [i-ra-toos].

David:
The [eye-rate-us] bug. They’re irate, they’re upset.

Suanne:
I would not have spelled it like that.

David:
It’s an angry bug.

Suanne:
That looks like eratus. The eratus is a little bird that comes from. All right, David, are you ready? I don’t know why I’m talking like this now.

David:
You’re remembering… Wheeling, Cliff Simon.

Suanne:
Exactly. Yes, hello Mother. Here we go.

Nicole:
Oh my God. That was a good one.

Suanne:
Such a fun night, such a fun night. Wait, am I on the right question? Yes, I am. OK.

William:
I think you’re skipping William again, but…

Nicole:
That’s so funny. Goodbye, William. Don’t exist.

Suanne:
Do you know what it is, William? Your background is so dark.

William:
I’m sorry.

Suanne:
No, it’s all right. There you go. If I see the little… It’s because I’m blind and old. That’s the problem. It’s not you. You know what? I should just do this. There, now I can see you.

Nicole:
Join the glasses crew. Look at us, it’s the three of us.

David:
You look great.

Suanne:
That is much better. I know, but I’m so hot I’m steaming up my own glasses.

Nicole:
You are hot, that is correct.

Suanne:
All right, William, are you ready?

William:
I am.

Suanne:
I’m giving you my undivided attention because I have twice now skipped over you. I can’t see through that. All right, here we go. Colonel O’Neill is trapped on an alien planet with Maybourne and must fight to stay alive as his companion becomes increasingly paranoid.

William:
“Paradise Lost?”

Suanne:
Yeah.

David:
Very good.

William:
The maybe Furlings episode.

Suanne:
Oh God. You guys, these pronunciations. I’m gonna give it a go anyway.

David:
Drive through it like a truck and we’ll interpret what it is.

Suanne:
Daniel has an encounter with Amonet during a mission to rescue a group of captive Abydonians and Teal’c is forced to make a difficult decision to save Daniel.

David:
That was perfect pronunciation, Suanne, “Forever and a Day.”

Suanne:
Yes! All right, Jakub. Ronon and McKay join Dr. Keller on an off-world errand of mercy and must track her through the forest when a runner kidnaps her.

Jakub:
“The Tracker.”

Suanne:
Yes! Oh my God, you guys. This is too easy for you all.

David:
That was a tough one ’cause that synopsis had two episode titles and one about the same type person.

Jakub:
I was about to say “Runner.”

David:
I would have.

Nicole:
I once got GuessthisEpisode, ’cause my friend always takes photos of episodes for me to see if I can guess from the one frame. It was just a wraith standing in the woods and I was like, “Tracker.”

David:
I’m actually planning an episode like that.

Nicole:
I’d love it.

Suanne:
Wow. Do you know what you guys should do? There’s a great game which you could do with Stargate, where you put names into a hat or however you do it virtually. Then, sort of like Celebrity or whatever that game is where you have to describe it, so you describe it, that’s the first round. Then everybody puts it back in. The second round you have one word to describe the episode.

Nicole:
I love it.

Suanne:
Then the third round is you have a gesture, one gesture. It’s so hard, but it’s brilliant.

Nicole:
I’d do that.

David:
I’ll look into it.

Suanne:
Be warned, families have fallen out over this game.

William:
I like it already.

Nicole:
Dave and I fall out every week. We’re fine.

Suanne:
Alrighty, whose turn is it? Marton, right?

Marton:
Marton, yeah.

Suanne:
OK, here we go. Trapped onboard the Odyssey, the members of SG-1 must live out the rest of their lives together when Carter activates a time dilation field to save the ship from destruction.

Marton:
Yes, that’s the unintentional series finale, “Unending.”

David:
That one was, they had enough time to plan that one. The unintentional series finale was “Gauntlet.”

William:
And “Full Circle” for that matter. They did a few.

Nicole:
There are a few. Stargate thought it was ending a bunch of times.

David:
But it wasn’t a series finale. “Full Circle” was designed for one, for sure because they weren’t positive yet. So was “Revelations. Kevin? Is it Kevin?

Suanne:
Sorry. Yes. This is Kevin, sorry. The Stargate is stolen, leading SG-1 to discover that the Trust has taken control of an advanced ship in orbit.

Kevin:
“Endgame?

Suanne:
Yes.

David:
Well done.

William:
Good job.

Kevin:
Wormhole X-Tremists is doing that one next week, I think. Or this week.

