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Timecodes:
0:00 – Splash Screen
0:16 – Opening Credits
0:42 – Welcome
0:56 – Guest Introduction
2:51 – William Murphy’s Destiny Clock!
6:43 – Trivia Groups
7:36 – Moderator Rainbow Sun Francks
8:48 – Question 1
11:40 – Question 2
12:44 – Question 3
14:44 – Question 4
16:29 – Question 5
18:16 – Question 6
21:22 – Question 7
23:06 – Question 8
25:59 – Question 9
27:26 – Question 10
30:39 – Question 11
32:59 – Question 12
36:37 – Question 13
38:46 – Question 14
42:27 – Question 15
45:20 – Question 16
47:19 – Question 17
50:13 – Question 18
52:30 – Question 19
56:14 – Question 20
58:11 – Question 21
1:00:00 – Question 22
1:02:54 – Question 23
1:06:30 – Question 24
1:07:49 – Question 25
1:10:34 – Question 26
1:12:05 – Question 27
1:13:16 – Thank you, Rainbow and Courtney
1:13:55 – Rainbow in Schitt’s Creek
1:16:24 – Question 28
1:19:17 – Question 29
1:20:30 – Question 30
1:22:41 – Question 31
1:25:01 – Question 32
1:27:42 – Question 33
1:30:08 – Question 34
1:32:43 – Question 35
1:33:09 – Winners!
1:34:12 – Thank you, contestants!
1:35:47 – Gatecon 2026?
1:38:38 – Post-Trivia Housekeeping
1:40:27 – End Credits

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TRANSCRIPT
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David:
Hello everyone and welcome to Episode 253 of Dial the Gate: The Stargate Oral History Project. Not so much oral history today because we’re gonna be doing more trivia. It’s been a while since we’ve done one of these episodes and this week, I have the pleasure of playing with a number of folks. But in particular, we are being hosted this week by Mr. Rainbow Sun Francks, Aiden Ford of Stargate Atlantis. Welcome, sir.

Rainbow:
I’m hosting? OK.

David:
You are hosting.

Rainbow:
What? That’s not what you told me. Wait, is it Episode 253, did you say? That’s wild.

David:
I know. How are you doing?

Rainbow:
I’m great. I’m great.

David:
Good.

Rainbow:
It’s beautiful still in Toronto. I’m happy.

David:
Oh, you’re in Toronto? OK.

Rainbow:
I like it. In Toronto, yeah. I just got back from Spain last week and now I’m here and it’s beautiful.

David:
All right.

Rainbow:
Life is good. How is it down there?

David:
We really appreciate you being here. Let’s introduce our team of trivia players. Darren Sumner of GateWorld.net, how are you?

Darren:
Yo. Doing great. Glad to be here. I think I missed the last one or two.

David:
One or two.

Nicole:
You gave us a chance.

Darren:
I gotta come back and defend my honor here.

David:
Allan Gowan of Gatecon. Hello, sir.

Allan:
Morning, everyone.

David:
What time is it there?

Allan:
It’s just past 5:00 AM.

David:
Ugh, guys.

Allan:
So, it’s not too bad. It’s not Yvie/Adam times.

David:
Gosh. Yvie Cahill of Wormhole X-Tremists.

Yvie:
Good morning. Hello.

David:
Good morning. Hello. What time is it there for you?

Yvie:
It is 3:12 AM.

David:
Ugh. Adam, you’re in another room? Adam Cahill? Ugh.

Adam:
I could shout at her from another room.

Yvie:
Outside of the house. But other side of the house.

David:
You guys will be playing together, so maybe we’ll see some of that. William Murphy. Hello, sir.

William:
Hi, how are you? Hey, everybody.

David:
I’m very well. And may I ask how things are at the nuclear power plant?

William:
As excellent as ever.

David:
Good.

William:
How’s the clock you was talking about there? Still working?

Yvie:
So much enthusiasm.

David:
Yes, it is doing great.

William:
Good.

David:
William Murphy created this Stargate Universe clock for us. I have yet to do the countdown version, but I must at some point here.

William:
That would have some accuracy.

Adam:
What is this? A video for ants? We can’t see anything.

David:
Video for ants? What are you talking about?

Adam:
You’re pointing at this tiny, little, minuscule thing in the background. I can’t see.

David:
I’m talking with 60 of my closest friends in the live chat. I switched to a bigger screen so that they can see.

Adam:
Ah, it must be nice.

David:
Yes, it is. The joy of being in control. Jeremy Heiner.

Jeremy:
Hello.

David:
Dial the Gate moderator. Hello, sir.

Jeremy:
How you doing?

David:
I’m well. How is Phoenix?

Jeremy:
Ugh.

David:
Has it cracked 105 yet?

Jeremy:
Yes.

David:
OK.

Jeremy:
It’s terrible. Ugh.

Adam:
Hot. Wow.

David:
It’s currently 136.

Nicole:
What is that in Celsius?

David:
A lot.

Nicole:
Very helpful. Thank you, David.

Yvie:
Maybe 40 plus.

Jeremy:
It’d be 40, 45.

Adam:
It’s currently thunderstorming outside, folks.

David:
It is 58.

Jeff:
Holy cow.

David:
I saw that in 2008. Mr. Jeff Gulka, Reetou Charlie is joining us once again. Hello, sir.

Jeff
Hey.

David:
We are grateful to have you back.

Jeff:
Thank you.

David:
Jeff is gonna be hosting the first episode of Stargate Timekeepers. When is that coming up, Jeff?

Jeff:
Next weekend, I think.

David:
Is it really?

Nicole:
We need to get that practice on, Jeff.

David:
A week away.

Jeff:
I gotta start playing.

David:
Stargate Timekeepers Episode One. After we’re done, I can transfer the account to you. If you want to, we can get that done.

Jeff:
Bonne idée. [good idea]

David:
All right, absolutely. Did you say bonne idée?

Jeff:
Bonne idée, a Francais.

David:
Ah, si, si.

Nicole:
He breaks out the French sometimes.

David:
You almost said bunny way, which means sweet.

Allan:
That’s what I thought.

Nicole:
Stargate reference, Jeff. You’re already failing us.

David:
So, dialthegate.com has been loaded to bear with almost 20 planned episodes, including specials. Torri Higginson and Rachel Luttrell are gonna be joining us next Saturday just before Stargate Timekeepers. They have just confirmed with me.

Yvie:
Wow.

Jeremy:
Nice.

David:
Absolutely, go over to dialthegate.com and check it out. Rainbow, do you have the questions? Linda, I apologize.

Nicole:
You haven’t introduced me or Linda, David.

David:
I haven’t introduced Nicole?

Nicole:
No, you stopped at Jeff..

David:
Is that some kind of a Freudian slip?

Nicole:
You just hate me today.

David:
Nicole Rodriguez Galdo of Wormhole X-Tremists.

Adam:
Or maybe it was on purpose.

David:
No, it wasn’t.

Nicole:
Yes, thank you, Adam.

David:
So, how are you, Nicole?

Nicole:
The same as always. I got my tooth yanked the other day, so I’m in a lot of pain, so that’s great. It sucks. Jeff is one of my besties, ain’t that right? And we are Team Cool…

Jeff:
That’s true.

Yvie:
… and Legendary because that was apparently a common phrase in the game of Wheel of Fortune we played the other day on Xbox. Neither of us got the answer till the last letter and it was absolute crap. So, Team Cool and Legendary.

David:
There we go. Linda Fury, my producer, how are you?

Linda:
One week of school left before the kiddos are finished for the year. I’m this close to being really, really, really good.

David:
There you go. We’re gonna be seeing you at San Diego Comic-Con at the end of July.

Linda:
Yes.

David:
Dial the Gate has a panel there for celebrating the 30th anniversary of Stargate. I’m still working on the guest list, so we’ll see what happens. Rainbow, do you have the questions?

Rainbow:
I do.

David:
All right, man. Pretty much everybody submitted some questions for today’s round of trivia. I was up last night filling in the blanks, don’t you worry. The groups are Darren and Allan, Yvie and Adam, William and Jeremy, and Nicole and Jeff. Adam, the cats do not get to play, just so you know.

Adam:
I’m just making sure she doesn’t annoy the shit out of me.

David:
That’s all good. As before in previous games, I’ll reveal the order. Actually, that is the order I just said. If the group before you doesn’t get the answer right, the next group will have the option to steal. It would take the place of the question that they would get. If they get it wrong, their round is over. If they get it right, they’ve taken the points. You cannot take that point and then get another question. That would be your question.

Darren:
Got it.

David:
Rainbow’s gonna reorient himself here.

Rainbow:
OK. I’m trying to figure out, you’ll have to lead me through who and what. ‘Cause I can’t read some of these and I can read some of these.

David:
You can’t read them all?

Rainbow:
No, you said I can’t read some of them to people.

David:
Yes, for instance…

Rainbow:
Do I need to be cognizant of who’s paired with whom?

David:
Nope, I will announce them.

Rainbow:
And then I’m asking other people’s questions?

David:
The first question is going to go… Linda, you have the stat board?

Linda:
Yep.

David:
OK. The first question is going to go to Darren and Allan, so read a question that does not have Darren’s name.

Rainbow:
Perfs.

David:
For instance, yes.

Nicole:
Do you mean that Allan didn’t write any questions?

Darren:
Poor Allan.

David:
I am not going to rat anybody.

Darren:
Definitely submit those questions on time.

Allan:
I have been really busy, in my defense.

Nicole:
That’s fair Allan.

David:
There you go, and you’re also in the future, so that can cause some temporal issues.

Allan:
That’s right, it’s tomorrow already.

David:
There are gonna be eight rounds, maybe nine, it’ll depend on how quickly we go through them. Darren and Allan, round one.

Rainbow:
Let’s start right at the top. What does the Goa’uld word Orak mean in English? Orak, in English.

Darren:
Orak?

Allan:
I don’t recall that one.

David:
This is a Jeremy question, I believe.

Rainbow:
This is a Jeremy question.

David:
If you could read whose list you’re reading from.

Rainbow:
Who submitted them?

David:
My apologies, yes, that is Jeremy.

Darren:
Give him credit for stumping us, for sure.

Rainbow:
This is a Jeremy question.

Adam:
We know who to blame.

David:
Exactly.

Nicole:
Who are you, Jeremy?

Darren:
I’ve heard the word orak. Off the top of my head, I don’t know what it is, but I know that it’s probably an insult of some kind. There’s a good chance. What do you think?

Allan:
No, I’m thinking it’s not an insult.

Darren:
No?

Allan:
It doesn’t sound like an insult. Usually there’s an inflection with the Goa’uld words if it’s an insult.

David:
This is very interesting.

Allan:
But I could be completely wrong. Any hints? Do we know which sort of season it was first said in?

David:
Orak.

Rainbow:
Season Eight.

David:
OK, I guess we’re giving a hint. We are setting precedent.

Darren:
The hint is Season Eight?

David:
Ten more seconds.

Rainbow:
Don’t know if that helps you in any way.

Darren:
Boom, boom, boom, boom.

Allan:
Not something like smart ass or something, is it?

William:
Do like the Spelling Bee; use the word in a sentence.

Jeremy:
Am I stumping Mr. GateWorld himself?

Jeff:
Snap.

Rainbow:
Don’t tell David, but my Jaffa knowledge is a little shaky when it comes to the language. I don’t even have a guess.

Nicole:
We have hope, guys. We have hope.

David:
Yvie and Adam, do you wanna steal?

Adam:
I’ve got no idea.

Yvie:
No thank you.

David:
Jeremy, what’s the answer?

Jeremy:
It means unspeakable. It’s referring to Kull warriors.

David:
Did you know you submitted this question twice Jeremy? You submitted it last time and you submitted it this time.

Jeremy:
Yep.

Adam:
He really wanted to make sure it got read.

Darren:
It’s a great question. It’s a hard question.

Jeremy:
I love naming my evil characters Orak.

Nicole:
That was nice and mean. I loved it.

David:
Now, we’re gonna have Yvie and Adam, their turn is up.

Yvie:
And apparently Freya the cat.

David:
But she doesn’t get to play.

Adam:
Try and keep her off the table.

Rainbow:
Then I will move down. This will be Nicole’s question.

Yvie:
Oh god.

Nicole:
Mine aren’t that mean.

David:
It reads, “SG-1 Major Davis has a distinct new feature in the two-part Season Eight finale, “Moebius.” What is this feature?”

Yvie:
Mustache?

Adam:
Is it a mustache?

Rainbow:
That is correct.

Nicole:
This is the one I submitted last time.

Adam:
Yay.

Jeff:
That was a very nice one.

Nicole:
It was.

Jeff:
The Goa’uld word for mustache, eh?

Allan:
We get the hard ones Darren.

Rainbow:
Not my fault. I’m just going in weird order.

Nicole:
It’s not Rainbow’s fault.

David:
That’s funny. The chat’s playing along, so there we go, guys. Next, we have William and Jeremy.

Rainbow:
I guess you’ll get a Jeff question.

Jeff:
Ooh.

David:
Is that right? It’s Jeff. Jeff has been rewatching the show, or watching it for the first time all the way through.

Nicole:
He just finished Atlantis.

Jeremy:
Atlantis is awesome.

Rainbow:
The question reads, “What does King Arkhan I rename Ojen fruit to be in ‘It’s Good To Be King?'” I guess that’s the name of the episode.

William:
It would be.

Rainbow:
What does King Arkhan rename Ojen fruit to be in the episode “It’s Good To Be King?”

Jeremy:
That’s the episode with Maybourne.

William:
That was the last one. I could talk everything else about it except for Ojen fruit.

Jeremy:
Snap.

Nicole:
I thought this was gonna be easy, Jeff?

Rainbow:
It’s not Ojen fruit anymore.

William:
Previously known as Ojen fruit, or as it likes to be known now as just “the fruit.”

Yvie:
The fruit.

Jeremy:
What I remember about that episode is the puddle jumper.

William:
Puddle jumper.

Darren:
Taking out the Ha’tak.

William:
Anyways, it’s not a waste of time. I will defer to you for an absolute smart-alecky response if you have one.

Jeremy:
No clue.

William:
It’s gonna be something silly.

Nicole:
It’s very silly.

William:
I got nothing.

Adam:
Hey, where did David just go?

David:
Sorry.

Adam:
There he is.

David:
I’m trying to switch my cameras around.

William:
I got nothing, nothing at all. I know everything.

Nicole:
We thought this would be an easier one.

Yvie:
I know this one.

David:
Nicole and Jeff can’t steal because that’s their questions. Jeff, what’s the answer?

Jeff:
The answer, it’s a combination of two fruits, guava and mango.

Allan:
I can’t remember the fruits.

Jeff:
So, he called it Guango.

Allan:
Guango.

William:
The tip of my tongue.

Nicole:
Daniel’s idea.

Jeremy:
Great question.

David:
Very good. Nicole and Jeff.

Nicole:
Oh, God.

David:
the next round is yours.

Rainbow:
These are some crazy deep questions. You guys are like, “This is easy, easy.” No, this is gonna be Yvie also, this next question. That Freudian slip. All right, let’s do this. Yvie’s question is, “What kind of car did Rodney buy Jenny, or Jeannie, as an apology for getting her captured in the episode ‘Miller’s Crossing?'”

Nicole:
Jeff, you’ve seen this episode sooner than I have.

Jeff:
We both talked about it. You can handle this.

Nicole:
No, I can’t handle this. I don’t remember the car.

Jeff:
Don’t let the trivia press get to you.

David:
Model of car.

Nicole
Jeff, please tell me you remember.

Jeff:
I do not.

Nicole:
Wow.

Jeff:
You know what? I probably watched it in the last 30 days.

Nicole:
I know, which is why I’m really salty at you right now. This is gonna tear apart our friendship.

Jeff:
You said you could never be mad at me, so this is really gonna test.

William:
That escalated quickly.

Nicole:
You know what? Aren’t they a really big free family? A bunch of fun-loving, vegetarian, nice people? So, I’m gonna say a Prius.

Jeff:
I’m gonna back her up on this, ’cause I have no idea.

Rainbow:
That is a wild guess. It is absolutely right.

Jeff:
What?

Rainbow:
Yay!

Adam:
Unbelievable.

Nicole:
Oh, my God.

Adam:
You needed a make and model, didn’t you?

David:
Nicole, you don’t have Google in front of you, do you?

Nicole:
No, I don’t. Maybe it was buried in my Stargate Atlantis knowledge, ’cause I’ve seen it so many times.

David:
I suspect so.

Jeff:
It is Stargate Google.

Darren:
I didn’t know the answer, but as soon as you said Prius, I knew it was right.

Nicole:
Wow.

Rainbow:
Sherlock Holmes of deductions.

Nicole:
Jeff, thank you for your support. High five through the camera.

Rainbow:
Amazing.

Nicole:
Thank you, Rainbow.

David:
That’s right. Absolutely.

Jeremy:
Great show.

Yvie:
Good job.

David:
Darren and Allan, round two.

Allan:
OK, let’s do it.

Darren:
All right, get on board.

Rainbow:
So, you will get a question from Adam.

Adam:
Hey.

Rainbow:
It reads, “In the episode “Time” on Stargate Universe, what movie does Dr. Rush quote before stepping through the malfunctioning Stargate?”

Adam:
This was from last quiz night. Even I’ve forgotten the answer.

Darren:
Looks like William knows it.

Allan:
My SGU isn’t the best, Darren.

Darren:
What’s that?

Allan:
My SGU isn’t the best. It’s been a long time since I’ve seen that episode and I cannot remember.

Jeff:
I remember it.

Darren:
William knows it for sure. Can I see you sign something?

Allan:
Either that or he’s having a mini stroke, I’m not sure.

Darren:
I believe it’s Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.

Rainbow:
That is right.

Allan:
Yes, well done.

Rainbow:
Well done. That was great.

William:
What was the quote, though?

Rainbow:
I don’t know.

Allan:
The bit just before they jump off the cliff type thing, that quote.

Jeff:
“I thought we were gonna be in trouble there for a moment.”

David:
“For a moment there I thought we were in trouble.”

William:
That’s one of my favorite moments in the entire seasons.

David:
There are very few times where he’s playful and light.

Nicole:
Right before death. It’s one of the worst moments in the show and he’s like, “Ah, hell with it.”

William:
In my opinion, that was his “Before I Sleep” moment, like with Rodney, where in the alternate timeline, he actually was a decent guy.

David:
All right.

Rainbow:
Wow. You guys are impressing me at every turn.

David:
Yvie and Adam.

Nicole:
Thank you.

Rainbow:
Yvie and Adam, all right.

Yvie:
We got this, we got this.

Rainbow:
Next on the list is a question from Linda.

Nicole:
I love when William does that.

Rainbow:
It goes, “In the SG-1 episode ‘The Curse,’ a number of the characters are named after characters from a certain comic book series. What is the name of the comic book series in question?”

Adam:
I don’t even know the episode.

Rainbow:
The episode is “The Curse.”

Yvie:
“The Curse.”

Rainbow:
There’s a bunch of character that are named after comic book characters from a comic book series.

Adam:
Someone please jog my memory what the episode’s about…

Darren:
Sarah Gardner turns into Osiris.

Nicole:
It’s Osiris.

Adam:
Sorry, it’s…

Linda:
The first one with Osiris.

Yvie:
We just watched this on Wormhole X-treme and I’m pretty sure I mentioned it once or twice during the broadcast and I can’t remember what it is.

David:
I don’t remember.

Nicole:
You overdo the research, Yvie. You’ve got too much in there.

Yvie:
I know. Comics, comics, comics. It wasn’t the Avengers…

Nicole:
I remember you telling me and I don’t even remember.

Adam:
Is it Marvel or DC or something like that?

David:
Come on. You can’t ask that.

Jeff:
Probably.

Adam:
I’m just spit balling with Yvie.

Rainbow:
It is absolutely marvelous.

Yvie:
I don’t remember. I don’t even know who deals with which.

Rainbow:
It is Marvel or DC.

David:
Jeremy and William, do you wanna steal?

Jeremy:
No clue.

David:
William and William?

William:
I don’t know.

David:
OK. What’s the answer? Linda?

Rainbow:
The answer…

Linda:
Green Lantern.

Jeremy:
… Green Lantern.

Yvie:
Green Lantern.

David:
Look, Darren’s got one.

Adam:
Not a comic book person, I’m sorry.

David:
Didn’t know you were a fan. All right.

Nicole:
I love that.

David:
OK, very good. So, William and Jeremy.

Rainbow:
Here’s side trivia. When I was doing Stargate, I was approached by DC to read for the Green Lantern for a Justice League movie that they were planning to do.

Yvie:
Wow.

Jeff:
Nice. Awesome.

William:
Pretty cool.

David:
That’s cool, man.

Nicole:
I would love to see that.

Rainbow:
Sidebar random trivia.

Jeff:
Use it for next time.

Adam:
Quick, write that down. Write that down.

Nicole:
In one of our Atlantis streams.

Jeremy:
You would’ve made a great Green Lantern, Rainbow.

Rainbow:
I would’ve. I still will. I’ve gotta go on a diet, but I would do it.

Jeremy:
I feel that.

Darren:
For the voiceover.

Rainbow:
I would do it. I could do the animated, absolutely. All right. Who’s next?

David:
Next up is William and Jeremy, I believe.

Rainbow:
All right. You’re gonna get a question from our very own David Read. Pick a number from one to six, David.

David:
Four.

Rainbow:
One, two, three, four. All right. The question reads, “Dale Volker is diagnosed with what illness in ‘Hope?'”

David:
SGU question.

Nicole:
This is the best question that could’ve gone to William, I think.

William:
Jeremy, he has kidney failure?

Jeremy:
I think so, ’cause he had to get a transplant.

David:
What’s the term?

Jeremy:
Cys-cysterosis? No, it’s like cystic rosacea.

William:
But that’s liver. It was an actual condition beyond his kidney failure.

David:
I thought it was kidney failure too and then I looked up, there’s a term that’s used. I don’t know if this is the same thing or not.

Darren:
I think it’s pretty close to synonymous.

David:
Is it?

Nicole:
Yeah.

Darren:
I’m not a medical doctor.

Rainbow:
I’ve played one twice, but I’m not one.

Nicole:
I played him on TV.

David:
I don’t know where your reen is in your body, but it’s late-stage renal failure.

Nicole:
Isn’t it renal failure?

David:
So, is that kidney? There’s something in the kidney called a renal?

Nicole:
Renal.

Darren:
I think your renal system is your kidneys.

Nicole:
I’d say give it.

David:
I will give them that one, Rainbow.

William:
Renal failure also is kidney failure.

David:
There we go. Then why didn’t they call it that? Are they trying to pretend they’re smart?

William:
It’s fancy. Renal failure’s fancy.

Rainbow:
‘Cause it’s way sexier to say renal failure.

David:
There we go.

Rainbow:
Way sexier.

David:
Alrighty, yes.

Darren:
You’re in cardiac arrest, not in heart arrest.

Rainbow:
I feel like you are a medical doctor.

David:
Fills it right in. Very good, guys. Nicole and Jeff.

Nicole:
Jeff. Dear, oh, dear.

Rainbow:
All right, who’s next?

David:
Nicole and Jeff.

Nicole:
Me and Jeff.

David:
This’ll end round two.

Rainbow:
Let’s give a question from Linda then. “In early seasons of SG-1, Daniel had two different screensavers on the computer in his lab. Try to name either of them.” You just gotta get one of them, apparently, for this one.