David:
Of course, we are. Of course, we are. Of course, we are. Why don’t we find a nice, warm room for the lady in mental health?

Suanne:
OK. After a series of run-ins with the Wraith, the team begins to suspect their Athosian allies of having a spy in their midst.

David:
Nicole?

Nicole:
Who? It’s me? I didn’t know that. “Suspicion.” I’m just guessing. I think it’s that.

Suanne:
Yes, it is.

David:
You got it, girl.

Suanne:
I tried to give you clues like mm-mm, looking suspicious and shit.

Nicole:
I still thought it was Kevin for some reason. Thank you.

William:
Nicole, you’re killing it.

Nicole:
Look, I’m on no sleep.

Suanne:
William. Yay, she remembered Here we go. Ronon once again comes face-to-face with Tyre, one of his people who became a Wraith worshiper, but now claims he has broken free of their influence.

William:
Oh, fuck. No, I don’t remember it.

Suanne:
“Broken Ties.”

William:
Still don’t remember anything.

Nicole:
I didn’t remember that one.

William:
I’m midway through a Season Five re-watch too. That’s where I’m at. I just watched “Tracker” while making dinner last week. I could’ve gotten that one.

Suanne:
Now, you will always remember that episode though. Every time it doesn’t…

William:
I will. I’ll hear it in your wonderful voice.

Nicole:
You embarrassed yourself in front of our queen.

Suanne:
Oh, no. Never. Never. Never. Never. I know. All right. David, you’re up.

David:
Yes, ma’am.

Suanne:
Sheppard and Beckett join a team investigating a hidden Wraith laboratory, or laboratory if you’re American, where Michael has been conducting genetic experiments.

David:
“Whispers.”

Suanne:
Yeah!

William:
Just watched that one eight days ago.

Nicole:
You didn’t get that one.

Suanne:
All right, Jakub. Daniel is plagued by dreams of his former girlfriend, again, not me, who has been taken as a Goa’uld host. Could be me. Samantha Carter begins a romantic relationship with a detective.

Jeremy:
So, pardon my pronunciation, but I think it’s “Chimera.”

Suanne:
That’s perfect. “Chimera.” It’s exactly right.

William:
Good job.

Suanne:
Excellent pronunciation.

Nicole:
Guys, you gotta start sucking so that somebody can win.

Suanne:
Ugh. I know. Literally, I think we’ve had what? One wrong one.

William:
I did my part. I missed one. That’s it.

David:
It’s all good.

Suanne:
One.

David:
So did I.

Marton:
Just a couple.

Suanne:
Marton, you’re up. All right, Marton. Let me put my teeth in. When a massive storm threatens the city, Atlantis is evacuated, only to be taken over by the team’s newest enemy.

Marton:
“Storm in the eye.” Or some sort.

Suanne:
Storm.

David:
Two-parter. That’s great.

Suanne:
I don’t know. I’m not the judge of the points giving. Can we give that as a point?

David:
Of course.

Nicole:
I think there’s a level of generosity allowed with two parts with different names.

David:
The first one was the right one.

William:
Absolutely.

Suanne:
Exactly.

Nicole:
That’s me saying that and I’m really mean with these things.

David:
She is. Believe her when she says that.

Suanne:
All right, Kevin. The team finds a world whose people are on the brink of a discovery that may make them immune to the Wraith feeding.

Kevin:
“Poisoning the Well.”

David:
We also just watched this one.

Nicole:
I wish I was getting these ones, ’cause I just watched that.

David:
You always say that.

Nicole:
I know, David. I know.

David:
“It’s not fair.”

Nicole:
Not fair, daddy.

Suanne:
You haven’t got one the wrong one yet. So, I think you did pretty well.

Nicole:
Yet. Yet is the important question. Yet.

Suanne:
All right. Come on. I have faith in you. Here we go.

Nicole:
Is it me?

Suanne:
Yes.

Nicole:
Crap. OK.

Suanne:
Cameron Mitchell must go undercover inside the deadly Lucian alliance to prevent his teammates from becoming casualties of an alliance civil war.

Nicole:
Oh my god. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. It’s in my head.

Suanne:
I’m gonna give you something.

Nicole:
You don’t have to give me a clue. It’s fine. It would’ve been “Company of Thieves” or something, and I’m saying it too late.

Suanne:
It is “Company of Thieves.”

Nicole:
Damn.

David:
At least you got it.

Nicole:
It was there. Took me a second. I got it. It was there, but I didn’t get it in time. There you go, guys. I failed one, but I knew what it was. Took me a minute. If you gave me that extra five seconds, it was 20 seconds, David, you put it at 15, and look what happens. Look what you did.