Nicole:
Isn’t it the dancing Egyptians that are going like that?

David:
That’s right.

Nicole:
Jeff, did you know that?

Jeff:
Nope, but I believe you.

Rainbow:
I know this, that is correct. It’s a recall to the Bangles’ Walk Like an Egyptian.

David:
That’s correct. What was the other one?

Nicole:
We’re crushing it.

David:
Anyone have it? Anyone know it? It’s fairly obvious.

Darren:
There’s the spinning SGC logo.

David:
That’s it.

Rainbow:
Nailed it.

Adam:
I would’ve guessed the Microsoft pipe screensavers from Windows 95.

Nicole:
I like that I remember the more positive one.

David:
Nicole!

Rainbow:
Nicole. I loved that one.

Linda:
Nicole and Jeff are in the lead now with two points.

Jeff:
Woo-hoo.

Allan:
They’re getting the easy questions.

Yvie:
Good job, guys.

Rainbow:
Here’s some more trivia, that screensaver with the pipes from… Which Windows was it? Would’ve been like…

Adam:
Windows 98 or something?

David:
Were you asked to voice the pipes in an audition?

Rainbow:
That screensaver was used as one of the very complicated shirts from Dan Flashes “I Think You Should Leave.”

Nicole:
I had no idea. That’s very cool.

David:
I loved that screensaver. That’s the thing that I miss about modern displays, the screensavers were cool. Now we don’t need them anymore.

Nicole:
No. Or now it’s just a nice landscape, “Oh here’s a picture.”

Rainbow:
But it’s pictures of my girlfriend mad at me flashing with…

David:
There you go.

William:
You used to go to Circuit City and buy screensaver software. I had the Star Trek X game screensaver.

Rainbow:
Someone made about a trillion dollars off of that aquarium screensaver. That was sold.

Linda:
I got that.

David:
There is a certain actor in the SG pantheon hose phone lock screen is his partner’s bare breasts.

Yvie:
That’s classy. That is classy.

Rainbow:
That’s gotta be Chris.

David:
Oh geez. OK. This is on me. Darren and Allan. Are we at Darren and Allan yet?

Rainbow:
You get a Nicole question.

David:
Hello, cat.

Rainbow:
What is the name given to the human side of the human-Goa’uld hybrid in the SG-1 episode “Resurrection?”

Darren:
You’re gonna have to hit us again.

Rainbow:
What is the name given to the human side of the human-Goa’uld hybrid in the SG-1 episode named “Resurrection?”

Darren:
The human side?

Rainbow:
Yeah.

Darren:
The hybrid. OK, Allan.

Allan:
No.

Darren:
You’re up.

Allan:
No.

Darren:
Do I have this one? Is that a steel trap of yours?

Allan:
No. No. No.

David:
Don’t think he’s got it.

Allan:
No, don’t got it.

Darren:
All right, I’m pretty sure her name is Anna.

Rainbow:
Her name is absolutely Anna.

Allan:
Excellent. Well done, Darren.

David:
Darren! Who wrote that episode?

Darren:
Michael Shanks.

Rainbow:
Jeff.

David:
Michael Shanks. Anthony is referring to Khalek. Khalek came later. Shanks wrote that one. Amanda directed.

Rainbow:
That’s amazing.

Darren:
That was Amanda’s directorial debut.

David:
Yvie and Adam.

Yvie:
All right, all right. We got this.

Rainbow:
Yvie and Adam get a Jeff question?

Adam:
Partially written by Nicole.

David:
Well played.

Nicole:
I’ll tell you if it’s Jeff’s or not ’cause Jeff did lead on two pretty well.

Rainbow:
What was the species name that created the AI device that was under the ocean in Stargate Atlantis Season Five Episode “Remnants?”

Nicole:
Jeff, you’re so cruel. This was Jeff’s.

Jeff:
I can give a slight hint if you need it.

Yvie:
Wow.

Rainbow:
What was the species name that created the AI device that was under the ocean in the Atlantis Season Five Episode “Remnants?”

Adam:
I don’t even remember the episode.

Jeff:
I’ll give you a hint ’cause I have nice memories.

Rainbow:
It’s Season Five and everything after Season Two was garbage.

Jeff:
There’s an episode where people were hallucinating. Sheppard hallucinated that he got his hand chopped off by Kolya. Robert Picardo was seeing a girl that he thought he was gonna go on a date with but she wasn’t real.

David:
That’s right.

Yvie:
The Australian.

David:
Chloe’s mother. That’s right.

Jeff:
So, who created that device? The species reveal themselves at the very end of the episode.

Adam:
It sounds really similar to an answer to one of my questions.

Nicole:
Then just say it.

Adam:
Then it’s gonna get spoiled if I answer it ’cause I’m pretty sure it’s gonna be similar.

David:
Let’s hold that off.

Adam:
I wanna say the answer ’cause I think that’s what it is, but I’m pretty sure they used the same name. Really similar to that.

David:
Do you wanna spoil it or do you wanna lose the question that you submitted?

Adam:
I’ll lose the question I submitted but…

David:
What’s the letter? What does it start with?

Adam:
U.

David:
No.

Adam:
No?

David:
No. It’s the same number of syllables but it’s not the same. William and Jeremy.

William:
Five seconds to go.

David:
Do you wanna steal it?

William:
I have no idea.

Jeremy:
No clue.

David:
OK, all right. Jeff, what’s the answer?

Jeff:
The answer is the Sekkari. There it is.

Yvie:
I wouldn’t have got that.

Nicole:
You’re a monster ’cause he just watched it so he was like, “I know a good question.”

William:
That’s a one-and-done species right there.

David:
There you go.

Yvie:
That was a good one, Jeff.

David:
A lot of the cooler ones were one and done.

Jeff:
Nicole told me we were supposed to be hard with these questions so we’d win.

Nicole:
No, I did not. That’s total bull.

David:
Reach across the country and hit him. All right.

Rainbow:
Did I come back? Oh, is that the one where he imagined that I was there?

David:
That was the beginning of Season Five. That was “Search and Rescue.” But very close.

Nicole:
It was a different thing. You’re in Season Five, so it got better.

David:
Sure was. All right, William and Jeremy.

Jeremy:
Sweet.

Rainbow:
William and Jeremy? A good old David Read question. Pick a number that isn’t four from one to ten or whatever.

David:
Start at the top of the list and work your way down.

Rainbow:
The top? All right.

David:
Keep it less confusing for you, because as we get denser into this…

Rainbow:
I’m good. When you include Earth, how many planets are covered by the Asgard Protected Planets Treaty? It’s more than three.

William:
The ones we’ve seen on the show…

David:
Three are technically shown if you include Earth.

William:
Earth…

David:
That we know of.

William:
Earth, K’Tau, and Cimmeria would be the three that would pop off my head.

Rainbow:
But I’m saying it’s more than three.

William:
In “Thor’s Hammer,” did he throw a number out?

David:
No, it was thrown out in “New Order.”

William:
In “New Order.” That’s off by about six seasons then.

David:
Yep. Elizabeth asks, Daniel.

Jeremy:
I don’t feel like it wasn’t that many.

Nicole:
Thank you, Torri Higginson, for confirming the number that we are not remembering.

William:
I wanna say 28 because that would be the number of known galaxies that Krypton knows in Superman. That’d be a funny reference. Or something like 13. I don’t know. Jeremy, you pick. Those are my two guesses.

Jeremy:
See, I was thinking something small like six. It could be. Go for it, if you have a real vibe.

David:
Nicole and Jeff, do you have the answer?

Nicole:
Definitely not.

Jeff:
Mm-mm.

William:
Let’s guess. Jeremy, give a number. Give a number.

David:
Give a guess.

Jeremy:
Six.

William:
Six, final answer.

David:
Rainbow?

Rainbow:
No, it’s not six, but that Superman answer was very, very close. The answer is 27.

Nicole:
I actually thought it was 27. I just didn’t want to guess.

Rainbow:
That was wild.

Yvie:
God.

Nicole:
William, I would’ve said we should’ve given that to you if you got that.

Rainbow:
I said that in the back of my head, but I don’t know the rules of this thing.

William:
That’s funny.

David:
Very close. Nicole and Jeff?

Rainbow:
Wow, OK. Nicole and Jeff now?

David:
Yep.

Rainbow:
You get a Darren question.

Darren:
I didn’t know Nicole was gonna get my questions. I would’ve sent in a lot harder questions.

Jeff:
Yes, that sounds good for us.

Rainbow:
The Kull Warriors have genetically engineered bodies which are animated by an ancient technology called Telchak’s Device, but what keeps these creatures alive day to day?

Jeff:
You got this, Nicole. Breathe. Don’t let the trivia pressure get to you. You got this.

David:
I plugged this question into the system and I don’t even remember the answer.

Rainbow:
The Kull Warriors have genetically engineered bodies which are animated by an ancient technology called Telchak’s Device, but what keeps these creatures alive day to day? It’s not a Rice Crispy Square.

Jeff:
Nicole, are they in suits? Is it the suits?

Yvie:
I feel like it’s some sort of adrenaline, or something, that’s put into them because they can barely live. I don’t remember the official term. I can barely remember half the drugs these characters have to be on to live. All I can think is Tretonin. I’m just like, “Ugh!” I mean, they don’t have a symbiote 100% of the time.

William:
I was hoping you were gonna say, “Can’t remember the drugs you’re on.”

Nicole:
I can’t remember the drugs. I’m on paracetamol. Shoot. Jeff, you got any idea? You wanna guess?

Jeff:
My only idea was the suits. I don’t know.

Nicole:
Very not helpful if you ask me. Sorry.

Linda:

I know the answer Jack O’Neill would give.

Nicole:
Rainbow, I do apologize. Can you ask me one more time so my brain…

David:
I don’t think that’s gonna help her, but OK.

Rainbow:
The Kull Warriors have genetically engineered bodies which are animated by an ancient technology called Telchak’s Device, but what keeps these creatures alive from day to day?

Nicole:
OK, crap. Isn’t the suit some sort of stasis chamber or something? I don’t remember. Isn’t there something in there that does… OK, Jeff, what do I say?

Jeff:
Maybe it’s just the suit. I don’t know.

Nicole:
Suit? The suit does something? The suit…

David:
We have to move on.

Nicole:
Sorry, I’m gonna say a guess. The blood of a Goa’uld queen.

David:
OK, Darren, what’s the answer?

Darren:
There’s no steal ’cause we’re next. It’s a Goa’uld symbiote.

William:
It’s just the symbiote.

Darren:
And I believe those symbiotes are brainwashed.

William:
They were blank slated.

Yvie:
The blank slates.

Nicole:
Can I say, I knew that, I didn’t think that was the answer.

David:
Here’s the scapegoat question for the show. OK, there we go.

Rainbow:
That’s the rub, kid. Sorry.

Nicole:
Wow, sorry. OK, interesting. Dammit.

David:
She took the high road. I was not suspecting that. All righty then.

Nicole:
What high road? David, you gotta have more faith in me.

David:
“It’s not fair. It’s not fair.”

Nicole:
It’s not fair, daddy. I would like a pretty pony now, daddy.

David:
All right, Darren and Allan.

Rainbow:
Darren and Allan get an Yvie question. In the SG-1 episode “Need,” Daniel becomes addicted to the sarcophagus. What is the name of the princess who manipulates him during his time on the planet?

David:
There’s an early SG-1 season question for you, Allan.

Allan:
I know. I can picture her face and everything. I cannot think of her name.

David:
And her hat that looks like a great big half-bitten, half-eaten ice cream cone.

Allan:
And her old, ugly father.

Rainbow:
I was like, “Oh, the half-dog-eaten ice cream face.”

Allan:
No, I can’t think of it. I can probably remember everything about that episode except her name.

Nicole:
Don’t you dare, Darren.

Darren:
Don’t I dare what?

Nicole:
I know it’s in there.

David:
Darren, what is it?

Darren:
It’s in there somewhere. I know her dad’s name.

Nicole:
We’ve been saved.

Darren:
I’m thinking of later princesses, but it’s not her. I know the name of the princess from “Touchstone.” Can we make it that?

David:
Lamo.

Yvie:
No. Interchangeable.

Rainbow:
There is a caveat to it though. It says, “Interchangeable princesses.”

Nicole:
Given that Darren wrote the Stargate wiki, I’m gonna say don’t give him that.

Darren:
Allan, this is in your wheelhouse.

Allan:
No. I can tell you almost everything else about that episode except her name.

David:
All right, Yvie, what’s the answer?

Darren:
Tell me about the episode.

Yvie:
I believe it is Shyla.

Darren:
Shyla.

David:
Scheiße. All right, Yvie and Adam.

Adam:
I think we’ve made all these questions far too hard for each other to answer.

David:
The chat’s digging it.

Yvie:
That’s OK.

Nicole:
Bullying each other.

David:
The chat’ having a good time.

Yvie:
That’s the vibe.

Adam:
Something that sounds easy, Rainbow, please.

Nicole:
No, Rainbow, Yvie won last time.

Adam:
Please, I beg.

David:
She did win the last time.

Rainbow:
Here’s the thing. I honestly don’t know what’s easy or hard. These are all Greek to me, and I speak a bit of Greek, and they’re still hard for me.

David:
That’s why we select actors.

Rainbow:
I just read the scripts when I get to work.

David:
They tell me where to stand and I say what they want me to say.

Rainbow:
If these are Ford questions, we’re good. But anything else… all right, what did Stargate Command do to prevent the gate from shaking? What did Stargate Command do to prevent the gate from shaking? Apparently, there was an issue with gate shaking that was going on at Stargate Command.

Nicole:
It got its groove on too hard.

Adam:
I don’t know what the exact answer is, the question’s pretty cool.

Rainbow:
They did something that prevented the gate from shaking. Moving forward, there was less shaking.

Yvie:
So, I know they had the clamps.

Adam:
They had those stabilizers.

Yvie:
They had the clamps.

Adam:
But then because they’re not using a DHD, that was, I think, the reason given for why it was shaking or something along those lines…

Yvie:
They needed to compensate for planetary drift.

Adam:
Or something like that, for whatever reason.

David:
This is something much more local.

Yvie:
Much more local?

David:
Like a big, shaking piece of technology local.

Adam:
I don’t know what the word for it is.

Yvie:
I just know that they have the clamps.

Adam:
I know they’ve got those big clamps.

David:
There’s some science involved with the answer.

Adam:
They probably did something with the dialing computers, some sort of maths within the dialing computer.

David:
William and Jeremy, do you wanna steal it?

William:
Absolutely. I wanna actually reenact the scene because this is the first episode of Stargate I ever watched. Rainbow critiqued me as an actor. “When we first dialed the gate, it used to shake a lot.” “Because then we installed frequency dampeners.”

Rainbow:
That was super subtle.

Adam:
We were close. We were close.

Yvie:
That was great.

Rainbow:
The specific phrase was frequency dampeners in “Solitudes.”

David:
Rainbow, what happens when you dial your own phone number? Wrong person to ask.

William:
Wrong person to ask.

David:
William, what happens when you dial your own phone number?

William:
You get a busy signal.

Nicole:
One of the best lines in the show.

Adam:
Oh my God, I can hear Yvie laughing from over here.

Darren:
We were watching this with our kids a couple years ago.

Yvie:
I can hear you laughing now.

Darren:
We had to pause and explain to them, “Back in the ’90s when you dialed your own phone number, you would get this thing called a busy signal.”

William:
I love that, Darren, because in a show about dematerializing people and sending them through a subspace wormhole and this and that, you have to explain the technobabble.

Darren:
That’s the part that doesn’t hold up.

David:
William and Jeremy successfully stole.

Rainbow:
William, that acting was… It needed frequency dampeners. It’s a little shaky. It’s a little shaky.

David:
Don’t give up your day job at the nuclear power plant.

Rainbow:
It was pretty good. It was pretty good. It was pretty good.

Linda:
We’ve got a three-way tie at this point.

Rainbow:
All the subtlety of a train wreck. It was great.

David:
Jeez, man. All right, Nicole and Jeff.

Nicole:
Oh, crap.

Jeff:
Oh, boy.

David:
Last one for round four and then we’ll get a point tally.

Rainbow:
Nicole and Jeff, you’re gonna get, I think it’s only fitting you get a David Read question. That’s a good one. I don’t know what this means, but let’s do it. What name did McKay give Sheppard while drinking beer on the pier of Atlantis?

Nicole:
Fudge.

Rainbow:
That’s perfect, that’s what I like to see.

David:
Ugh, my heart warms.

Jeff:
It was a good scene; I remember the scene.

Nicole:
That was a very good scene. He forgets his name because it’s the shrine, it’s a great episode.

Yvie:
Ooh, I think I actually know what it is.

Nicole:
Crap. I feel like I have three or four names floating in my head that I’m trying to remember.

Rainbow:
That’s funny.

Nicole:
Jeff, you watched this episode recently, what have you got?

Jeff:
I did. If you say something it might jog my memory.

Nicole:
Is it Jim?

Yvie:
Like the answer?

Adam:
We can just throw Stargate words at you all day if you like. Wormhole.

Nicole:
I know he calls him Perk when he’s being too flirty with Jeannie, but it’s not that. What is it called?

Rainbow:
Naquadah. Is that helping?

Nicole:
Adam, I’m gonna come over to Australia and stick my foot up your ass.

Adam:
How dare you! Come on, come at me, let’s go.

Nicole:
OK. Geoff, please… I can picture it. He’s like, “thanks,” he’s thinking.

David:
Give me an answer, guys, come on.

Jeff:
Throw something out, Nicole, you got it, I believe in you.

Nicole:
I just said Jim, I just said Tom. I don’t know, everything ending with an M is hard for me.

Jeff:
Pick one, pick one.

Nicole:
Jim. Fudge it.

David:
Darren and Allan, do you have the answer?

Allan:
No, I don’t, but it’s definitely not Jim because that’s what Daniel says to Jack when he comes back.

Nicole:
That’s why I thought Jim, that’s where my brain went. God dammit.

Allan:
If you would’ve asked me that question, I would’ve got it right. No, I don’t know what it is.

David:
Darren?

Darren:
“You’re a good friend. Arthur.”

David:
They steal.

Yvie:
Yes, Arthur.

Nicole:
Jeff, I’m so disappointed in you right now.

Allan:
OK Jim.

David:
Linda, what are the totals?

Linda:
That question just put Darren and Allan in the lead with three points.

Allan:
And I haven’t answered one correctly yet.

David:
We still have a few more to go.

Darren:
You got the back half of the game, I’m done.

David:
OK. Geez.

Linda:
William and Jeremy, and Nicole and Geoff are both tied at two and Yvie and Adam have one.

David:
OK. All right, round two.

Nicole:
Husband and wife duo, leading the way.

David:
Round five. That was a Darren and Allan.

Adam:
This is rigged.

David:
Wow, OK then. Very good.

Nicole:
Against the Cahills, the Cake Hills, as Yvie and Adam.

Adam:
Let’s see if Yvie and Adam can turn it around. The next question is theirs.

Rainbow:
This will be a Darren question. SGU’s first season ends with Destiny’s invasion by the Lucian Alliance. What is the name of their ruthless leader?

Adam:
Shit. I can see her face.

Yvie:
That’s not it.

Rainbow:
There is a hint, though. There is a further hint if you need it.

Adam:
Yes, please, dear God.

Nicole:
No, no.

Yvie:
I don’t remember, sorry.

Adam:
We’re behind, Nicole, have some…

Nicole:
Rainbow, it’s your call. Yvie won last time, just saying.

Rainbow:
No, it’s just the clue will be the actress that played the role.

Nicole:
That’s not even a clue.

Rainbow:
There you go then. All right, so I will repeat it. SGU’s first season ends with Destiny’s invasion by the Lucian Alliance. What is the name of their ruthless leader, who was played by Rhona Mitra?

Nicole:
Beautiful woman.

Adam:
I think it starts with a K or something.

William:
Great character. Ugh.

David:
She was great.

Adam:
I can see her face, I can even hear her voice, but I can’t remember the name.

Yvie:
I don’t know, I’m not gonna be any help here at all. I know exactly who it is but I can’t remember the name. Nope, I pass.

Nicole:
I actually think you really deserve it, Adam, I’m sorry.

Darren:
I can see William stealing this, that’s all I can see. William, it’s you.

Yvie:
He looks like he’s really eager to answer this one.

Nicole:
I want to steal it.

William:
I don’t even know if it’s my turn to steal? I don’t know.

David:
It is.

William:
Kiva.

David:
He’s got it.

Jeremy:
Woo!

Adam:
I said it began with a K.

Nicole:
I always get Jewel Staite’s character, where she body swaps with Neeva Casol, confused with Kiva from Universe and my brain always goes to the Kiva.

Darren:
Didn’t either.

Jeremy:
I remember the guy who replaced her in Season Two.

David:
That’s it. All right, Nicole and Jeff.

Jeff:
We got this. We’ve got this.

Rainbow:
Will get a Jeremy question.

Nicole:
I’m OK… no, I’m not OK with that. Jeremy’s kinda mean. But I love you, Jeremy.

Rainbow:
This question’s terrible.

Nicole:
No, no, be mean, bully me, Rainbow, I’m OK with it.

Adam:
Jesus.

Rainbow:
All right. Little known fact, there are lyrics to the Stargate SG-1 theme song.

Nicole:
I know this one.

Rainbow:
Give us the lyrics and you get a little bonus if you sing them to us.

Jeff:
You got this, Nicole.

Nicole:
Jeff and I sang it the day we met. Jeff sat there and watched me try and sing it at Gatecon. OK. <<Stargate, it’s a great big world>>

David:
No, no, no, start over, actually do it.

Jeff:
You can do it.

Nicole:
You want me to start singing the intro? All of it?
Jeremy:
Do it, do it, do it.

Jeff:
Do it, do it, do it.

Nicole:
<<Da, da, da, da, da, da. Stargate, it’s a great big world>>

Rainbow:
Perfect.

Yvie:
Hold on a sec… Oh my god, hold on.

Jeff:
Got it.

Nicole:
Oh my god, I forgot the middle part. What’s the middle part? What’s the middle part? Can I sing most of it, and get 99% of it right?

Rainbow:
I really wanna see you commit to it, that’s all.

Nicole:
<<Step inside>>

Jeff:
Me too, me too.

Nicole:
<<Step inside to another world, they call it Stargate. It’s a great big>>, and I forgot the next word. <<You can go outside and go quite far and you don’t need a car or even a ship. There’s Colonel O’Neill and Carter and Daniel and Teal’c. Look out for that Goa’uld>> I hated that part.

David:
You got it.

Rainbow:
I don’t know if I have any influence, but that feels like full points.

Jeremy:
She gets it.

David:
Absolutely.

Linda:
I’m giving her full points.

William:
Where did that come from?

Jeremy:
That was commentary.

Darren:
That was DVD commentary.

David:
Which episode is it?

Jeremy:
I don’t know the episode, but I’ve seen the YouTube video.

David:
It’s in Season Four.

Darren:
It’s early Season Four and I think it’s with Peter DeLuise. So, it might be “Window of Opportunity.”

David:
Yep, for sure.

Allan:
It was written by M and M, Joe Mallozzi and Paul Mullie.

Yvie:
Mullie. That’s what I thought.

David:
Not the rap artist.

Darren:
That might be on the “Window of Opportunity” commentary.

David:
It’s not.

Nicole:
Thank you for giving me that, Rainbow. I appreciate it.