David:
No, you took more than an extra five seconds to figure it out.

Nicole:
How dare you? How dare you?

David:
Suanne, please rescue us from this sadness. So sad. Suanne.

Suanne:
All right, William, you’re up. A warring alien race offers to exchange their advanced technologies for Earth’s help in defeating their enemy.

David:
Come on.

William:
“The Other Side.”

David:
There we go.

Nicole:
One of the greatest episodes.

Suanne:
Yes. All right, David.

David:
Yes, ma’am.

Suanne:
When a woman is found in suspended animation, the team is shocked to discover it is Dr. Weir herself, who tells them of her trip 10,000 years into Atlantis’ past.

David:
“Before I Sleep.” One of my favorite episodes.

Nicole:
Phenomenal episode.

William:
Powerhouse.

Nicole:
It’s incredible.

David:
She’s so good.

Suanne:
So good. So, so good. All right, Jakub. Hang on, putting this up to my top of my screen. Here we go. SG-1 visits a world whose people once worshiped Vala as a god and demand that she stands trial when she confesses to manipulating them.

Jakub:
“The Powers That Be.”

David:
He’s got it.

Nicole:
I want the Vala ones.

Suanne:
So good.

Nicole:
I want the Vala questions.

Suanne:
He’s got it. All right, Marton.

Marton:
Yes, queen.

Suanne:
Daniel is stranded on another planet after the team’s arrival on an alien world sparks a violent civil war.

Marton:
Wow.

Suanne:
Think of me and you’ll have the title.

Marton:
“Hathor.” No?

Suanne:
No. “Icon.”

Nicole:
One of the worst episodes of a TV show, in my opinion.

David:
It’s down there.

William:
Ernie Hudson’s in that episode.

Nicole:
I love him. Episode is not good.

William:
It’s rough.

David:
No, isn’t Ernie in “Ethon?”

William:
“Ethon,” you’re right. Sorry.

Nicole:
He was in “Ethon.”

David:
He’s only in “Ethon.” A few other people died in between there.

Suanne:
All right. Kevin, Teyla and Dr. Keller go to the Athosians’ new planet, where they discover that the Athosians have gone missing.

Kevin:
Is it “Missing?”

Suanne:
It is “Missing!” I was gonna say, the clue is sort of in the title.

Nicole:
Atlantis is really good at putting its own titles in there.

David:
They gotten simpler. They didn’t spend a lot of time on the titles.

Nicole:
No. Maybe they ran out of ideas.

Suanne:
All right, Nicole. When Destiny is up against a fleet of drones the crew is surprised by the arrival of an old foe. Chloe faces her former captors when the crew decide to hand her over.

Nicole:
I don’t really remember this one to be perfectly honest, so I’m gonna go for “Visitation” and pray that I was right.

Jeremy:
[buzzer]

Nicole:
Didn’t think so.

Marton:
“Deliverance.”

Suanne:
It’s so close.

Nicole:
Dammit.

Suanne:
“Deliverance,” yes, very well done.

Nicole:
I was this close by two episodes.

Suanne:
Ugh.

David:
William?

Suanne:
The team finds an impoverished world enslaved by a Goa’uld Underlord, not me, but their plans to free it may be compromised when Jonas experiences unexplained visions of the future.

William:
It’s not “Metamorphosis,” is it?

Suanne:
No, what do you have when you see into the future?

Nicole:
No clues, he’s lost.

David:
Sorry, buddy. He already gave the answer. It’s “Prophecy.”

Nicole:
He said “Metamorphosis.”

David:
Sorry, buddy.

William:
Screwed up.

Suanne:
I’m sorry.

David:
Don’t say the answer until you’re sure.

Nicole:
But they’re related.

William:
It’s okay. It’s okay.

Nicole:
Sorry, William, you’re one of my favorite people, but you don’t get help.

William:
I accept the shame.

Nicole:
No one gets help on my watch.

William:
The Greeks had a saying, was it Pathei mathos? There is learning in suffering,

Nicole:
Damn right.

William:
I’d do it all over again.

Nicole:
Suffer down here with me.

William:
I will.

Suanne:
All right, here we go. The Lucian Alliance manages to board Destiny, taking several crew members hostage in a bid to wrestle control of the ship.

David:
“Incursion.”

Nicole:
Banging episode.

David:
Nice. Jakub, who’s in the lead?

Suanne:
So good.

Nicole:
Not me. Just dropped.

David:
Jakub, who’s in the lead?

Jakub:
Jakub.

David:
All right.

Nicole:
What’s the score right now?

David:
Jakub, nine…

Jakub:
Do you need me to read it out?

David:
Yeah, go ahead, Jakub.

Jakub:
Jakub, nine. Then we’ve got David at eight and Kevin, Nicole and William at seven and Marton at five.

David:
Alrighty, gang.

Suanne:
All right, here we go, Jakub. As Dr. Rodney McKay and Dr. Daniel Jackson are held prisoner by the Vanir, they make a startling discovery about who they really are.

Jakub:
“The Lost Tribe.”

Nicole:
Can you start getting some wrong, please?

Jakub:
No, I’m not.

Suanne:
Jakub is the one to beat, guys.

Nicole:
I know, it’s really annoying.

Suanne:
So good.

Nicole:
I feel like I’m setting women’s rights back 10 years.

David:
I am partly responsible for the naming of that species, ’cause they didn’t have a name other than “the evil Asgard.” I had Martin Gero on for an interview, and I asked him…

Nicole:
Did you get your teeth done?

David:
I asked him… What?

Nicole:
Did you get your teeth done at the time of the naming of these?

David:
Ah, veneer! No, Vanir, Aesir, the Asgard, the Vanir.

Suanne:
OK. Vanir.

David:
I ran that line by him and he was like, “That makes sense.” “OK.” Then it popped up in the novels and everything. I’m like, “OK. All right then, that happened.”

Nicole:
Whew. You’re welcome, novels.

David:
It makes sense!

William:
That’s really freaking cool. That’s awesome.

Suanne:
That’s good.

David:
I hope they come back at some point in the future if this show ever comes back. Anyway. I’m sorry, Suanne, what did you say?

Suanne:
Sorry, I just said it’s thirsty work. I’m having a sip of water.

David:
Absolutely. Water.

Nicole:
Quench your thirst, my queen.

Suanne:
Water. I’m having some water.

Nicole:
I’d offer you grapes if I was there.

David:
Water from a bottle.

Nicole:
Bottle, bottle of water.

Suanne:
Water from a bottle. OK. Marton, are you ready?

Marton:
Yes, queen.

Suanne:
Something like, sure. Oh my God, I’m sure.

David:
She’s the greatest queen in the universe.

Suanne:
OK. I feel like I wanna do a California one, though.

Jeremy:
Oh, God.

Suanne:
Sheppard’s team investigates a downed Wraith ship and find themselves stuck on a planet with a lone Wraith survivor.

David:
You doing OK, buddy?

Suanne:
What’s my body language?

Marton:
So, which was it?

Suanne:
“The Defiant One.”

Marton:
OK.

Nicole:
That’s an OK episode. It’s good. Brings back an actor from SG-1 and also those bugs I hate.

William:
Yes, the bugs.

David:
It confirms the name of the Ancients from 10,000 years ago, that episode does. Lanteans.

Suanne:
All right, Kevin. Blocked by control ships at every star and unable to gate for supplies without alerting the drones, Destiny must take a stand or be left adrift.

Kevin:
“Gauntlet.”

Suanne:
Yes.

David:
Man, talk about slipping it under the wire.

Nicole:
That was close.

Jeremy:
That was really close.

Nicole:
Which episode is that?

David:
That’s the unintended series finale.

Nicole:
The finale? Nice, thought so.

Suanne:
All right, Nicole.

Nicole:
Yes, my queen.

Suanne:
The team boards the Daedalus when it shows up abandoned in orbit only to find themselves skipping through parallel universes.

Nicole:
The “Daedalus Variations.”

Marton:
Cool episode.

Nicole:
Good episode. I like that one.

Suanne:
Very good. My Fitbit is telling me to move.

David:
You’ve been moving a lot.

Suanne:
All right. William, here we go.

William:
Yes, your highness.

Suanne:
Imprisoned on a hellish moon controlled by Sokar, SG-1 and Martouf are subjected to torture by one of their worst enemies.

William:
OK, it’s a two-parter. “The Devil You Know.”

Nicole:
Aw, I wanna give it to him.

David:
I’ll give it to him; I’ll give it to him.

Nicole:
It was a split second.

Suanne:
Yes, I would give it to him too.

William:
I was debating between “Jolinar’s Memories” and “The Devil You Know” and I was like, ugh.

Suanne:
I vote we give it to him.

William:
The torture is “The Devil You Know.”