Allan:
I appreciated it as well, watching Nicole cringe was…

David:
That was great, Nicole.

Nicole:
Look, I sang that when I was nine and I was so proud of myself. Then I got older and I was like, “Wow, I was really cringy. No wonder I got bullied at school.”

Jeremy:
Rock star.

William:
The trick is to embrace the cringe.

David:
Well done. We have got Darren and Allan:

Allan:
Bringing it home.

Rainbow:
Allan, I think it’s only fair we give you a Nicole question.

Allan:
We’ve had like three Nicole questions already.

Nicole:
Mine aren’t hard.

Allan:
Good. Make it an easy one.

Rainbow:
Hang on, let’s give you an…

Allan:
Easy one.

Nicole:
Mine aren’t hard. Rainbow, just give them one of mine. Mine aren’t that hard, I think.

David:
Give them one of me. I’ve got 10 or 12.

Rainbow:
You’ve do so many.

David:
I do. I wonder why?

Allan:
OK, here’s a good one. Here’s what should be a lob, I’m not sure. No idea, to be honest. Which American talk show is referenced at the end of the episode called “Emancipation?”

Yvie:
Aw.

Nicole:
I wish I had this one.

Yvie:
Me too.

Nicole:
Maybe you can steal it.

David:
This is about the lowest-hanging fruit you can get.

Rainbow:
That’s what I was asking for. I thought that this would be…

Nicole:
And I wanna say that Darren knows everything.

David:
Come on, Allan.

Rainbow:
Which American talk show is referenced at the end of Emancipation?

Darren:
One of early Teal’c’s most famous lines.

Allan:
If it’s a Teal’c line…

David:
Come on, Allan.

Allan:
Everyone knows the episode. Is it Oprah? Yeah, it’s Oprah.

Rainbow:
It is Oprah.

Nicole:
“What is an Oprah?”

David:
Give Allan that point.

Allan:
It would have to either be Oprah or someone like Ricki Lake or someone like that.

David:
Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.

Rainbow:
Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.

Allan:
“His father was a Goa’uld and he kicked him out. Now we’re bringing them back together.”

David:
“You don’t know me.”

Rainbow:
“You are the symbiote.”

David:
All right, well done, Allan. Yvie and Adam. Come on, guys, you’re last.

Rainbow:
Another David question

Adam:
Give us an Adam and Yvie question. That’d be great.

Nicole:
I thought Jeff and I were last. Have we gone in the wrong order?

David:
No, you’re not last.

Rainbow:
OK, what was the name of the last High Chancellor of Atlantis?

Yvie:
Now, I know there’s High Chancellor Perseus, but I don’t know if that is the last High Chancellor.

David:
It could be High Councilor.

Adam:
Can we phone a friend?

David:
Yeah, your wife. How often do you get to say that question with a straight face?

Adam:
Poll the audience or something? How do we get ahead here?

Rainbow:
Get another question.

David:
I will take any of his names.

Nicole:
That is a clue, David.

Darren:
That’s a big clue.

Allan:
He has multiple names.

Jeremy:
I know it. I know it.

Nicole:
That is a clue.

David:
They’re last right now.

Jeremy:
I know it.

Adam:
That hasn’t helped. That hasn’t helped.

David:
In the words of Jack O’Neill, “I’m giving them bone.”

Yvie:
So, repeat the question again, Rainbow.

Rainbow:
What was the name of the last High Chancellor or Councilor of Atlantis?

Nicole:
Who gets to steal?

Rainbow:
And there’s multiple names.

Adam:
It wasn’t Merlin, was it?

Yvie:
Chancellor of Atlantis? Merlin has multiple names.

Nicole:
It’s a clue, David.

David:
They are not the first to have had a clue. Get a clue.

Yvie:
Let’s go with that. Go with that.

William:
Every clue’s getting used.

Rainbow:
Calm down. Everyone’s had clues.

Adam:
Nicole’s given enough away that I wanna lock in Merlin’s name.

Nicole:
Blues Clues over here.

Darren:
Nicole sang 80% of a song.

Adam:
Go Councilor Merlin.

David:
OK, I’ll take it.

Yvie:
Yep, let’s lock it in.

David:
Moros, Merlin, Myrddin. William’s got it.

Nicole:
Did you just flip me off? I’m flipping you off in the right way. There we go, that’s the Friends way.

Adam:
Also, the cringiest way, but still.

David:
All right, William and Jeremy, here we go. Well done. Well done.

Yvie:
Delayed well done.

David:
While I’m trying to figure out which round we’re in. Second half of round six. “Hey, everybody, it’s me, Rainbow.”

Rainbow:
Sorry. Are you okay? OK, wait, who’s up? Sorry, I’m so sorry, guys.

David:
Jeremy and William.

Rainbow:
Jeremy and William, you get Linda.

William:
All right.

Rainbow:
What? Are these separate questions? Is this one super long question?

Linda:
It’s probably one super long question.

David:
Quite possible.

Nicole:
Linda, you devious wench.

Yvie:
Devious wench.

David:
God.

Nicole:
Jeremy’s texting me.

Rainbow:
Wait. This is a question but there’s… What? But there’s no answer?

David:
Let’s hear it.

Rainbow:
Ooh.

David:
Let’s hear it. We’ll be able to piece it together. I’m just curious at this point.

William:
I’m intrigued now. Let’s do this.

Rainbow:
All right. I’m sorry. I’m on my seventh drink and now things are much harder. Everything’s changing.

Jeremy:
Too much Wraith enzyme.

Rainbow:
Someone get me some enzyme. I need to snort a line of enzyme.

David:
Gosh.

William:
Now we’re freebasing it. That’s when you know you have a problem.

Rainbow:
All right.

David:
Let’s give it a stab, Rainbow, see what we got.

Rainbow:
All right. Oh my, this asshole. All right. Why does Ronon shoot and kill a fellow…

David:
Satedan.

Rainbow:
Satedan? Is that what he is? I wasn’t around when they figured out what he is.

William:
Yeah.

David:
Ronon was from Sateda.

Rainbow:
OK. Why does Ronon shoot a fellow dickwad in the episode Tri…

William:
Satedan’s ancient for dickwad, last time I checked.

Rainbow:
I’m doing basic translations.

William:
Thank you for that. But Jeremy, I’m pretty sure it’s because he was a traitor and basically used people as human shields to get him to bail himself out. That was the explanation he gave Teyla.

David:
What was his name, William?

William:
Gosh.

David:
OK. Jeremy, what was his name?

Jeremy:
I don’t remember.

David:
They got the answer right, as far as I’m concerned. It’s Kell, isn’t it?

Jeremy:
A traitor.

Rainbow:
His name is Kell. Very good, David. Yes. You should be in this competition, David.

David:
I copied and pasted the answers 13 hours ago, so it doesn’t count.

Rainbow:
Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not.

David:
When I play, I don’t win, so it’s like, “I’ll just moderate.”

Linda:
For the record, I came up with that question. I was falling asleep and then I remembered, as I was falling asleep, that I needed to send David my questions. I got up and typed a bunch of stuff.

Yvie:
Well done.

Rainbow:
Brilliant.

Adam:
Should use the AI to help me.

David:
OK. Now, Nicole and Jeff and that’ll be the end of round six.

Jeff:
We got this. No trivia pressure. There’s no trivia pressure. Breathe.

Rainbow:
Nicole and Jeff get an Adam question.

David:
That’s only fair.

Nicole:
Swear to God, Adam.

Adam:
Only one of them’s hard.

Rainbow:
Which one’s that?

Adam:
Quickly read both of them. Take a guess.

Nicole:
Adam, be silent you fool.

Rainbow:
All right. That’s definitely hard.

Adam:
He’s got it. He’s got it.

Nicole:
No, do whatever you want, Rainbow. It’s OK.

David:
They’re there to be used.

Rainbow:
All right. In Season One, the members of SG-1 meet an advanced race called the Nox. What is the name of the young boy with the group that they meet?

Nicole:
This is easy-peasy lemon squeezy.

David:
Jeff, do you know it?

Adam:
That’s the easy one.

Nicole:
I’m gonna give the audience a second. Jeff, do you know it?

Jeff:
No idea.

Nicole:
OK, I played Dead by Daylight on Xbox.

Rainbow:
This is easy peasy?

Allan:
Very easy.

Nicole:
I played Xbox a while back and I got into a game and someone had the name, their name and Nox. I was like, “Bro, you’re a Stargate fan?” It’s Nefreyu Carter.

David:
Carter.

Nicole:
Nefreyu.

David:
“No, you can’t keep him.”

William:
Well done.

Rainbow:
Wow, I can’t believe that was… I thought that was the hard one. I’m so sorry.

David:
There are some episodes that are just burned into our brains.

Nicole:
The Nox is burned in hard. Don’t worry, Rainbow. It’s OK.

Adam:
Give them the other one next time they come around.

Nicole:
I’m OK with that.

Rainbow:
Which one? The easy one or the…

David:
All right, round six. Linda, what’s the scores?

Linda:
We have got a three way tie still. Darren and Allan. Sorry, William and Jeremy, and Nicole and Jeff all have four, and Yvie and Adam have two.

David:
All right.

Rainbow:
See, I’m playing [inaudible] and masterminding so that there’s a three-way tie right now.

David:
I’ll have to break them up at the end.

Nicole:
Rainbow’s trying to create a problem for us.

Linda:
Very cut throat.

David:
All right, round seven. Darren and Allan.

Rainbow:
Darren and Allan, you get a David Read question because there’s 40,000 of them.

Darren:
All right.

Rainbow:
Are you sneaking behind me?

Nicole:
Another person.

Allan:
Hi.

Nicole:
Bye.

Rainbow:
Running away. All right. OK. What injury does Lisa Park sustain in the episode “Blockade?”

Nicole:
Whose question is this?

Jeremy:
I know it.

David:
Allan and Darren.

Nicole:
No, who wrote the question?

David:
I wrote the question.

Rainbow:
David Reed.

Nicole:
I wrote a very similar question last time this came around the other year.

Rainbow:
No one talked about last time, Nicole. The comment is null and void and you’re disenrolled.

Allan:
The episode name does not ring a bell. Could I have a What series it belongs to?

David:
SGU.

Rainbow:
I would assume it’s SG-1.

Allan:
Ah, SGU.

Nicole:
SGU.

Rainbow:
It’s SGU.

Darren:
SGU, second-to-last episode.

Allan:
Count me out then.

David:
You need to watch… Have you not sat down to watch it?

Allan:
About five years ago.

David:
OK, I need you to sit down and watch it before the next trivia.

Nicole:
You’re going on David’s naughty list.

Allan:
I know.

Jeremy:
I know it too.

Darren:
Dr. Park is blinded.

Rainbow:
You fucking called it. Say it again?

Darren:
Dr. Park is blinded.

Rainbow:
That is correct.

William:
Nice.

Rainbow:
Well done.

Adam:
The dramatic pause.

Jeremy:
Such a good episode.

William:
That’s a strong episode.

Nicole:
She just wanted to save the plants.

David:
She sure did.

Nicole:
Jeff, close your ears.

Jeremy:
And went into a blue star?

Nicole:
Yeah.

Darren:
Let’s give a second for Jennifer Spence. Fantastic on the show, in the episode. Go and watch Travelers. She’s great in that.

David:
Travelers.

William:
I was about to bring up her role in Travelers. She really spread her wings in there.

David:
Yep.

Rainbow:
She’s great. She is really great. She’s great on the show, but let’s not forget that she did drown those kittens four days ago.

Nicole:
Sorry, what?

William:
I got nothing to pass, what?

Adam:
I’m missing some context here.

Rainbow:
There’s nothing at all, I’m getting drunk.

Nicole:
I’m like, “Is this gonna be Raymond becoming more and more unhinged?”

Rainbow:
This is absolutely me becoming more and more unhinged.