Nicole:
William, I am okay with this and your god is taking mercy on you, so take it when you can.

Suanne:
Exactly.

Nicole:
Am I kissing Suanne’s ass too much?

David:
It’s all about you, Nicole.

Suanne:
No, there’s no such thing.

Kevin:
Or not enough.

Suanne:
All arse kissing is welcome.

David:
God. All right; it’s my turn.

Suanne:
All right. SG-1 investigates the discovery of a woman frozen in the ice in Antarctica who may be a link to the Gate Builders.

David:
That’s an amazing episode, “Frozen.” Amazing. We just had Corin and Ana on together. It was great.

Suanne:
Amazing.

David:
Martin Wood dropped in.

Jeremy:
They were so good.

Suanne:
Fantastic. All right, Jakub. A news reporter threatens to expose a top-secret military project, but when Carter and Jonas give her a tour of the X-303, they discover that she is a pawn in a much larger plot. Dun-dun-dun.

Jakub:
It is “Prometheus.”

Suanne:
Yes.

William:
Very good.

Suanne:
All right.

Nicole:
I want Jakub to go away, respectfully.

Suanne:
Marton, General Hammond, who we love. General Hammond mysteriously retires from the SGC, and a new general is brought in who breaks up SG-1. Also, a Diana Ross song. Hold on, I’ve forgotten the tune. How does “Chain Reaction” go?

David:
You’re gonna give us a copyright strike, Suanne.

Nicole:
“Chain Reaction.” I actually forgot that when you were saying it.

David:
Do you remember, Suanne, when she called for Hammond, what she said to him?

Suanne:
“You, with a crown of marble.”

Nicole:
Ugh.

David:
That is one of the best lines.

Nicole:
As a kid, I didn’t get that and then as I got older, I was like, “Oh, that’s hilarious.”

David:
It’s really funny.

Suanne:
It’s such a good line, isn’t it?

David:
That may be the best line in the episode.

Suanne:
I remember getting the script and being like, “Ooh, that’s good.”

Nicole:
What a compliment to bald men everywhere.

Suanne:
I know. I have a bald friend now and I always say to him, I’m like, “You, with a crown of marble, come here.” He loves it. All right, Jakub, is it you again? No, where are we?

David:
We’re at Kevin now.

Jakub:
Kevin?

David:
Opposite direction.

Suanne:
Kevin, Kevin, Kevin. OK.

Nicole:
We’ve lost Kevin.

Suanne:
All right, Kevin. An alien world offers Earth a medicine with the power to cure any illness, but the hidden price may be too high to pay.

Kevin:
“The Cure.”

Suanne:
Yeah.

Nicole:
Banger episode.

William:
Well done.

David:
You could have also made that argument for “2010.” It’s on the front page of the magazine in the first shot. You could have made that argument. So, good on you, buddy.

Suanne:
All right, Nicole.

Nicole:
God. OK.

Suanne:
SG-1 faces creatures of mass destruction that even the Asgard can’t control and must destroy Thor’s infested vessel before the replicator bugs reach Earth.

Nicole:
“Nemesis.”

David:
Well done.

William:
Nice one.

Suanne:
Yes, baby. All right, William. The Russians recover a Stargate from the bottom of the ocean and turn to the SGC for help when their experiments go awry.

William:
That would be “Watergate” and you did an unwittingly amazing First Nation-rated [inaudible]

Nicole:
Also, that episode is a result of the episode I just said, so that’s quite funny.

William:
It is. It’s true.

David:
At first, I thought it was “Small Victories,” but no, it was later. It’s wild.

Suanne:
Very good. My God, you guys are so good.

Nicole:
We’re fans.

Suanne:
Really, so good. All right, David.

David:
Me.

Suanne:
Mitchell and Carter are shifted to another dimension, making themselves invisible to everyone at SGC.

David:
“Arthur’s Mantle.” Yvie mixed all these up. We need to keep her.

Suanne:
Yvie’s done a banging job.

Nicole:
We need to send a clip of that to Yvie of us saying that so she gets it.

David:
She’s watching the whole thing.

Nicole:
Is she awake now?

David:
Of course she is. No, she’s asleep.

Suanne:
Great questions.

David:
It’s 4:00 in the morning and we’re off this weekend. Well done.

Suanne:
OK, Jakub. The Stargate team must justify the project’s continuation when a doubtful senator comes to review the project’s performance.

Jakub:
“The Ties That Bind.”

Nicole:
He finally got one wrong, guys.

David:
It’s “Politics.”

Suanne:
Politics. Always politics.

David:
I have a chance now.

Nicole:
If I’m going down, I’m taking everybody with me.

David:
I may actually win one of these. “If we’re going to hell, you’re coming with us.” Nicole, you look like you’re on the fritz.

Nicole:
Sorry. There you go. Laptop’s dying.

David:
Thank you. If it’s dying, then yeah.

Suanne:
Are we ready, Marton?

Marton:
Yes, queen.

Suanne:
Chloe’s body is taken over, but I love that. I think I’m gonna say to my husband from now on, he has to refer to me as “yes, queen.” Or even “yes, my queen.” I think that’s even better. OK. Chloe’s body is taken over by the mind of somebody the crew believed was dead. Meanwhile, TJ must perform a dangerous transplant when Dr Volker is diagnosed with a serious illness.

Marton:
It’s “Bane.”

Jeremy:
[buzzer]

Marton:
Nah.

David:
It’s “Hope.”

Suanne:
I’m so sorry. It’s “Hope.”

Marton:
“Hope.”

David:
You lost an SGU one. You know SGU better than any of us do and it’s my favorite.

Marton:
But William.

Suanne:
All right, Kevin. After the Prometheus responds to a distress call from a Goa’uld ship, Daniel Jackson finds himself a captive when Earth’s ship is stolen.

Kevin:
“Prometheus Unbound.”

Suanne:
Yes!

David:
Who had “Prometheus” earlier?

Nicole:
I want the Vala questions.

Suanne:
OK, Nicole.

David:
All right, Nicole.

Nicole:
God.

Suanne:
SG-1 returns to Abydos as they race to defend the planet and stop Anubis from finding the powerful Eye of Ra.

Nicole:
All you had to say was returns to Abydos and I was like “Full Circle.”

David:
It could have been “Absolute Power,” but we’ve already had that one. We haven’t had “Secrets.”

William:
Yup, I was gonna say yeah.

Nicole:
But it’s only Teal’c and Daniel.

David:
At the beginning, yes.

Nicole:
Until the end.

Suanne:
You guys are so good, it’s ridiculous.

David:
“You guys get to live lives. Go touch grass.”

Nicole:
My favorite thing about that episode is when Sam and Jack come through the gate and they’ve just had Heru’ur and then Daniel is like, “Apophis.” They’re like, “What?” They’re like, “What do you think it is?”

David:
“You’ve been away. You’ve been in Washington. You’ve missed a few things.”

Nicole:
It’s been, what, 10 hours?

William:
My favorite part is when Jackson doesn’t take his wife to Thor’s, rebuild Thor’s hammer, and saves her the whole freaking time.

David:
They should have gone straight to Cimmeria.

Nicole:
I know, I know.

William:
Biggest plot hole in the entire series, but anyways.

Suanne:
All righty, are we ready?

David:
Yep.

Nicole:
William.

Suanne:
William, here we go. A bounty hunter tracking down a Goa’uld captures SG-1 and informs them that they too have a price on their heads.

William:
Shoot. What’s the name? God. Forgive Me… Let Me Inform the Galaxy. I can’t remember the name of the episode. Dang it.

Suanne:
It’s “Dead Man’s Switch.”

William:
“Dead Man’s Switch.”

Nicole:
I saw Sam Jones at Comic-Con this weekend.

William:
I’ve seen him like 47 times at Dragon Con.

David:
He’s been doing a lot of shows.

Suanne:
OK, who’s next?

David:
‘Tis I. ‘Tis I.

Suanne:
It is you. Yes, David. All right. The city of Atlantis becomes host to the minds of disembodied replicators, led by someone very close to the team.

David:
“Ghost in the Machine.”

Suanne:
Yes.

David:
Ugh!

Nicole:
Excellent work. Devastating episode.

William:
Well done. Well done, Mr. Reed.

David:
Thank you.

Nicole:
David, I’m sweating for you.

David:
We have 10 minutes left. Jakub, what’s the score?

Jakub:
David, you now have 11, just like me. Then we’ve got Kevin and Nicole at 10. William at 9 and Marton at 5.

David:
So, there’s 10 minutes left, so you know what that means.

Suanne:
What does that mean? What does that mean?

David:
It’s game on between the two of us. So can everyone else please mute their screens except for me, Suanne and Jakub?

William:
I was hoping you were gonna say it’s beer o’clock, but it is now beer o’clock somewhere.

Nicole:
Muting.

David:
Thank you.