David:
Do we need to make a call to some office somewhere and say…

Rainbow:
They’ve been there a few times with me, it’s fine.

Jeremy:
Lieutenant Ford after dark.

David:
Yvie and Adam. Yvie and Adam.

Nicole:
Rainbow’s new podcast.

Yvie:
All right.

Rainbow:
All right, who’s next here?

David:
Yvie and Adam.

Rainbow:
Yvie and Adam, you get a… No, I did that one. Yvie and Adam get a…You want a David Read question? Good.

Yvie:
Gosh, are you sure?

Rainbow:
In “Ex Deus Machina,” who inquires into the status of Carter’s relationship with Pete Shanahan?

Yvie:
Who inquires?

Nicole:
Who gets to steal?

David:
William and Jeremy.

Nicole:
Let’s do it.

Yvie:
I know exactly who you mean, I’m trying to remember his name. He’s the guy from that agency. My God.

David:
You’ve been rewatching the show with us for five seasons now and you’re saying, “that agency?”

Darren:
You’re on the right track.

Yvie:
It’s early in the morning.

Nicole:
To be fair, he hasn’t appeared yet for us.

Adam:
We get a handicap. It’s like 4:00 in the morning. Come on.

Nicole:
He’s appeared once so far.

Yvie:
We get a 4:00 AM handicap. God, what is his name again? My God, I know what he looks like as well.

Nicole:
I feel really bad for you right now. I can feel it in your head. Don’t let the trivia pressure get to you.

Yvie:
I’m trying to think…

Nicole:
Let it fall out.

Yvie:
…of a scene and I’m trying to think of…

Adam:
Here we go, here we go, playing a little word association.

Yvie:
… a character’s name.

Adam:
Agent…

Yvie:
Barrett! Barrett!

David:
That’s it.

Adam:
Holy crap, that worked!

Nicole:
I was gonna do the same thing, Adam!

Adam:
Holy crap, that worked!

Nicole:
That worked!

Yvie:
Did you not know the answer, Adam?

Adam:
No!

Nicole:
It was Agent something, that was amazing! I was gonna do the exact same thing. Adam, that was beautiful. Look at you guys. This is why you’re married.

Jeff:
Dang.

Yvie:
Yay!

Nicole:
No other reason.

David:
Rainbow, are you good?

William:
Marriage counseling is Stargate trivia. It solidifies relationships.

Yvie:
Man.

Nicole:
Rainbow, they got it.

David:
Rainbow, are you good?

Rainbow:
Malcolm Barrett, that’s good. That was great.

David:
I wanted to make sure you weren’t getting an eye anywhere, OK.

Rainbow:
No, no, no, that was crazy. That was incredible.

David:
OK, got it. All right, William and Jeremy.

Jeremy:
Are we interviewing him next week?

David:
Yes, Wednesday.

Yvie:
Yay!

David:
Why do you think I had the question?

Allan:
Who are you interviewing?

David:
We’re having Peter Fleming on Wednesday at 6:00 at night.

Nicole:
I wanna say, I deliberately didn’t put Ford questions in because I was like, “but everyone’s gonna put Ford questions in ’cause Rainbow’s in.” All of us avoided it. We all had the same thought.

Yvie:
Sorry, Rainbow.

Rainbow:
No Ford questions.

David:
I can come up with a couple.

Nicole:
Next time we’ll dust some off for you and make sure they’re in there.

Rainbow:
I’m glad they’re dusty.

Nicole:
I’m so sorry, Rainbow.

Rainbow:
No, it’s good. I loved it.

Allan:
I don’t know if you can see this. It’s not gonna show.

David:
You have to change the background.

Nicole:
Is it a photo of Rainbow?

Rainbow:
Nicole, when are you up for questions? When’s your next question?

Nicole:
After these guys.

Rainbow:
Perfect. OK, cool.

Nicole:
Digging myself a hole.

Rainbow:
All right, let’s go. What weapon has no effect on Aris Boch?

William:
That would be a Zat.

Allan:
Easy.

William:
A Zat, 100%.

Yvie:
That’s really easy.

Allan:
These are the questions I should be getting.

William:
Zat’nik’tel.

Rainbow:
I agree. I didn’t write them.

Yvie:
That’s fair.

Rainbow:
What was the answer?

Jeremy:
Zat.

William:
Let me make sure my teammate agrees. Jeremy?

Allan:
William has to act it out as well.

Nicole:
You have to pronounce the way that Teal’c pronounces it. Do it.

William:
Zatnikatel?

Nicole:
No, the long one.

William:
I don’t think Tacluchnatagamuntoron is the right answer but…

David:
That’s an incorrect answer, that’s right.

William:
It’s a Zat gun. Zat guns are ineffective against Aris Boch.

Allan:
And now act it out, where he shoots himself and he goes…

William:
There.

Nicole:
William, that’s really impressive.

William:
There’s my Zat acting for the day. My Zat’ing.

Rainbow:
Zat’ing.

Jeremy:
Hello there.

Rainbow:
I’ve got the look from this one, so this will be my last question. David, you’re gonna have to take over.

David:
OK

Nicole:
So, he’s gonna bully me with the last question. Cool, thanks, Rainbow.

Jeremy:
Hardest question ever.

Nicole:
Where’s Adam’s questions?

Rainbow:
It was an Adam question that…

Nicole:
Go ahead.

Yvie:
The hard one.

Adam:
Hopefully.

Jeff:
Hey, I don’t think he can find it. That’s fine.

Rainbow:
The question reads, what is the ancient phrase that means, “We are the ancients?”

Nicole:
Adam, you’re a dick.

William:
Great question. I love this question. I love every part of this.

Nicole:
Why couldn’t it be “They built many Astrea Porta,” which is just Astrea Puerta? That would’ve been so much easier.

Rainbow:
I’m glad that you blamed Adam.

Adam:
I’m glad that it went to Nicole actually. Thank you, Rainbow. Again, that was very special.

Nicole:
Isn’t it Arcturus Arena or something like that?

Jeff:
I think you’re getting there.

Nicole:
Williams’s eeking at me.

William:
Nicole, you are one of my favorite people.

Nicole:
Isn’t it something like Arcturus Inclinata.

David:
What’s the answer?

Nicole:
Jeff, help me.

David:
Darren and Allan, you can steal.

Rainbow:
That was my favorite Harry Potter spells that she just said.

Adam:
The furniture in here started floating.

Nicole:
Isn’t it Aris Octonus Inclinatus or something?

David:
Rainbow’s gotta get going. Darren and Allan, do you wanna steal?

Darren:
So, here’s my dilemma. I have a guess and if I’m right, I’m gonna look brilliant. But if I’m wrong, we really…

Nicole:
Get it wrong, get it wrong, get it wrong, get it wrong.

Darren:
Allan, what do you think? Is it worth guessing?

Allan:
Look, just go for it, Darren. If you get it wrong, we’re only human.

Nicole:
I don’t like you, Darren.

Darren:
I don’t know if it’s right, but the ancient phrase I have in my head is “nu ani anqui etas.”

William:
Nailed it.

Nicole:
You’re joking. Was it actually that one?

William:
Yes.

Nicole:
Nu ani… I remember it now.

David:
All right.

Yvie:
Wow.

David:
Linda, I was writing down questions as well. William and Jeremy, did you guys get the last one?

William:
Yes.

David:
OK.

Nicole:
That was beautiful. Adam, you’re a dick, Rainbow. I appreciate that.

David:
Rainbow, I know you gotta go, but I’ve written up two questions that are about Ford. Can you stay for two minutes and hear them or do you gotta go?

Rainbow:
Yeah, we can do it.

David:
All right, Yvie and Adam, you guys ready?

Yvie:
Yes.

Nicole:
Pressure.

David:
What word game is Ford losing at the beginning of “Hot Zone?”

Rainbow:
Can I answer these?

David:
You can if they get them wrong.

Yvie:
What word game?

Adam:
Scrabble? I don’t remember.

Rainbow:
I can provide…

Nicole:
Also, it’s a great episode.

Rainbow:
… clues.

David:
It’s pure dialogue, it’s nothing else.

Nicole:
Are they walking through the corridors?

David:
Yep.

Nicole:
Before they all go nuts?

David:
Now who’s giving clues?

Nicole:
They’re losing.

Yvie:
Thanks, thanks, Nicole. Remind me again?

Nicole:
You won last time, you’re silent.

Yvie:
I won once.

David:
Come on, guys.

Yvie:
It wouldn’t be like I Spy or something like that?

Jeff:
Take a guess.

Adam:
I’m gonna leave it to you guys.

David:
Rainbow, what is it?

Rainbow:
It’s a game that McKay and Zelenka choose to play with Ford to offset the fact that he can beat the shit out of them, and the game is called Pick on Ford.

David:
It’s called Prime or not Prime.

Rainbow:
That’s not what it’s called. Prime or Not Prime is what they start with, but it eventually evolves to be called Pick on Ford.

David:
That is funny. My last Ford question is gonna go to William and Jeremy. You guys ready?

Jeremy:
Sure.

David:
What Earth phrase does Ford say to Jinto, omitting the curse word in Hide and Seek?

Nicole:
I love this one.

William:
I am Jinto. Jeremy, any guess?

Jeremy:
I know the word that he omits, but…

William:
What’s the word? What’s the word? Say it. What’s the word? That might give me a hint, actually.

Jeremy:
Shit. Scared shitless or something?

William:
If that’s your guess, go for it.

Jeremy:
I think it was scared shitless, but they didn’t really say it.

William:
That’ll be our answer then.

David:
Rainbow, do you remember this one?

Jeremy:
Is that the one with the little kids?

David:
Yeah. Well, not “Childhood’s End” but [“Hide and Seek”], Reese Thompson. Reese got Ford injured and Ford is laying in bed and he says, “It’s OK, kid. We have a phrase on my planet. Stuff happens.” Although it’s not quite like that. All right. Good try, guys, though. Rainbow, thank you so much for being here. Miss, what is your name?

Rainbow:
That’s Courtney.

Allan:
Hello, Courtney.

David:
Thanks, Courtney.

Nicole:
Thank you for lending him to us.

Rainbow:
She said Rainbow’s so cool.

David:
You guys have a great time. Take care of yourselves.

Adam:
We like Courtney. When’s Courtney gonna host our next Quiz Night?

Nicole:
Then Rainbow can be part of our teams and see how that goes.

Rainbow:
Ask her how many episodes of Stargate she’s watched.

Adam:
Let me guess, zero.

Nicole:
At least the ones with Ford in them.

Rainbow:
Ask her how many of my work that she’s watched out of the 300-plus projects I’ve done.

Nicole:
I will say, Rainbow, I’m always rewatching Schitt’s Creek, and when Rainbow’s in the booth and he’s sick and tired of their crap, that one always cracks me up.

Rainbow:
That was so nice. That was literally Dan Levy calling me up, “Hey, we’re running outta episodes and we’re gonna be done with the series soon. Do you wanna come on?” I was like, “Yeah.” He’s like, “We don’t have many roles.” I was like, “I’ll do anything” and they gave me that role. My scene was with Catherine O’Hara and I literally got in there, and here’s the funny thing. She started talking the first take and I’m in the other room and I absolutely ruined the take ’cause I just started laughing. It was so unprofessional.

Yvie:
She’s such a legend.

Rainbow:
I looked at her and I went, “I’m so sorry.” She went, “It happens to everyone.”

Nicole:
She’s so great.

William:
Hey, Rainbow, real quick.

Rainbow:
Every good actor that comes in there gets in a room with her and she kills them for the first couple takes.

William:
Hey, Rainbow, I wanna say you killed in High Fidelity, by the way. That was an awesome show. Oh my God, there it is. That’s so cool. What great swag.

Rainbow:
Thank you. Thank you so much.

David:
It was a good show. Absolutely great show.

Rainbow:
I appreciate you all. That was super fun.