Suanne:
Lions one, Christian’s nil. We fight to the death!

David:
There we go. That’s what I’m talking about. William, Nicole, Jeremy, come on guys.

Nicole:
You said mute, not turn off my camera. I misunderstood.

David:
Mute the camera. I apologize. All right. William.

Jakub:
Do I still keep the same score, David?

David:
No, we go until we can’t anymore.

Jakub:
Do you want me to keep updating the score?

David:
Yeah.

Jakub:
It’s me now.

David:
Yes.

Jakub:
Everyone else left me with you.

David:
That’s it.

Suanne:
Are we feeling ready? Are we pumped, guys?

David:
Super pumped.

Jakub:
Let’s do this.

Suanne:
Deep breaths. Here we go. It’s Jakub, right?

Jakub:
Yeah.

Suanne:
Jakub, the team find Lucius Lavin manipulating the people of another hapless planet using ancient technology to pose as an invincible hero.

Jakub:
Can I have it again?

Suanne:
The team finds Lucius Lavin manipulating the people of another hapless planet, using ancient technology.

Jakub:
“Irresponsible.”

David:
Good. Good.

Suanne:
<<Call me irresponsible.>>

Jakub:
These two are so confusing.

William:
Do I want to be a soliloquy, David?

David:
Yes.

William:
He said “Irresponsible.” I think “Irresistible” is the episode.

David:
No.

Nicole:
It’s a two-parter.

David:
“Irresistible” was his first. It’s not a two-parter.

Nicole:
Second one.

David:
It’s the sequel.

Nicole:
Two-parters. There’s two ones.

Jakub:
That is the second one, right? That’s the one I was going for.

David:
You got it right.

Suanne:
You got it right. All right, David. An alien being is smitten with Carter and follows her back to Earth, assuming human form and pursuing a relationship with her.

David:
“Ascension.”

Suanne:
Very good.

David:
Keep going.

Suanne:
When SG-1 discovers that Daniel Jackson has been turned into a Prior of the Ori, they must determine whether or not his plan to destroy the Ori is genuine.

Jakub:
“The Shroud.”

Suanne:
Yes!

David:
Keep going.

Suanne:
David, an experiment goes wrong, leaving Carter trapped in a parallel reality where martial law has been enforced and the Earth is under attack from the Ori.

David:
“The Road Not Taken.”

Suanne:
The Tollan offers Earth advanced weapons technology, prompting a secret investigation on Tollana.

Jakub:
“Between Two Fires.”

Suanne:
Yes! My God, you guys. Lieutenant Scott is infected by a plant-like organism while surveying a planet and suffers severe hallucinations and another life back home on Earth.

Jeremy:
[buzzer]

David:
“Cloverdale.”

Suanne:
Was it outside the beep though, no?

Nicole:
I think he said it just in it. He said Clov… as it went up.

Suanne:
That works for me.

Jakub:
OK, that’s fine.

David:
“Cloverdale.” God. It’s the city where the episode was shot.

Suanne:
Alrighty.

David:
Thank you, Jakub. I will yield to you as well if something like this happens again. All right, let’s go.

Suanne:
OK. SG-1 makes contact with the Aschen, unaware that their home world is one where they previously warned about from the future.

Jakub:
“2001.”

Suanne:
Yes. David, an expedition team leaves Earth to find the lost city of the Ancients deep within the Pegasus galaxy.

David:
Say again?

Suanne:
An expedition team leaves Earth to find the lost city of the Ancients deep within the Pegasus Galaxy.

David:
“Rising.”

Suanne:
Yes.

David:
Pegasus Galaxy? I didn’t hear it right. OK.

Suanne:
Sorry.

David:
No, you’re good.

Suanne:
All right, Jakub, when a research team is forced to evacuate their secret base, they find themselves on board a derelict Ancient vessel that is many galaxies away from Earth.

Jakub:
“Air.”

Suanne:
Yes.

Jakub:
Part something. OK.

Suanne:
David, Colonel Young investigates the possibility that Colonel Telford is a traitor who may have given information to the enemy, leading to the attack on the Icarus Base.

David:
“Subversion.”

Suanne:
Yes!

David:
Nice.

Suanne:
Damn. All right. The Atlantis team must decide the fate of a colony of Wraith they have turned into humans. Doctor Weir must defend her leadership when she is…

Jakub:
“Misbegotten.”

Suanne:
Yes! A film crew arrives to document the work of the SG…

David:
“Heroes.”

Nicole:
That was amazing.