David:
It’s Friends. It’s Friends.

Rainbow:
It’s Friends. I say that whenever I’m drunk now, to my girlfriend, actually.

David:
All right. Courtney, Rainbow, you guys take care of yourselves. Thank you so much for being with us for this episode. This has been really great to have you.

Adam:
Have fun.

Rainbow:
Thank you, guys. I’m so happy about this show that I was on today, just now. That was crazy. Let me know if I can do this again. That was actually super fun.

David:
Thanks, brother. You take care. Bye.

Rainbow:
See you later, man.

Yvie:
Thanks, Rainbow. Bye.

Rainbow:
Bye.

Jeff:
Bye.

David:
Buh-bye. Very cool, guys. All right.

Nicole:
Now it’s David’s turn to bully us.

David:
You’re stuck with me. Now I get to go through them and figure out which questions were used and which weren’t.

Yvie:
I think you’ve gotta catch up with a few drinks first.

Nicole:
Please ask some of mine, David, because I like mine, and they’re not that mean.

Jeremy:
What a rockstar, though.

David:
So, William and Jeremy, that last question was yours?

William:
That’s correct.

Jeremy:
We didn’t get it right.

David:
I remember that part.

William:
“I remember the part where you failed.”

David:
All right. Rainbow, that was super fun. Thank you as well. Good guy. Okie dokie. All right, a Darren Sumner question for Nicole and Jeff. You guys ready to go?

Jeff:
Heck yeah.

David:
Koracen, the replicator who goes rogue in the Atlantis episode “Ghost in the Machine,” is played by actor Robert Maloney. What other role did he play on Stargate?

Nicole:
I hate you.

David:
Nicole, this is not peekaboo.

Nicole:
I hate you. “Ghost in the Machine” is an episode I haven’t seen in forever ’cause I don’t like Season Five. Jeff just watched Season Five. Jeff?

Jeff:
Yeah.

Nicole:
Any idea?

Jeff:
No.

Nicole:
Which Stargate show was it? ‘Cause we’re not winning.

David:
It was SG-1.

Nicole:
And he was one of the replicators?

David:
OK. Koracen, the replicator who goes rogue in Atlantis in “Ghost in the Machine,” that was in Season Five, but he also featured as a character in SG-1. Which really narrows it down.

Nicole:
It really does and there’s 214 episodes. Do I have to name the character or can I just name the episode?

David:
I will take either.

Nicole:
Jeff, I don’t know, so I’m just gonna randomly start throwing some crap out, OK?

David:
That’s always useful.

Nicole:
We’re gonna go for… Jeff, pick me an episode.

Jeff:
Pick an episode? I don’t know any of the names.

Adam:
What is this?

Nicole:
I’m gonna say “Memento Mori.”

David:
That is wrong.

Nicole:
No idea. Of course not.

David:
But very close. All right.

Nicole:
What was the answer?

David:
It’s Darren’s, so he can’t steal. But Darren, what is it?

Darren:
He plays Borren. I know his name.

William:
The Aschen scientist? He’s Borren.

Nicole:
Yvie, did this come up the other day when you were talking about all the stuff that he was in and I didn’t remember?

Yvie
I might’ve mentioned him in Atlantis.

Darren:
That Borren guy.

David:
Borren guy.

Nicole:
Goddammit.

David:
All right, Darren and Allan, you ready to go?

Allan:
Yup. Season One to Four of SG-1, please.

Nicole:
You couldn’t even get that one.

Adam:
Here’s an SGU question.

Nicole:
I want one of mine.

Darren:
Who played Samantha Carter on Stargate SG-1?

Nicole:
I think mine are pretty good and I think Darren can probably get mine.

Adam:
Feel like we need a drum roll.

Allan:
Hello?

David:
I see that you guys are ahead and I wanna make it hard for you.

Nicole:
That’s the thing. Darren, I wish you didn’t do all the fun Stargate stuff so all the knowledge is hidden in your huge, ancient database. Infinite Stargate knowledge.

Darren:
I have the advantage of having just completed a rewatch with my kids. I’ve seen a lot of the shows recently.

Nicole:
That’s so heartwarming and fresh. So nice of you, it annoys me.

David:
Darren and Allan, what was Reese’s excuse for creating replicators?

Darren:
Reese’s excuse?

Adam:
Kinda easy, isn’t it?

Nicole:
That’s what I thought.

Allan:
Was she just making some friends? It was something really innocent to start with, before they started…

Nicole:
Adam’s furious.

Darren:
I’m thrown by the word excuse. Is it a reason or is it a rationalization?

David:
What are they to her?

Allan:
They’re her friends.

David:
They’re her friends? Is that what she calls them?

Nicole:
David, don’t help him. Darren’s in the lead.

David:
Allan, Darren knows the answer; I wanna see if Allan can get it.

Allan:
It’s not gonna be something silly like her toys.

David:
Yep.

Allan:
Her toys?

David:
They’re her toys. I’ll take it. Very good.

Allan:
Got one.

Yvie:
Whoo, whoo, whoo.

David:
Yvie and Adam.

Nicole:
Adam’s so bitter.

Adam:
Can I have that question?

Nicole:
Adam, I feel like you and I have the same energy whenever this happens. We’re both so bitter.

David:
Yvie and Adam.

Nicole:
Give them one of mine or something, unless mine is too hard. Give them an easy one.

David:
I think that yours have all…

Nicole:
Mine haven’t. I think two of mine haven’t been done.

David:
OK. No, I don’t wanna break their spirit.

Yvie:
No, already done.

Nicole:
I’m not mean.

David:
What clue does Ke’ra give to Daniel which convinces him she was previously Linea?

Yvie:
She says Linea’s phrase, doesn’t she? She uses Linea’s phrase.

Allan:
I know.

David:
Adam, do you know it? I’d really love to see you get one, buddy.

Adam:
She doesn’t say, “All debts have been repaid.”

Yvie:
Yes!

David:
I will accept that. “All debts have now been paid.”

Nicole:
This is the David pity train now. I love it.

Adam:
I wanna know why I’m right. I don’t remember her saying that.

David:
But she did.

Nicole:
She turns around and says it to Daniel, and then Daniel’s like, “Yo, don’t kill yourself.”

Yvie:
“One second, that sounds familiar.”

David:
And the fact that Nicole is irritated by me is great.

Nicole:
I’m not irritated, David. It’s funny. He’s not gonna take pity on me, but he doesn’t take pity on everyone else.

David:
All right.

Allan:
I have to say, she is a wonderful, wonderful person as well.

Nicole:
Thank you, Allan.

Allan:
No, not you. In real life.

David:
Can you convince the wonderful, wonderful person to accept my offer to come on my show? ‘Cause that would be great.

Darren:
I wanna see her on this show.

Nicole:
Ooh. Are you implying that she’s not?

David:
No.

Allan:
I tell you, running Gatecon for 24 years, I’ve only ever been starstruck once, and it was with her.

David:
Really? Yep.

Allan:
My mouth just wouldn’t work.

David:
Megan, is it Leitch?

Allan:
I think so.

Darren:
You gotta ask her.

Nicole:
If you guys wanna see David and I being bitter with each other like this and confrontational, then go watch Wormhole X-Tremists.

David:
Wormhole X-Tremists, Saturdays at 1:00 PM Pacific.

Nicole:
Saturdays.

Yvie:
Have their own channel for that.

Darren:
She’s a big X-Files actress. Get Jeff to get her on.

David:
Jeremy.

Nicole:
Yeah, Jeff.

David:
Jeremy.

Jeff:
Just call her up.

David:
And William. Jeremy, you guys ready?

Jeremy:
Yeah.

David:
Why was David Telford such a jerk during most of Season One of Stargate Universe?

Nicole:
You gave that to William?

David:
I’m hoping that Jeremy will have this one.

William:
I’ll let Jeremy have that one.

David:
I want him to have a win.

Nicole:
Thanks. David, this pity party is killing everyone’s spirits.

Jeremy:
Wasn’t it because he was cheating on Young’s wife or something?

William:
He was doing that…

Adam:
But that’s not why.

David:
Why was David Telford cheating on Young’s wife or something?

Nicole:
Jeff’s taken off his headphones ’cause he hasn’t gotten to this part of the show.

William:
I like that. It’s good style.

Jeff:
Wave when it’s done.

David:
Also, that Jeff Gulka guy, man, he can’t act.

Jeremy:
Man, was it because Young was away or something? Not 100%.

William:
No.

Adam:
Block your ears, Jeff, honestly.

Nicole:
William.

William:
Telford was brainwashed by the Lucian of Alliance using Goa’uld technology.

David:
Which is called? I need the name.

William:
Do you need the name? I know the Rite of M’al Sharran was used to purge him afterwards. It wasn’t the same stuff that Setesh uses, is it? ‘Cause I remember that name.

David:
Technically, yes.

William:
Roshna or something like that?

David:
No, that’s what Aris Boch takes.

William:
I can hear Selmak saying it and Seth.

David:
They still won’t be in the lead if I give it to them, guys. Should I accept the fact that they were…

Nicole:
I’d say that William knowing exactly the situation, it’s acceptable.

David:
The situation. OK, let’s give it to him.

Darren:
Brainwashing is enough.

Adam:
You’re good, Jeff. You’re good. Headphones.

David:
Nicole and Jeff.

William:
Real quick. Hold on.

David:
Yes.

Nicole:
William.

William:
What’s the name?

Nicole:
Jeff, take them off, take them off.

David:
Nish’ta, very close. Jeff, you can put ’em back on. We’ve ruined Stargate Universe for you by using the word Nish’ta.

Jeff:
I just heard, “Nish’ta.”

Darren:
Remember that that got name-dropped.

David:
All right. Nicole Rodriguez Galdo and Jeff Reetou Charlie Gulka.

Nicole:
That’s his new name.

David:
Jeff, why was Sheppard surprised to see his old friends, Dex and Mitch, near the end of “Home” in Season One?

Jeremy:
I know this one.

David:
Why was he surprised?

Nicole:
It’s Season One, Jeff. Of Atlantis, obviously.

Jeff:
Why is he directing it towards me?

Nicole:
Because he’s doing that for the people he feels sorry for.

David:
Because Nicole has been carrying your water. I want all my peeps to have a win.

Nicole:
I think Jeff got his win with the bullying question earlier that no one was gonna get.

Jeff:
What happens in that episode?

Nicole:
They go through the gate to a planet covered in fog and then they dial the gate to Earth from the fog planet. The fog people put them to sleep. Don S. Davis is back all of a sudden for some reason, which we love, and then they all go out and have their own little mind worlds. So, Teyla and John are together in John’s apartment and everyone’s doing their stuff

David:
The fog is alive, which on land or in space has never been used as a plot device in science fiction ever.

Nicole:
Ever.

Jeff:
I remember fog.

Nicole:
It starts pulling people from their memories back, but two people in particular turn up and it doesn’t make sense. Why? John’s like, “This is bull.”

Jeff:
I’m guessing because they would be dead?

Nicole:
Yep. Woo! Woo!

David:
All right; we do have a concrete winner. Jeremy, I want to give you another pass, just to you specifically. Not as points, but I want you to get one. How familiar are you with the feature film?

Jeremy:
Ish.

Nicole:
David, this feels worse.

Allan:
This is a question for me.

Nicole:
This feels mean.

David:
What is your favorite season of Stargate?

Jeremy:
Probably Season Seven.

Nicole:
Yes! I agree. Is our definite winner Darren and Allan because Darren is Stargate Wikipedia?

David:
Be patient, don’t be needy.

Allan:
I got one, or two.

Jeremy:
Remember, I stumped him with the first question.

Nicole:
You did. I am very proud of you for that Jeremy. I appreciate what you have done. You have done great service to this whole group of people.

David:
In “Space Race,” Jeremy, Jack O’Neill is enquiring as to Teal’c’s location in the facility but he uses a codename instead.