Suanne:
You guys are ridiculous! O’Neill seeks help from a former comrade to rescue Daniel and Doctor Lee, who have been kidnapped in central…

Jakub:
“Evolution.”

Suanne:
… America. Yes! Lieutenant Scott leads a team to a desert planet to locate a mineral capable of fixing Destiny’s life support system. Chloe visits her mother on Earth.

David:
“Earth.”

Jeremy:
[buzzer]

Suanne:
“Air.”

Nicole:
Wobble. I thought it was “Air.”

David:
It was “Air.”

Nicole:
Nice. It was a trick question because “Air” had already come up but it’s a different “Air.”

David:
’cause Chloe visits her mother on “Earth” as well, I think.

Nicole:
It was the sand question that I think was the specific part.

David:
That’s exactly right. Well done, Jakub.

Suanne:
Yes, well done. All right.

Nicole:
I’ve set women’s rights back. I’m disappointed.

Suanne:
You have three minutes.

David:
Jeez. Well done everyone. You can turn your vid screens back on. Thank you everybody. Jakub, I’m not done with you.

Jakub:
You just made me scared now

Suanne:
Rematch then.

David:
You won. Good for you.

Jakub:
Next time.

David:
That’s great.

Nicole:
Were we one or two behind you guys when you guys went in? Was it pretty close for everyone?

Jakub:
I think we were at 11 when we finished.

Nicole:
Nice.

Jakub:
You guys had 10, Nicole and Kevin.

Nicole:
Nice.

Jakub:
Then William had nine and Marton had five.

Nicole:
I feel better.

David:
We just had “Air” and then we had “Air” again and I’m like, “I don’t think that’s right.”

Nicole:
That got you.

David:
That’s how I did it.

Nicole:
I sat there and I was like, “He’s gonna get got.”

David:
I got got.

Nicole:
It was good though.

David:
Suanne, thank you so much.

Suanne:
My pleasure. You guys, I’m so impressed. You’re seriously, seriously good. So good, honestly. Thank you very much for having me.

Nicole:
No, thank you.

Suanne:
You all were a fantastic show.

Jakub:
Thank you so much, Suanne.

Marton:
Thank you so much.

William:
It’s such an honor to spend time with you. Thank you.

Nicole:
Please come back.

Jeremy:
You’re a rock star.

Suanne:
Thank you so much. I really appreciate it and I look forward to coming back when we can talk about some of the exciting things I have in the pipeline.

David:
Yes, please. We will have you.

Nicole:
I want all your games. I wanna see you play. I will invest in every format.

David:
Haven’t you played most of them?

Nicole:
Yes, I have. Exactly.

David:
That’s what I thought.

Nicole:
So when Suanne starts dropping acting into new games, I will play them too.

Suanne:
Yes, the new ones. The new ones are very exciting, but as soon as I can talk about them, I will,

David:
Antony Rawling, thank you. Suanne, KrisztiánUnpronounceable, thank you for doing this, Suanne. Mrsfineanddandy, so lovely to see you, capital Q, Queen.

Suanne:
Thank you.

David:
All righty, guys.

Suanne:
Thank you, everyone. I’m so happy everybody tuned in. Obviously, I can’t see what other people are saying. But David, also a massive thank you to you. Really, you’ve kept this fandom…I was gonna say you kept it alive. Obviously, everyone has a love for this show and this universe, but it’s just bubbled over. I think it’s been amazing that you’re in touch with the creatives and the actors and all these incredible people, like you guys, who just know so much about this world. Really, it is the best fandom in the entire world. It really is.

David:
There aren’t a lot of fandoms that go on for 14 years afterwards and have the creatives this involved, down to the effects guys.

Nicole:
Look at the props behind you.

Suanne:
Exactly. Man.

David:
The prop builders who were there, the last ones there to build some of this stuff, we just had one of them on, Mark Nicholson. The show was doing something right when it made people fall in love with it to work there that much.

Suanne:
I agree. So, thank you all so much. I’ve had a lovely time.

David:
Absolutely. Hey, guys, if you enjoyed the episode, please click the Like button. It really does help the show grow its audience. Please consider subscribing. If you have a Stargate friend out there, let them know what we’re doing and send this clip over to them, especially if you are trivia folks. We appreciate y’all tuning in. Thanks so much, Suanne, for joining us.

Suanne:
Thank you, everyone.

David:
Thank you, everybody.

Suanne:
Lots of love. Thank you so much.

David:
We’ll see you on the other side.