Darren:
Who uses a codename for who?

Nicole:
Why would you use “Space Race?”

David:
Jack uses a codename that Teal’c has used that has been used before.

Allan:
Easy, I know this one.

Nicole:
It is easy actually. I have got it.

Darren:
I don’t even understand the question.

Allan:
I do.

Nicole:
He refers to him by a different name.

David:
Teal’c is on a bit of a mission with one of the brothers. Teal’c is going by an alternate name. What is the name which he is going by which he has gone before? Got it Darren?

Darren:
I thought you meant a name that Teal’c had used for somebody else.

Nicole:
Jeremy is saying it.

Jeremy:
Murray. The funny thing is my initial thought was muscles but I feel like it would have been weird if Jack had called Teal’c muscles.

David:
He refers to him as having muscles in marionette form. Very good guys. Did anyone not get a shot?

Linda:
Me.

Darren:
Linda.

David:
Linda. What’s your favorite season?

Linda:
Anything SG-1.

Nicole:
Can you ask Linda one of mine? Are they OK?

David:
I think they are damn hard.

Linda:
I like the early season the best.

Nicole:
None of mine are early seasons.

David:
An answer is Valerie Todad. If we were playing Jeopardy! what’s the question?

Nicole:
Here’s the thing I don’t understand, it comes out of my head all the time. “Valerie Todad,” I don’t know why.

David:
Interesting. All right, Linda, what did you say?

Linda:
Early SG-1.

David:
Early SG-1, OK.

Nicole:
I’ve got one in my head.

David:
OK, let’s hear from you.

Nicole:
Can I ask it?

David:
Yes.

Nicole:
So, there’s one I was gonna put and then I didn’t ’cause I thought it was too easy, but I feel like it might not actually be that easy with all the Stargate knowledge. So, in Season One’s “There But for the Grace of God,” there is a message that is sent and it says, “Beware the,” something, “they come from,” and then a gate address. What is the something? Beware the blank they come from.

Jeremy:
I remember this one.

Nicole:
I thought that was easy.

Yvie:
I think I know what it is.

Nicole:
I’m sorry, Linda. Given that it’s a planet that got completely wrecked, maybe that will help. Can I give a clue?

Linda:
I’m thinking, but it’s Season One?

Nicole:
It’s a pretty bland title to give, very generic.

William:
This is the first quantum mirror episode.

Nicole:
Beware the something they come from.

William:
Jack’s listening to a message on his cassette tape that Catherine and Dr. Carter gives him.

Nicole:
That they try to translate.

William:
You never learned to speak it out loud and have you do.

Linda:
If it’s the quantum mirror, it’s the Goa’uld who are showing up on…

Nicole:
Yes, but they don’t call them that, which is why it’s a trick question. Beware the blank they come from. Guys, I’m sorry, I thought this was easy.

David:
You see, this is why I don’t put you in charge.

William:
Good question.

Nicole:
I think everyone knows it.

Yvie:
I can give her a hint.

Allan:
I’m confused with two words.

Yvie:
First letter?

Allan:
I?

Jeremy:
Starts with a D.

Allan:
Yes, of course.

David:
Of course!

Nicole:
Beware the blank they come from.

Jeremy:
D as in dog.

Linda:
I wanna say demons?

Nicole:
OK. You’re so close.

Yvie:
Three syllables.

Darren:
From a planet that has been obliterated?

Adam:
Sounds like.

Nicole:
This planet’s been completely put in the bin. It’s gone.

David:
Put in the bin.

Nicole:
Why? Why?

Jeremy:
Great line.

Yvie:
Another word for put in the bin starting with a D.

Linda:
It can’t possibly be Alderaan because we’re in the wrong universe.

Jeremy:
Looking for love in Alderaan places.

Nicole:
I love that meme. OK. I’ll try to think of another one if someone wants to give her the answer.

Jeremy:
Destroyers.

Nicole:
Beware the destroyers… they come from. Sorry, I thought that was easy. Shoot.

Linda:
Just ask about candy bars or something.

David:
Linda, what is the message that Jack says at the end, “Something the Nox told me one time?” At the end of “The Nox,” Jack remembers a message. It says, “It’s something the Nox told me one time.”

Linda:
The very young do not always do as they are told?

David:
Well done. Linda, can you read the final tallies from lowest to highest, please?

Nicole:
Jeff, I’m sorry.

Linda:
From lowest to highest. OK.

Jeff:
I’m very disappointed in you.

Linda:
It was very close all around. Everybody did a fantastic job. Yvie and Adam came in at four. Nicole and Jeff had five. William and Jeremy had six. Darren and Allan… Why do I keep calling you Adam?

David:
Me too. I’ve been doing it too.

Adam:
I think everyone, just about everyone’s done.

Linda:
Darren and Allan had seven.

Allan:
I’ll take the win.

Nicole:
You know what? Four, five, six, seven, I’ll take it.

Adam:
Hey, Darren, we did it. We did it.

David:
All right, gang.

Nicole:
Can I say, by the way, before we did this, Jeff and I were hyping ourselves up being like, “We practiced Trivial Pursuit and Wheel of Fortune just to get ready for this,” ’cause I can’t handle my trivia pressure. Jeff was like, “Are we allowed to swear?” I was like, “No. No, we’re not, ’cause we use bad words.” So, good job us.

Jeff:
We were supportive this time. We’re usually not supportive of each other when we’re playing.

Nicole:
We’re never on the same team, so we’re really nasty to each other, so this was really nice.

David:
I really appreciate everyone joining me for this episode. Darren, Allan, Yvie, Adam, William, Jeremy, Nicole, Jeff, Linda, Rainbow. Thank you, guys. This is tremendous.

William:
Thank you for being us together. It was fun.

Yvie:
It was fun.

Nicole:
I loved seeing my Gatecon daddio, Allan.

Yvie:
I love losing at quarter to five in the morning. It’s great.

Jeff:
Great start to the day.

David:
I’m gonna embarrass Darren right now.

Nicole:
I don’t talk to Jeremy enough.

David:
I’m gonna chew on Darren a little bit.

Darren:
Remember my cash prize from 2020.

David:
Yes. Darren, I sent you a request to call me and you never called me back. The message was read in Facebook and he never called me back.

Nicole:
His win should be rescinded and handed to the next teams.

David:
There it goes.

Adam:
That still wouldn’t be you.

Nicole:
I know, but I don’t want Darren to win. He wrote Stargate everything.

David:
My point is, we are doing an event at San Diego Comic-Con and it would be wonderful if you could join us. I have a ticket for you if you can.

Darren:
Wow. Holy cow. That’s amazing. I was eating dinner with my kids, I think, when you sent that, and so I looked at it and said, “I’ll catch him back.” Then you sent me a follow-up message with some other piece of news, somebody…

David:
‘Cause I moved on after a couple of days.

Darren:
I figured, “OK, that’s what he wanted to talk about was…”

David:
If you can make it, you are welcome to the to join the panel.

Nicole:
All I’m hearing is that Darren’s a good dad and that annoys me. Darren’s a nice man who looks after his kids. How dare he? Ugh.

Jeremy:
Speaking of cons, I would love to attend a Gatecon one time.

Nicole:
Yeah Allan.

David:
What’s going on with the next one?

Allan:
Obviously we are still waiting to see what MGM/Prime are doing. But after a recent convention about two weeks ago, it wasn’t exactly happy-happy. Let’s just say that that convention has caused two Gatecon owners to start talking about stuff.

Yvie:
Really?

Allan:
That’s all I’m gonna say because there’s nothing concrete at the moment.

Darren:
I like hearing that much though.

David:
Also, the bar has been set lower. Geez.

Nicole:
Bar’s very low.

Allan:
The bar is sitting on the ground at the moment.

Nicole:
It’s under the water behind you, Allan.

David:
We’re not gonna mention its name.

Allan:
You could trip over the bar and it’d still be better. That’s what I’m hearing. If anything did happen, it would be 26.

David:
Hopefully by then we’ll have new Stargate.

Allan:
That’s what we’re waiting on as well.

David:
Anyone have any shout-outs or anything to mention before we let you all go?

Nicole:
We’ll be there, Gatecon.

David:
Yep. Yvie and Nicole will be there. Linda will be there.

Yvie:
We will be.

Nicole:
Feelin’ bad and it feels so good.

David:
That’s it.

Yvie:
So excited.

David:
I’d love to see Adam be there.

Yvie:
It’s next month.

Nicole:
I would also like to see… I like Adam.

David:
I do too.

Nicole:
We get along beautifully.

Yvie:
He’s all right.

Allan:
Seems OK.

Adam:
Give money.

Yvie:
Give money.

Nicole:
Donate to Adam Cahill.

Adam:
I can’t afford to go there.

David:
I could cash in some Bitcoin, but I’m not…

Nicole:
Fund me.

Adam:
If there was there a cash prize for winning this quiz I would have tried harder.

David:
Guys, I really appreciate you joining me for this one. It means a lot to have everyone.

Nicole:
Also, I just realized, by the way, Allan technically won, didn’t he? Allan doesn’t win this ever, so yay! Sorry, Darren.

Allan:
Actually no.

Nicole:
I knew you were gonna win. Yay, Allan!

Allan:
This is the second time I’ve won. Because remember, Nic, last time I was paired up with you, we won.

Nicole:
No, we didn’t.

Allan:
Didn’t we?

Nicole:
No, we lost to William, didn’t we?

Allan:
I can’t remember.

Nicole:
We almost won, but then we lost to William.

Allan:
Almost won.

David:
I suspect you can go back and watch.

Nicole:
Allan, I would love to win with you, but I’m not pulling my weight hard enough.

Allan:
It is what it is.

Yvie:
Apparently.

Jeff:
You’re a disappointment.

David:
All right, gang. I’m gonna go ahead and wrap it up on this end. Jeff, stick around for a moment, will ya?

Jeff:
Sure.

David:
Anyone else who wants to as well. I’m not kicking you out.

Jeff:
It’s great seeing everybody’s face, I’ll add there. It’s nice seeing everybody from Gatecon.

David:
Thank you for joining us. This was really cool to have an actor.

Jeff:
My pleasure.

William:
A lot of fun.

David:
All right, guys, I’ll be with you in a moment. Thank you so much, everyone, for tuning in to Dial the Gate. I do have a correction and adjustment. Coming up tomorrow, we have David and Kate Hewlett, but we have had to reschedule it slightly earlier. So, this is gonna be now at 9:00 AM Pacific Time, 12:00 noon Eastern Time. I think Tracy and Antony, you guys are both in the chat right now. You’re moderating tomorrow. I will update the status board. If you guys can’t moderate that, let me know. I will update the moderator spreadsheet as well. Peter Fleming is gonna be joining us Wednesday, June the 5th and Torri Higginson and Rachael Luttrell are joining us for a dual interview live Saturday, June the 8th at 11:00 AM Pacific Time. Dialthegate.com has all of the episodes listed. There’s quite a lot heading your way, quite a lot that we are working on that I’m really excited about. Fish are really jumping in the boat, as it were, so we’re gonna keep it at that. If you enjoyed this episode, give us a Like, hit the Subscribe icon. If you haven’t joined us, hit the Bell icon if you wanna get notified about future updates. That’s what I’ve got for you. Hope you enjoyed our Wraith dart, which brought in the episode; it was fitting since we had Rainbow. That was designed by Matt Wilson, EagleSG. I really appreciate everyone who makes these episodes possible. Tracy, Antony, Jeremy, Marcia, Sommer. Frederick Marcoux at ConceptsWeb, keeps dialthegate.com up and running. He couldn’t join us today. Jenny Stiven was also gonna join us as well. Everyone, be sending Jenny good vibes, so keep her in your thoughts. We really appreciate you joining us for this episode. My name is David Read for Dial the Gate and I will see you on the other side.